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Too Pretty For This: January 2011

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Monday, January 17, 2011. What Do You Say to the Most Polite Spammer Ever? So after my last email to Danijel (read here. To figure out who this is), I assumed the hint was given and I was off the hook. Perhaps this guy (woman? I don't have the faintest idea) has caught on and thinks it's hilarious and is trying to play me. I think this must be the most polite spammer ever. Take a look at the email I received after sending my "photographs.". Photographs" like this one. Its good to haer again from you!

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Too Pretty For This: April 2011

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Sunday, April 3, 2011. Getting All Bent Into Shape. There have been all sorts of sicknesses in my office the last few weeks. I'm pretty sure I've been exposed to the cold virus, whatever new strain exists of swine flu, and the black plague. I mentioned this when I went to the chiropractor yesterday, and he told me it was a smart move on my part to come visit him. Getting your spine aligned helps your immune system, he assured me. So after getting my back adjusted yesterday, I felt awesome. for half a...

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Too Pretty For This: September 2010

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Saturday, September 25, 2010. Beauty Is Transformative, or, What I Learned From a Recent Zombie Experience. Followers did not find my tweets about this interesting. HOWEVER, my Facebook pals thought it was hysterical. all that to say, it's kind of a toss-up how you'll feel about this post. You're free to stop reading and I'll forgive you. Now on to the story. Tip for zombie interactions:. Don't acknowledge them, it only encourages their behavior. Just keep pretending they don't exist. Links to this post.

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Too Pretty For This: October 2011

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Sunday, October 23, 2011. Eight Inches Make A Difference. Guess who has brand new mom hair. Sorry for the facial expression. There's an unwritten rule about how many self photos you can take in a Starbucks before people stop pretending they don't notice. I was perilously close to the limit and couldn't take another. That's right, this lady right here. And while I'm really annoyed with the salon. Because according to the National Cancer Institute. Good at growing thick strong hair (thanks, Greek ancestors!

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Too Pretty For This: September 2011

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Saturday, September 17, 2011. Hello, I'm Not Stalking You. Some things, I can't wrap my brain around. Like sending emails such as the one below. Hey, Christina, how are you? I'm not stalking you. Yet! Here's to you, future stalker! You and your uncomfortable emails! Console me in the comments, please. I don't want to think I'm the only one who gets head scratchers like this one. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). What is TooPrettyForThis.com all about? View my complete profile.

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Too Pretty For This: November 2010

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Monday, November 29, 2010. Black Friday Lesson: How to Lose a Finger. I wasn't planning to lose that finger. All I wanted was a few hundred dollars' worth of stuff for $3.97. But the Black Friday Curse struck, and I'll never be the same. You've never heard of the Black Friday Curse? Neither have I. I just named it, though, because it obviously exists - otherwise, how do you explain how this seemingly beautiful post-holiday holiday severed the nerves in my pinky? I will never shop Black Friday again.

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Too Pretty For This: In This Issue: Strangers Insult Me With Childhood References

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Friday, November 11, 2011. In This Issue: Strangers Insult Me With Childhood References. After a long day at work yesterday, I stopped by the grocery store on my way home. Threw things into my basket without really thinking, and headed to the checkout line. How are you tonight? Hungry," I responded. My stomach grumbled in agreement. Hungry hippo," the cashier nodded. Thank you for the comparison.". No problem, loved that game! I don't think I look anything like that when I eat. Guys can be so stupid.

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Too Pretty For This: October 2010

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Saturday, October 30, 2010. There's No Such Thing as a Stupid Question. Right? So, tell me again. Why there is now a bench in the stall of the ladies' room in my building? Because I don't know about you, but I don't invite audiences. Why I would be the resident expert on where to get a sympathy pregnancy belly? I can actually get pregnant - I don't need to sympathize. Why toothless babies are way cuter than ones with teeth? WHY didn't I call in sick so I could attend ZomBCon. Links to this post. Not only...

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Too Pretty For This: Helpful Phrases For Small Talk Scenarios

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Sunday, August 28, 2011. Helpful Phrases For Small Talk Scenarios. Chit chat. Small talk. It serves a purpose, but there's a reason it makes us yawn and roll our eyes when we think about it. All you're doing is saying the same thing each time, and wasting the precious brain cells you still have by uttering inane comments. Please note: while these are conversations I often have, your experience may vary - so please feel free to adapt them. How are you doing today? What are your plans for this afternoon?