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Eolist Petite: 12/13
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I have not believed in the big fat man with the long white beard since i found the presents "he" brought me stuffed under my parents bed weeks before the day. These past two years have. Re-iterated with grave injustice just how much Santa truly does not exist – and not simply because there have been no gifts under my tree…. Life brings all of us thorns and ills and things that, without warning, knock us down and hold us there with hands around our throats…. I wish you health. I wish you warmth. And, bein...
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Eolist Petite: 04/13
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Counting sheep and cutting beds. In case you don't know who the Serta Counting Sheep are. sheeplink. The Serta Sheep are cute. however, after. Trying to sleep on a Serta mattress for the past 8 months i know those little guys will NEVER lose their job. I will spare you all the sleepless details and simply state one thing;. NEVER BUY A SERTA PERFECT SLEEPER MATTRESS! You don't believe me? Ok here then are the sleepless details - don't say i didn't warn you. Two months later it actually thought it could.
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Eolist Petite: recurring character reference
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In case you get lost and/or have that strange feeling you've seen the characters in my stories before here, there or somewhere else, i have created a character reference guide:. The following characters occur in stories that i wish were true but aren't. Roth, Indigo Roth. Of The Tunguska Even. Ever present, ever attentive, ever pulling something wonderful from his sleeve. Why that's me, on high doses of coffee of course. These character stories were/are/will forever be inspired by my. Was actually John's...
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Eolist Petite: Balloon too and/or while i waited...
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Balloon too and/or while i waited. This story stems from: The Tunguska Event - "Balloon" by Dr. Maximilian Tunguska. So you may want to give it a look see first. 44,986. 44,987. 44,988. I held up a finger to silence the man who had cleared his throat for the third time in an attempt to garner my attention. men, it seems, are always demanding something that isn't theirs. 44,989. 44,990. 44,991. I said triumphantly throwing the last hay straw up and over the rim of the balloon's basket. It is my job to kno...
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Eolist Petite: the REAL house of Payne
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The REAL house of Payne. Yes, us payne's really do exist, though some of us wonder why or how we managed to survive. And we really aren't that funny. We are however extremely religious, though morally idiotic/unfaithful, and highly inappropriate. So yesterday was the yearly. Admittedly some of us actually did have enough brain cells to move far far away, of course that only means they are guilted by those who didn't into buying an expensive plane ticket after they have missed one or two rebellions. Very ...
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Eolist Petite: 10/13
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Placing blame where it belongs. After 21 years of living with my parents and 32 years of marriage it has been one year since i have been living alone for the first time in my life. I thought to chronicle my journey here, but nobody wants to hear wailing and gnashing of teeth - if they did the stories of a glamorous hell would be far more popular than those of a pearly gated heaven. Time will open the eyes of everyone else, because lies are lies are lies. and they will always catch up with you. And i am f...
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Eolist Petite: he's ba-aaaaaack!!!!
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8220;Good morning Miss.” The waiter said waving carafe of coffee under my nose. I sat up in bed rubbed the crusty varmits from my all too thin lashes and held out my coffee mug. As he poured I realized he was using the orange carafe with the cheerful white daisies on it…. I cringed and shivered. It’s never the orange carafe unless something is afoot with one of my comrades in crime - or both. I knew I was right! Today was going to be filled with a lot more than coffee. 8220;Let me have the paper man,.
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Eolist Petite: 03/14
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Conan the destroyer should have been drawn and quartered. When you completely destroy something you claim to love with all your heart and soul. And then walk away with your ears closed to the wailing and your eyes closed to what you have done, while simultaneously lying through your teeth about who is to blame. You have no right at all to turn around expecting those who are still picking up the charred pieces of themselves to applaud you for building something brand new for yourself. I removed the extend...
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Eolist Petite: divinity in ice
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It's been cold here in my little corner of the mitten state. But today while the sun was shining - just to tease me into thinking Spring was near - it glittered off of an odd formation of ice the snow made as it melted off the metal guard. On the chimney next door. I would guess that if I were catholic I might think it a patron saint, or the mother Mary herself. Because I am not, I will just say it's Jesus looking over my back yard thinking; wow, eolist, what a mess! What do you think? When i was four.
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Eolist Petite: 04/15
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My engine is idling at the starting line. Test driving new to me vehicles should be fun. I am fast finding out that it isn't. So not helpful when the used car lot i went to had several of the vehicles i wanted to try out and they were sure i wanted to buy each one…. Nah that's not it. It really is okay though, because the sonic was not a pretty red hatchback – it was boring black with a trunk. unless maybe it came with a neat Men In Black Forgetallaboutit Flash Stick? Must go back and check…. If a car se...
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