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I'm Sexier than I appear.: Seeds.
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Sunday, January 21, 2007. Yeah, this is my second post today. I'm a loser, I have nothing else to do. Get over it. Sunflower seeds are the devil. THE DEVIL I TELL YOU. The damn things are tough to eat, and yet addictive. I hate them. But love them. I'm getting better at eating them, so it's more love now than hate. Still though. I actually had to read the back of the bag to figure out how to eat them. And then I made a fool out of myself. Yessssssssssssssssssss, oh so craftily.
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I'm Sexier than I appear.: February 2009
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Wednesday, February 11, 2009. I love the USA. It is indicative of an ignorant society when racism, fear, and lies can control public policy. It is ignorance which allows the few, the corrupt, to control what it is we believe. Let us indulge in a simple exercise of logic, on an issue which perpetually gets looked over. The issue? The trafficking of marijuana is violent? The competition amongst DRUG DEALERS leads to VIOLENCE? Logical point number 1: Legalizing marijuana would effe...
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I'm Sexier than I appear.: Homework.
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Thursday, January 18, 2007. Why is it that people give homework? It just creates more work for everyone involved. The student has to complete the homework, and the professor has to grade it. I suppose there could be an entertainment value in there for the professor, laughing with other professors over just how stupid we (the students) really are. But, they still have to do work. Don't they remember what it was like getting homework? Or are instructors not human?
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I'm Sexier than I appear.: Cold.
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Wednesday, January 17, 2007. It's much to cold to post today. Maybe tomorrow. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). God is a story teller. I'm an 18 year old alcoholic binge drinker. Computers are what I'm good at, I can do anything I put my mind to. AC/DC is amazing, and I'm very sexy. View my complete profile.
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I'm Sexier than I appear.: Women.
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Wednesday, January 24, 2007. I have to ask God why. Why did you make women so irresistible, yet so unpredictable? You think you're punishing them by giving them a period? What kind of all knowing being are you, you stupid son of a bitch? Adam didn't know the apple came from the tree, it's not his fault. How come we're doomed to dealing with their unstable mood swings? Even when they aren't on their periods, they can just randomly flip out. No, I'm not bi-polar. 1 Genesis 3.6...
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I'm Sexier than I appear.: I love the USA.
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Wednesday, February 11, 2009. I love the USA. It is indicative of an ignorant society when racism, fear, and lies can control public policy. It is ignorance which allows the few, the corrupt, to control what it is we believe. Let us indulge in a simple exercise of logic, on an issue which perpetually gets looked over. The issue? The trafficking of marijuana is violent? The competition amongst DRUG DEALERS leads to VIOLENCE? Logical point number 1: Legalizing marijuana would effe...
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I'm Sexier than I appear.: January 2007
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Wednesday, January 24, 2007. I have to ask God why. Why did you make women so irresistible, yet so unpredictable? You think you're punishing them by giving them a period? What kind of all knowing being are you, you stupid son of a bitch? Adam didn't know the apple came from the tree, it's not his fault. How come we're doomed to dealing with their unstable mood swings? Even when they aren't on their periods, they can just randomly flip out. No, I'm not bi-polar. I actually had to...
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I'm Sexier than I appear.: Bathroom.
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Sunday, January 21, 2007. As some of you may know, I live in a dorm room with two other guys. It used to be three other guys, but one has since moved out. But I digress. I'm a decently clean kind of guy, sometimes my area gets a little cluttered, but it isn't dirty. Egemen also keeps his part of the room tidy. Jake, well, he plans on moving out soon, so we just ignore his crap. Why is it, then, that the bathroom is so disgusting? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm an 18 yea...
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I'm Sexier than I appear.: December 2009
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I'm Sexier than I appear. Saturday, December 26, 2009. I realize no one ever reads this thing. I do. But still, I have free time on my hands. I would like to say a few things about the people who seem to be all too prevalent on Blogspot. Stop posting about your family. Stop posting pictures of your family. Stop posting, basically, if you cannot keep me entertained. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). God is a story teller. View my complete profile.