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March | 2011 | Mom of 2 Things
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. Archive for March, 2011. March 24, 2011. March 23, 2011. March 11, 2011. What is this place, a barn? March 4, 2011. Farting Whale Makes Conversation. Follow this blog or you'll poop your pants. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Join 21 other followers. David Thorne's Blog. Hyperbole and a Half. Steam Me Up, Kid. Wait in the Van. Yo Mama's Blog. Blog at WordPress.com. Mom of 2 Things.
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September | 2011 | Mom of 2 Things
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April | 2011 | Mom of 2 Things
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. Archive for April, 2011. April 14, 2011. Follow this blog or you'll poop your pants. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Join 21 other followers. David Thorne's Blog. Hyperbole and a Half. Steam Me Up, Kid. Wait in the Van. Yo Mama's Blog. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Mom of 2 Things. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Follow “Mom of 2 Things”.
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Mom of 2 Things | Mommy needs a drink. | Page 2
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. June 18, 2011. The hubs and I took the kids and my in-laws out for dinner on our anniversary the other night. I know, romantic, right? You’ll make yourself barf! Brody and Maddox arrived back at the table and we all had a good laugh at what had transpired. Hahahahahaha…ohhh, it was soooo funny. NOT funny when you’re trying to eat your buffalo chicken wrap and all you can smell is vom. Doesn’t particularly contribute to the lovely ambiance. Do you want a drink? Do you...
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Gonna make you sweat | Mom of 2 Things
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. Gonna make you sweat. July 27, 2011. When I arrived back at work I sat in the parking lot mustering the strength to hike my way up to the building. As I sat in my car I realized I was completely drenched from the amount of sweat my body decided to eliminate. My pants were even wet from my ass sweat! I was about to get out of my car when I looked down and saw that the combination of sweat and belly fat had created a nice moisturific stain on my shirt. Leave one →.
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August | 2011 | Mom of 2 Things
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. Archive for August, 2011. August 27, 2011. How to Fix Things 101. August 22, 2011. Bibbity, Bobbity, Toenail. Follow this blog or you'll poop your pants. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Join 21 other followers. David Thorne's Blog. Hyperbole and a Half. Steam Me Up, Kid. Wait in the Van. Yo Mama's Blog. Blog at WordPress.com. Mom of 2 Things. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.
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July | 2011 | Mom of 2 Things
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. Archive for July, 2011. July 27, 2011. Gonna make you sweat. July 8, 2011. Chillin’ at the lake with the chillins. Follow this blog or you'll poop your pants. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Join 21 other followers. David Thorne's Blog. Hyperbole and a Half. Steam Me Up, Kid. Wait in the Van. Yo Mama's Blog. Blog at WordPress.com. Mom of 2 Things. Blog at WordPress.com.
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June | 2011 | Mom of 2 Things
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. Archive for June, 2011. June 24, 2011. June 18, 2011. June 16, 2011. My Precioussssss….an update. June 13, 2011. Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair. June 4, 2011. Follow this blog or you'll poop your pants. Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. Join 21 other followers. David Thorne's Blog. Hyperbole and a Half. Steam Me Up, Kid. Wait in the Van. Yo Mama's Blog. Mom of 2 Things.
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Bibbity, Bobbity, Toenail | Mom of 2 Things
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. Bibbity, Bobbity, Toenail. August 22, 2011. Maddox, who picked up the toenail, exclaimed, “Look Grandma! 8221; His eyes grew wide with amazement. Poor Grandma, who was forced to feast her eyes upon the hideous thing, said, “Why, yes, that. Indeed a toenail.” (Vomit in mouth). 8220;Will the tooth fairy come pick this up? 8221; Maddox said, while grasping the curly object. 8220;No, honey, I don’t believe the tooth fairy will be picking up any toenails.”. You are commen...
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Lake Trip | Mom of 2 Things
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Mom of 2 Things. Mommy needs a drink. June 24, 2011. We traveled to the lake with our friends Adrienne and Chris last weekend. So we arrived at the lake on Friday night, promptly threw our responsibilites out the window and, drinks in-hand, began readying ourselves to go out to the local clubs so we could put our dance skills to the test. Can you believe that? Usually our nature walks involve a lot of hollering at the kids to “Don’t go too far down the road! 8221; so it was interesting to witness all of ...