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So Says Simon: July 2011
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011. Simon's Rebuttal, Part Two. What's this, you might say? Simon is in the medicine cabinet? The humans were so amused by his doings that they ran for the camera and even put him back. In when, humble, he tried to leave. Or escape the scene of the crime. I'm not quite sure of his reasoning, there. With some reservation,. Monday, July 18, 2011. Simon's Rebuttal, Part One. Cookie has officially turned the blog over to me, Jake, until Simon lands on his feet, as all cats do, and takes...
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So Says Simon: March 2012
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Saturday, March 31, 2012. Thoughts on April Fools' Day! Tomorrow is April Fools' Day! It is my favorite day of the year. Unlike Halloween, where tricks are played, but you humans INSIST on dressing me in silly costumes, April Fools' Day is a day where tricks are played and no one can stop you. No one dresses you in costumes, no one can keep you from being bad in every way possible! What badness will I think of next? What will I do tomorrow? More importantly, why is it that April Fools' Day is on a Sunday?
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So Says Simon: So Says Simon is TIRED
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Saturday, June 30, 2012. So Says Simon is TIRED. So you may have been able to tell, but I am letting The Other Simon do more. He is now chronicling the myths of cat-kind, to commemorate my reign, as well as writing odes to my awesomeness. I may stop that soon. His poetry is awful; myths are waaay better. I may just lay here and let others do my work for me. It's too warm and nice out. I'll just relax and sit here. Labels: the awesomeness of me. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Simon, The Bad Cat.
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So Says Simon: December 2012
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Tuesday, December 11, 2012. Felix Yours Truly = DISASTER. Why is this happening to me? They keep getting more, other cats! Not as good cats! He sees fit to cuddle. Me What kind of self-respecting cat cuddles? ANSWER: NONE. No self-respecting cat. Felix is HORRIBLE. I don't understand cats who aren't properly aloof, as cats should be. It's just so wrong! What were they thinking? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Simon, The Bad Cat. Felix Yours Truly = DISASTER.
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So Says Simon: October 2011
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011. There is a fact about cats which is little known. That is because we cats are above all of this nonsense about laying things on the table. We prefer laying under tables, and stairs, and chairs- in all the hidden places of universe so that we can pounce out and destroy. Your sense of peace. We cats are awesome. So, back to the little known fact, because I digress. Or maybe this is relevant. Who says I have to say whether it is or not? But hey, I'm the King of Bad! My name is S...
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So Says Simon: August 2012
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012. Myth] The Great Mother Cat. This world is my bowl of goldfish," she said, "but where are all the goldfish? She then decided that she would find the "goldfish" to put on the world to amuse herself with or create what she had to. She was a mother, after all. Creation was what she was good at. Then she took a nap. Then there are those who believe she is still among us in this world, hiding among the other cats and laughing at us with a gleam in her eyes. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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So Says Simon: Rules For the Cat
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Sunday, June 24, 2012. Rules For the Cat. As if the cat needs rules. Pah. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Simon, The Bad Cat. My name is Simon. I live at Crossroads Veterinary Clinic in Cortland, NY, where my job title is officially Bad Cat. I'm the head of the entertainment division! My hobbies include eating ramen noodles, chewing on Troll dolls, breaking stuff, and the LASER POINTER. So Says Simon is TIRED. Rules For the Cat. Myth] Afa and the Bird. Bad: The Question of Why.
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So Says Simon: May 2012
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Thursday, May 31, 2012. Simon Talks About Maru! I have finally found a cat NEARLY as awesome as me. This is Maru. Maru likes boxes. Maru understands the need that I have for a palace of boxes. (One day, I will make the humans create a box palace for me. This will be a wonderful day.). Maru understands many things, like catly dignity and decided nonchalance. He understands our need to get into things. HE IS THE JAPANESE SCOTTISH FOLD VERSION OF ME. He even has his own Wikipedia page. With love and awe,.
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So Says Simon: November 2011
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Tuesday, November 8, 2011. Simon, it's dark in here. SIMON! Stop making me stay behind the safe, or in the basement, or any of your other dungeons! I won't try to take over your kingdom again, I promise! This is NOT how I imagined the cookie crumbling! Tuesday, November 1, 2011. Avast, ye blog readers! The King of Bad is now a Pirate King! As this. Because let's face it, I'm a pirate cat. It's a popular costume, even! Humans have a long-repressed desire to be cats instead, and on Halloween, it's able to ...
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So Says Simon: [Myth] The Great Mother Cat
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012. Myth] The Great Mother Cat. This world is my bowl of goldfish," she said, "but where are all the goldfish? She then decided that she would find the "goldfish" to put on the world to amuse herself with or create what she had to. She was a mother, after all. Creation was what she was good at. Then she took a nap. Then there are those who believe she is still among us in this world, hiding among the other cats and laughing at us with a gleam in her eyes. Simon, The Bad Cat.
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