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Delusions of Grandeur: Dear Abby
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Well at least it's been less. Than a month since my last post, so you can thank your lucky stars for that tonight. So this is what I lay awake thinking about a few nights ago:. I HAVE THE STUPIDEST NAME EVER.". Also, in reference to the title of this post, here is what I get from every single person who has ever written me a letter or email for the first time:. I didn't even realize the connection between your name and that old lady who answers questions! Aren't you glad you waited for this? And abby, yo...
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Delusions of Grandeur: August 2011
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This Just In: Still Not Dead. Although my communication as of late has suggested otherwise. As always, enough whining and complaining from my clamoring fans (all two of you) has prompted yet another statement from my agent affirming that I am alive, definition-wise. K, last June-July (2010) the Delusional Family took another trip up to Maine. What's not to love about Maine? I defy any survivor of a world-famous disaster to beat my tales of woe at the next group therapy session. NEVER AGAIN. The next time...
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Delusions of Grandeur: December 2010
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The Reports of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated. It ain't me, man. Followed thereafter by queries regarding my health, mental stability, and workload. When none of my answers satisfy their curiosity as to why I quit writing, they berate/plead with/threaten me. Yeah. Like that's ever worked. Which brings us to our next point. It is FOUR days until Christmas! And you'll never guess what I don't have enough of! The threats. I know, right? College-educated, that one. So here I am, pleading and threaten...
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Delusions of Grandeur: August 2010
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A Little Too Cute. A note to all owners of yellow Hummers world-wide (and this is by no means based upon personal observation from this afternoon):. Painting an enormous Tweety Bird on the side of your Hummer kind of cancels out the supposed "cool factor" of this, your testosterone-choked car of choice. Just FYI. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). For the Love of Neil Diamond. I'm in it, I promise. Quotes That Amuse Me:. I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.". Ms Bonny's Recipe Blog.
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Delusions of Grandeur: A Little Too Cute
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A Little Too Cute. A note to all owners of yellow Hummers world-wide (and this is by no means based upon personal observation from this afternoon):. Painting an enormous Tweety Bird on the side of your Hummer kind of cancels out the supposed "cool factor" of this, your testosterone-choked car of choice. Just FYI. August 10, 2010 at 8:56 PM. I dont even have a response to that. what CAN you say after declaring something like that? August 14, 2010 at 11:14 PM. Okay, Im ready for a new post. Navel Gazing at...
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Delusions of Grandeur: March 2010
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The Flattest Guest I've Ever Had. Dang, has it been a month already? Holy cow. Oh well. The question is, where should he go? Is there anyone out there who would like to have Stanley in their home for a week to show him around? So, would anyone like to have him for a week? Like Two Ships, Passing in the Night. I hope that if there's one thing you've learned from faithfully reading my blog, it's that the only way to go grocery shopping. 2) Aisle the Second: you run into Lady X yet again, and you realize wi...
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Delusions of Grandeur: Happy Late Rebellion Day
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Happy Late Rebellion Day. Coulda sworn there was something I was going to write about today. Huh. Oh well. Hey, do you read Epbot.com? You remember Cake Wrecks(.com), right? As she said in her post, it gets a little odd at the end, but I can't stop watching it. It's just so well done. And I realize it's a little late, being that it's well after the Fourth of July at this point, but I wasn't in town on the 4th so here it is now (oh yeah! That's what I was going to write about! Well, later.). I want to wat...
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Delusions of Grandeur: May 2010
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Just Write What You Know. So here's the last column I wrote for the parenting newsletter that I never sent in for publishing. I didn't think it worked as well as I wanted, plus there was some discussion about whether or not the parents in my neighborhood would be sufficiently appreciative of the subject matter. Hey, you never know. I have a few friends who have expressed an interest in getting into the field of writing children’s books. Personally, I don’t see what’s so hard about it:. Rabid Robin had be...
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Delusions of Grandeur: The Reports of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
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The Reports of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated. It ain't me, man. Followed thereafter by queries regarding my health, mental stability, and workload. When none of my answers satisfy their curiosity as to why I quit writing, they berate/plead with/threaten me. Yeah. Like that's ever worked. Which brings us to our next point. It is FOUR days until Christmas! And you'll never guess what I don't have enough of! The threats. I know, right? College-educated, that one. So here I am, pleading and threaten...
