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Rian's Rape Van: June 2008
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They see me rollin', they hatin'. It's a sick, sad world. Looking for love in all the wrong places? Has the bar scene become stale? Has EHarmony rejected you time, and time again? Well friend, maybe it's time you moved on to Craigslist. But I thought that was for purchasing gently used coffee tables and red ringed XBOX 360's.". And I took a journey into the dark side of the internet's personal ads. The results were stunning to say the least. Looking for my ma. Ymore, looking for female me, Im a philosophy.
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Rian's Rape Van: Van Damme movies are really gay.
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They see me rollin', they hatin'. Van Damme movies are really gay. I recently purchased a few Van Damme movies and it came to my attention that a lot of his movies could be mistaken for porn titles. Gay porn. So, with that in mind I'd like to see if you can tell the difference. Hit his drunk around. You scare me with such moments of clarity beef. 7/14/08, 5:54 PM. You know what really sucks about the whole thing? 7/15/08, 4:47 AM. Are pictures of men so bad though? 7/23/08, 7:39 AM. 8/1/08, 10:23 AM.
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Rian's Rape Van: July 2008
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They see me rollin', they hatin'. Van Damme movies are really gay. I recently purchased a few Van Damme movies and it came to my attention that a lot of his movies could be mistaken for porn titles. Gay porn. So, with that in mind I'd like to see if you can tell the difference. Hit his drunk around. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Things you should be reading instead of this. Hyperbole and a Half. ZEBRA NINER: Lord of the Mongoose. Why Haven't We Rebuilt? It's All In My Head. The Cheevolution Lives On!
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Rian's Rape Van: March 2010
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They see me rollin', they hatin'. You are what you eat. You can tell a lot about a person by what they eat. For instance, I just ate 2 full servings of chicken parmesan and I'm drowning it with Irish whiskey and Pepsi. If you had never seen me before you would probably guess that I am an overweight, slovenly man barely capable of tying his shoes without sweating. And you would be right. Examples - Slayer, Testament, Megadeth. Examples - Iced Earth, Manowar, Helloween. Examples - Hatebreed, Pro-Pain, Bioh...
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Rian's Rape Van: You are what you eat.
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They see me rollin', they hatin'. You are what you eat. You can tell a lot about a person by what they eat. For instance, I just ate 2 full servings of chicken parmesan and I'm drowning it with Irish whiskey and Pepsi. If you had never seen me before you would probably guess that I am an overweight, slovenly man barely capable of tying his shoes without sweating. And you would be right. Examples - Slayer, Testament, Megadeth. Examples - Iced Earth, Manowar, Helloween. Examples - Hatebreed, Pro-Pain, Bioh...
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Rian's Rape Van: August 2008
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They see me rollin', they hatin'. Not really. But I got some chain letter that I thought I'd share. I usually delete these and add the people who send them to my "people to kill and eat" list. But this one made me think "yeah, what the fuck? So here, read. Please under stand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the ot. I have a short attention span). Then I came back to the task at hand, and this is what I came up with. And this is the change we need? I don't really con...
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Rian's Rape Van: Crescent fresh.
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They see me rollin', they hatin'. I've been watching old episodes of Sifl. And Olly lately. If you didn't see it, it was probably the greatest television show EVER. Two sock puppets, interacting with other sock puppets, and all of the ridiculously stupid hijinx. That go along with it. The humor on Sifl. And Olly can only be described as "re-god-damn- tarded. Meaning that children who grew up watching (and having their brains rotted by) Ren. And who could forget The Precious Roy Home Shopping Network?
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Rian's Rape Van: PROPAGANDA!
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They see me rollin', they hatin'. Not really. But I got some chain letter that I thought I'd share. I usually delete these and add the people who send them to my "people to kill and eat" list. But this one made me think "yeah, what the fuck? So here, read. Please under stand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the ot. I have a short attention span). Then I came back to the task at hand, and this is what I came up with. And this is the change we need? I don't really con...
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Rian's Rape Van: It's a sick, sad world.
http://riansrapevan.blogspot.com/2008/06/its-sick-sad-world.html
They see me rollin', they hatin'. It's a sick, sad world. Looking for love in all the wrong places? Has the bar scene become stale? Has EHarmony rejected you time, and time again? Well friend, maybe it's time you moved on to Craigslist. But I thought that was for purchasing gently used coffee tables and red ringed XBOX 360's.". And I took a journey into the dark side of the internet's personal ads. The results were stunning to say the least. Looking for my ma. Ymore, looking for female me, Im a philosophy.
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