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Shonelley Belly Laughs: Talent

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My life, for your amusement. Tuesday, March 19, 2013. The audition dream has inspired me to write a series of blog posts about my failed creative endeavors: dancing, singing, acting, art, fashion design and writing. I also bombed at the following but my stints were too short for blogging fodder: jewelry-making, greeting card designing, baton twirling, magic, and clowning. Coming soon- the talent (or lack-thereof) series. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Nothing to see here! View my complete profile.

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: A Conversation with my Cat

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My life, for your amusement. Thursday, March 10, 2011. A Conversation with my Cat. 8220;Ugh, you guys are so messy. How did you manage to get your wet food all over the floor? 8221; I grumble as I sweep the kitchen. 8220;Don’t judge me, Mom! You get food all over your face and your hair,” Oso retorts with the help of my husband’s kitty translation skills. Well I’ve seen you roll around in your own litter. Your. You don’t wash your sheets! 8220;I clean my litter box more often than you wash your sheets!

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: Lettuce Ride

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My life, for your amusement. Sunday, January 30, 2011. The eastern sky was a vibrant peachy orange on my commute Friday morning. Sometimes when we pass over a lake, the glossy water reflects clouds with perfect clarity. I stare joyfully out the window with a giant grin on my face. I am riding a train through the sky. When I snooze on the train, am I drooling? Murmuring about butterflies, like I do at home? Why are people smiling at me when I wake up? But this is my favorite story:. I am carrying a giant ...

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: Clumsy McGee

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My life, for your amusement. Wednesday, March 6, 2013. Liz Lemon has Trix up her sleeve. I've got cereal up mine too, and also nuts and raisins and popcorn. And frequently all of the above down my shirt. My husband doesn't help my cause; he thinks it's hilarious to throw grapes down my cleavage at the dinner table. Want to know where I've been and what I've been eating? Sometimes I feel like the quirky over-the-top character in a romantic comedy who you can't believe is. March 7, 2013 at 1:43 PM.

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: $1 or Best Offer

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My life, for your amusement. Sunday, March 10, 2013. 1 or Best Offer. A real conversation with my parents in the living room while Ryan is in the bedroom:. Dad: You guys want to watch a show; I have Suburgatory, Being Human? Me: No, I think we're going to hang out in the back. Mom: I think Ryan wants to spend some time with his wife. Or she wants to spend some time with her husband. (wink, wink). Dad: Well Ryan had a lot of pizza tonight, so keep your expectations low. Me: Ohmygod, Dad! Me: Geez, Dad!

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: Pho the Love of Pho

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My life, for your amusement. Saturday, January 12, 2013. Pho the Love of Pho. I feel like butt and there's nothing else I want to eat tonight.". Ryan raises his eyebrows inquisitively and busts up laughing. "You realize what you just said, baby? I said, I feel like butt-. What I should have said was "I feel sick and there's nothing but pho that I want to eat tonight." But the only thing I'm eating at this point is my foot. you know, in my mouth. To my credit, the sentence did have some context:. I called...

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: What should I do with my dead cat's Twitter page?

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My life, for your amusement. Saturday, November 24, 2012. What should I do with my dead cat's Twitter page? My cats used to tweet via their TuckerandOso handle- mainly foul-mouthed complaints about their food and sassy retorts to being smothered with human affection. But since my dear Tucker has departed, I can't decide what to do with their Twitter page. I've been debating these options:. RIP Tucker (a.k.a. Tucker the Cat, SuperCat, Hugs McSnugs). Leave up the old posts and also encourage Oso to tweet!

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: Are any of these a good reason to have a baby?

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My life, for your amusement. Wednesday, April 25, 2012. Are any of these a good reason to have a baby? I don’t know what to do next with my career. I want someone in the house who spills food on themselves more than me (my husband’s suggestion). I could already pass for 4 months pregnant with my chocolate-induced belly pooch. For many years now, I've been yearning for my own. children’s book collection. I need more blogging material. And no, I’m not preggers. It really is just the chocolate. And I think ...

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: Quotables

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My life, for your amusement. Thursday, February 3, 2011. These made me laugh today:. I enjoy the Super Bowl as much as the next guy, as long as he's a guy who doesn't really enjoy the Super Bowl. Joel Stein, Time columnist/my idol. Dennis: One word - coffee. One problem - Where do you get it? Dennis. You get it anywhere! You get it in my coffee machine. Thirty-eighth and Sixth, in the basement of K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David, and boom! You plug in the machine.

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Shonelley Belly Laughs: I wrote this 20 years ago today

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My life, for your amusement. Friday, April 27, 2012. I wrote this 20 years ago today. April 27, 1992. I still can't believe it! This must be the most exciting day of my whole life. This day was so perfect! Then she took my picture. Then I started opening my gifts. My sister had made about 10 presents and I opened them all first. They were so cute! I received some really beautiful cards! She even gave me a few of her toys. These were the gifts:. A beautiful flower dress from my Nana Papa. You have always ...