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Obstruction Of Consciousness: are car bumpers unhappy?
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Monday, January 30, 2012. Are car bumpers unhappy? I know how to drive an automobile. Or, as the kids call it, a horseless carriage. And sometimes, when the police are not patrolling, I am actually allowed to drive places! It's a lot of fun. But I do it responsibly. Partly because I like safety. Mostly because I don't want to go to jail. For the past few weeks, I've noticed something odd during my driving adventures. I'm off to check my bumper for ninjas.
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: December 2011
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Thursday, December 29, 2011. Words of the year. There are a lot of lists coming out, but only ONE that has words! A selection of) The Top 10 Words of 2011! Number 1 is "Occupy.". As in, "Would you like some pie? No, but I would like to occupy.". Wowthat got violent fast. Some people just don't appreciate a good joke. You know, like when you text "2B." That easily sounds like, "What are you doing on this fine day? I'm off to widdershins around. That there's...
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: meat doesn't go there
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Monday, February 6, 2012. Meat doesn't go there. I don't know what's going on in Detroit, but bacon is not an adhesive bandage. I mean, I'm pretty sure it isn't. I guess I could be wrong. It turns out doctors have, in fact, used bacon to stop massive nose bleeding. YUP! You have to stick bacon up your nose! Now, kids.don't stick stuff up your nose. Not bacon or marbles or anything deep fried, without your parents permission. What are these stores you go to?
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: March 2011
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Thursday, March 31, 2011. Don't hit jupit-awww.that's gonna leave a dent. An interesting question was posed the other day. Why do UFOs have lights? I found this article online. Basically, he said if beings from another planet wanted to make themselves known, they would just land and give us candy. But, if they wanted to just OBSERVE us and not chat, why would they have SUPER BRIGHT LIGHTS shining from their space craft? I'm off to boogaloo. It turns out th...
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: December 2010
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Thursday, December 23, 2010. In case you're interested in my year. A lot of people write letters to their friends and family about what they did during the year. Or maybe they talk about their kids or their pets or whatever. Well, I decided to do one to! So, this is what I sent out with my xmas cards this year. And I just HAD to share it with everybody! I also ate a lot of apples with peanut butter. It is really good. An EVIL doppelganger. So, this Atn...
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: February 2011
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Monday, February 28, 2011. Don't you know the dewey decimal system. Some libraries are getting rid of the Dewey Decimal System to go with the more popular "book store" approach. They say that people are used to browsing for books and pick up what they like. So, organizing books like a store makes people feel more comfortable and might get them to read more. Nobody BROWSES for yumazitti! You browse for fiction. Maybe some biographies. But research? As I was...
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: February 2012
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Thursday, February 9, 2012. After much thought and consideratering, I have decided to retire the obstruction. NOW, everything will feel like wednesday. If you like reading my stuff and you like blogger, you'll find it here:. Http:/ feelslikewednesday.blogspot.com/. If you like tumblr and you like reading my stuff, go here instead:. Http:/ feelslikewednesday.tumblr.com/. Thank you for your time. I'm off to blog. Wednesday, February 8, 2012. Meat doesn't go ...
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: that isn't very relaxing
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Wednesday, February 8, 2012. That isn't very relaxing. I'm the kind of guy who loves to relax. If I could afford a day at the spa, you KNOW I would be there ready to be sootherated. Since I cannot afford anything that fancy, I do listen to relaxing sounds online. They'll have birds chirping. Water babbling. Sometimes they have, like, wind chimes and stuff. Maybe a pan flute. I don't know if Zamfir is involved, but I secretly hope he is. How is that calming?
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: November 2010
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Tuesday, November 30, 2010. Promotional consideration paid for by the letter x. A friend of mine texted me over Thanksgiving and told me to have a nice "X-Giving." How great is that! X" is a cool letter. It's tied in first place by the letter "Z.". I think I like Z because it is in my name. But it also has that cool ZZZZZZZZ sound! X is cool because.well.it just is! So, X-giving is like a part of the X-Men! Except.a turkey.WITH ADAMANTIUM CLAWS! 160; But t...
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Obstruction Of Consciousness: January 2011
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Sometimes I make sense.most of the time I don't. Monday, January 31, 2011. Powdered milk goes great with powdered toast. I don't get how powdered milk works. I understand the basic idea. It's milk that is dried. Add water and you have some liquid milk again! But why does it last longer? Milk goes bad after a certain amount of time. Water does not. Take the water out of milk, the milk should STILL go bad, right? That makes sense to me! The answer is clearly magic. Like Harry Potter-style magic! I love tha...
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