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geekerie: silly bands I wish were real
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I'm a big geek. Let's blog about it! Thursday, August 26, 2010. Silly bands I wish were real. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Blue Ribbon Glee Club (myspace). Blue Ribbon Glee Club (wesbite). Yea Big and Kid Static. Midwest Teen Sex Show Ning Site. Midwest Teen Sex Show. Silly bands I wish were real.
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crabbydad: September 2011
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Observations of a crabby dad. Wednesday, September 28, 2011. And Now We Wait. The deed is done. I have successfully tied the dental floss noose round my armpitty intruder. Mind you, it wasn't fucking easy. You try lassoing a meaty nubbin' with one hand. It was like like attempting to extract a greased Vienna sausage from a tub of tapioca with your toes. Which I have tried, and it's not as easy, or delicious, as it sounds. Friday, September 23, 2011. Maybe I've grown too attached to it. [beat] I don't...
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crabbydad: February 2011
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Observations of a crabby dad. Friday, February 04, 2011. A Dear Gym Letter. Dear Mr. Z's 8th grade gym teacher,. It's 20-fucking-11, some 30 plus years since I used to get an over-inflated red rubber ball catapulted at my 10 year old nutsack by a freakishly overdeveloped Orlando Mazzolini at Kipling elementary school, and the best you can muster "physical education-wise" is fucking dodge ball? Your douchebaggery is breathtaking. How do you have a fucking job, you pointless nugget of turd? Mr Z informed m...
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crabbydad: July 2012
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Observations of a crabby dad. Wednesday, July 25, 2012. Go West, Young Crab. In the meantime, chew on this: I took Mr. Z to his cross-country physical yesterday and the doc filled us in on his growth stats since his last physical, two years ago. In 24 months the boy has grown eight (8) inches and gained 50 pounds. So you can better visualize this, here are a couple of equivalents. He's this much heavier. And this much taller. Monday, July 23, 2012. What can this strange device be? He did glance over at m...
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crabbydad: April 2010
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Observations of a crabby dad. Friday, April 02, 2010. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. MR Z and MISS O SONGS HERE! A Year in Pictures of Comedy. A Year in Pictures. A Year of Dubious Success. A Year of Working. Mr Z and Miss O's Music Site. Tom and Sam are Stuck. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.
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crabbydad: October 2010
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Observations of a crabby dad. Sunday, October 17, 2010. Turning over a New Leash. Well, Miss O decided today that she wanted to fire up the old Dog Treats Cafe, once again, and hey, it was either that or watch the Bears suck their own asses, so it was a no-brainer. So here you have it, Episode Eight, where she spoons right into a re-hydrated bowl of The Honest Kitchen's "Force" dog food.* Enjoy! Thursday, October 07, 2010. Lo, I Have Smelled The Face of Death. Are you shitting me? At the very least, he w...
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crabbydad: September 2010
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Observations of a crabby dad. Tuesday, September 28, 2010. I Guess I've Hit Crabberty. How the fuck old do I have to be before all of the oil and grease-spewing holes dry up on my 45 year old face so I won't get anymore goddamn zits? I mean, what the shit? Why I left my clean suit at home, I'll never know. And now I must sleep, as the growth has made me weary. Wednesday, September 22, 2010. Kickin' It, Miss O Style. I was seated in one of the cruel chairs at Miss O's Tae Kwon Do dojang. Korean for "run-d...
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crabbydad: August 2012
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Observations of a crabby dad. Wednesday, August 22, 2012. You Know What Really Sticks in My Craw? Warning: This was written yesterday, while still under the effects of "twilight" anesthesia.). Be careful 'cuz I am now bugged. I'm wired for sound. In fact, this post is probably being recorded as I type, so comment at your own risk. Oh, I'm also still doped up on funny juice, so forgive the flrb mmrshn grm. Then they jabbed a needle in my hand (my hand! When I woke up, one second later, I was in a differen...
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crabbydad: Random Stool Collection (The Final Chapturd)
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Observations of a crabby dad. Friday, January 25, 2013. Random Stool Collection (The Final Chapturd). The procedure for Day Two was identical to Day One, so it was slightly. Now, Day Three… THAT’S when things got really interesting. It started out like Day One and Day Two: fill the Green-top SAF tube with sporked shit-balls. But then came the all-new “Step Eight”! At least I remembered to put the glove on, this time. And then, just like that, it was over. My stool had been randomly collected.
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crabbydad: January 2013
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Observations of a crabby dad. Friday, January 25, 2013. Random Stool Collection (The Final Chapturd). The procedure for Day Two was identical to Day One, so it was slightly. Now, Day Three… THAT’S when things got really interesting. It started out like Day One and Day Two: fill the Green-top SAF tube with sporked shit-balls. But then came the all-new “Step Eight”! At least I remembered to put the glove on, this time. And then, just like that, it was over. My stool had been randomly collected. So, without...