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Paid to Poop: Dogs
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. I try burying my nose in my pillow but I don’t want to die, not this way. So I construct an intricate cave system using pillows and sheets and blankets that no waft of stink could possibly find its… nope, it found its way. Gross! 8220;Skipper, GO.” I whisper sternly like an idiot. I know he can’t hear and he’s not looking at me because he’s got laser focus on that open wound… Is it bubbling? Who would I be? Why would I be? Her s...
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Paid to Poop: Disneyland Food Stuff
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. I pay $825.00 to get my family of five in to. For 2% of the cost for us to enter the park, I can get two turkey legs just outside the entrance to “ Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. 8221;, carry it about 100 yards and then eat it right in front of the live turkey that Barrack Obama pardoned the day before Thanksgiving in 2009…. Look at my oldest son’s face! CRAP, WRONG PICTURE…. This one is better:. Whatever, they really don’...
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Paid to Poop: Never Leave Me!
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. She left me. She left me alone with three boys, frozen pizza, chicken nuggets, and a liquor cabinet with half filled bottles of varying colors— the bottom half is liquid, the empty top is regret. Except for that one round bottle that now lies empty on the counter next to a jar of…Nutella? I stand in the kitchen trying to remember what I ate, where it all went wrong, and where were my three boys? I need to recount a bit:. I just ...
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Paid to Poop: What Would You Do In The Water?
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. What Would You Do In The Water? I shower, I don’t bathe. I think the bath tub is too small for baths. Often, I’ll spend extra time in the shower playing games. But if I stay too long, my skin will soften, weaken, and get all wrinkly. I play games like mohawking my hair with soap- who doesn’t? Another watery place I like to play is in our hot tub. But I hate falling asleep in there. Well, I don’t hate. What would I think about?
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Paid to Poop: Paid to Poop Feedback
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. Paid to Poop Feedback. Hi there, thank you for visiting. Please provide any feedback you want on my book, " Paid to Poop. I'm looking for anything you have to say as I need the feedback to improve my writing. You can leave it anonymously too if you are more comfortable with that. I appreciate any advice you are willing to share, and again: Thank you! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Paid to Poop" might make you laugh - Check it out:.
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Paid to Poop: Old Friends
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. 1 I don't know this guy, but I like him- he wears nice shirts. Apparently, our wives shop at Ross. I love meeting new people and this dude was nice enough to let Gwen take our picture. She's hard to say "No" to. But even I'm thinking the same thing;. Sit down, jackasses, I'm trying to watch the fight.". She got hers touches in though. Notice how puffy my face and stomach are- I like to call it swelling. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Paid to Poop: Annual Physical
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. I'm lazy and just getting started on blogging, I'm only adding to this because I've recently had my yearly physical and boy are things looking great. My vasectomy is holding up, so that's good. It's not good that my cholesterol is approaching the same numbers as my SAT scores. But it is good that I scored so low on my SAT scores. See? Well Brad, it appears everything is in order here. WAIT, what the hell is that thing? She could...
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Paid to Poop: I Looked So Cool
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. I Looked So Cool. Brad, come down to the sales office please.". Hiiii, Braaaaddddd.". Hello Sharon, you look nice today.". Why thank you, that's nice of you. Listen, would you mind taking my car and picking lunch up at McDonald's for me and the guys? I bet I could get a chick with this car. But I was too late! She quickly said goodbye and slid the window shut. Dammit! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Paid to Poop Feedback.
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Paid to Poop: New Year Resolutions
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. I have a goal of finishing, self-publishing, and then selling my idiom book for the Christmas season 2011. Sounds great. But last year I said I'd stop masturbating to youtube videos of Walleye spawning and it's on the resolution list again this year. I don't know why either- some things you just have to shrug your shoulders about and shamelessly move along. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Paid to Poop Feedback. Washington State Troo...
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Paid to Poop: Gerald Lutz
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Welcome and thank you for coming by. Please read, share, comment, and enjoy. Http:/ bonneywatson.com/obituaries/detail.html? You get many chances to friend people, take ‘em. Maybe you’ll meet someone famous or rich. Maybe it’ll be someone that knows someone with a yacht or has a friend with really hot girlfriends. Sometimes your friends might turn out to be jerks, but keep trying… If you’re lucky, you’ll just end up with a friend who likes you. Gerald and I would exchange stories about things Rachel and ...
