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Observations on Growing Older | Kajuma's Weblog
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Observations on Growing Older. Monday, September 3, 2012 @ 4:12 pm. 183; { Funnies. Today is the Oldest You’ve ever been, Yet the Youngest you’ll ever be, so Enjoy this day while it lasts. Observations on Growing Older. Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect! Going out is good. Coming home is better! When people say you look “Great”…they add “for your age! When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything…. Were unheard o...
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Diapers | Kajuma's Weblog
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Tuesday, April 1, 2014 @ 12:38 am. 183; { Funnies. I know you have been laying awake at night wondering. Why baby diapers have brand names such as. 8220;Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while. Undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing. When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna. Luv ’em, Hug ’em and Pamper ’em. When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends”. On who’s in the will! Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your.
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The New Alphabet | Kajuma's Weblog
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Monday, September 3, 2012 @ 2:55 pm. 183; { Funnies. Is for apple, and. Is for boat,. That used to be right, but now it won’t float! Age before beauty is what we once said,. But let’s be a bit more realistic instead. The bad back,. The chest pains,. Is for dental decay and decline,. Is for eyesight, can’t read that top line! Is for farting and fluid retention,. Is for gut droop, which I’d rather not mention. Is for high blood pressure–I’d rather it low;. Is for incisions with scars you can show. You are ...
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Learning Cell Phone Etiquette | Kajuma's Weblog
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Learning Cell Phone Etiquette. Friday, April 26, 2013 @ 4:06 pm. 183; { Funnies. Learning Cell Phone Etiquette :. After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:. 8220;Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train”. 8220;Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting”. 8220;Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart”. Build a we...
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PHENOMENAL 2 LETTER WORD | Kajuma's Weblog
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PHENOMENAL 2 LETTER WORD. Friday, April 26, 2013 @ 4:10 pm. 183; { Funnies. I’m sure you will enjoy this. I never knew one word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep. Read until the end…you’ll laugh. This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is’UP.’ It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. Takes...
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Turtle – Rabbit Race | Kajuma's Weblog
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Turtle – Rabbit Race. Friday, April 26, 2013 @ 4:09 pm. 183; { Funnies. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Bitter Sweet | Kajuma's Weblog
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Thursday, December 20, 2012 @ 3:38 pm. 183; { Funnies. THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:. 1 My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:. Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2 I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 3 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;. This describes everything you are not. 4 Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,. Enter your comment here.
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Faceless Toons | Kajuma's Weblog
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Friday, April 26, 2013 @ 4:03 pm. 183; { Funnies. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. Jean Calvert and Company.
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Santa’s Helpers | Kajuma's Weblog
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Thursday, December 20, 2012 @ 3:58 pm. 183; { Funnies. When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Not very many people know this. Fill in your ...
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2 year old Dog in Need of help | Kajuma's Weblog
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2 year old Dog in Need of help. Monday, October 21, 2013 @ 12:28 am. 183; { Alerts. Please donate and help this dog and his family. http:/ www.youcaring.com/helpmehelppeanut Help Dog His Cancer Has Spread. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.