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What's next?: April 2005
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Sunday, April 24, 2005. Whistler baby, Whistler. How did I not Blackout. THE DEATH OF THE ROOMMATES. THE WAKE OF DESTRUCTION. The words of the day for me were definitely "You aren't hot enough to talk to" sometimes varied to "You aren't attractive enough to talk to." Why? You trying to start something? The biggest comedy of the whole ordeal is his girl looking at him and saying "what are you doing? Directed at the violinist. Kyle: "Hey jew fro go solo". Kyle: "Free bird play Free bird". When Drew and I f...
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What's next?: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005. Family for the holidays. The Harry Potter movie, not as much of a disappointment as it could have been. It didn't have enough quidditch but dragons are cool. Time to go back to work, hasta la vista suckas. Posted by matty at 1:46 PM. Friday, November 18, 2005. If anyone is desprate to send me an e-mail send it to:. Posted by matty at 3:47 PM. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. I feel the need to update. Anyway lifes been good, have fun, don't do drugs. Posted by matty at 11:13 AM.
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What's next?: October 2005
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Thursday, October 27, 2005. Blog a beer pt. II. When all else fails- - -. In the form of a question- -. Into the great wide open- -. The end of jeopardy has dawned a new era in my life I look to the future with dismay and excitement. Here's a thought I heard at a lecture today that I thought was relatively interesteing while we have a seperation of church and state there isn't a seperation of politics and religon. pretty heavy shit, eh? Left left left right left- -. Well then shit happened- - -.
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What's next?: January 2005
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Monday, January 10, 2005. Of a perfect girl. She must laugh with a laugh that breaks walls and makes even a hurt pride seem insignifigant. She must love to dance, and feel every nuiance of the melody and reflect it on the joy in her face. She must be intelligent. She must yell at me for all my mistakes and force me to correct them. She must keep all business behind closed doors. She must be shy and blush easy. She must be able to surprise me. She must be headstrong and but able to listen to advice. Poste...
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What's next?: June 2005
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Saturday, June 25, 2005. I have now spent two days as a bartender and it is by far the best job ever. I get to bull shit with regulars serve beer and if I mess up at the end of my shift I an forced to drink it. I also get all the free dr. pepper I can drink, and tips if you can ever be a bartender do it. Posted by matty at 4:29 PM. Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Noche no es bueno. Posted by matty at 10:21 PM. Wednesday, June 15, 2005. Why people should respond to my IMs. Styles2442 (7:27:47 PM): hey. Styles24...
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What's next?: March 2005
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Monday, March 28, 2005. The experiment that is my life. Since this is the first of this type I am going to give you some general guidelines which I follow to insure accuracy in my reporting:. 1) to protect the innocent, girls are mostly going to get refered to as bitch or another aptly earned nickname. 2)Guys names may appear if they have clever comments or their personality is relevant to the story. 5) there is no four. 6) I will addendum foot notes that will eluminate or bore you. 1) Red-black/ high-lo...
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What's next?: September 2005
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005. A nervous twitch to slit my wrist. The blade's so sharp plays my veins like a harp. Painting the canvas red I start to feel a little light in the head. I have no dread this gives me an hour give or take the spread. I think about all the chances I blew. I really wish I'd brought some gum to chew. Had I knew that this many lies would come true. I'd have kept my mouth shut and never met you. I didn't have a clue until we got through. Now your foot sits in another's shoe.
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What's next?: May 2005
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Sunday, May 29, 2005. A man with a mission. Something to shoot for:. Posted by matty at 4:47 PM. Wednesday, May 25, 2005. Ps while blogging this the Daily Show aired a segment on web blogs its all twilight zoney. Posted by matty at 11:03 PM. Sad news Natalie Portman had a higher SAT score than me but at least I tied David Duchovny. Your SAT Score of 1380 Means:. You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern. You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush. You Scored Higher Than Al Gore. You Scored the Same as David Duchovny.
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What's next?: August 2005
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Friday, August 26, 2005. God, my brilliance has become a burden, get back to me. Another drunken quote "Grow more brains and less breasts". Posted by matty at 9:24 AM. Monday, August 22, 2005. You've reached.the bottom. Oh and to answer Rogers comment form last time I don't need to go to bartending school I work a beer and wine bar, so no real memorization except what each beer tastes like and it has made me find a new love of discussing beer. I have in fact become a beer snob. Posted by matty at 10:10 PM.
