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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Tuesday, December 28, 2004. Random notes from the Indy/Detroit on Christmas Day (while eating potato salad, napping, and polishing off a Yuengling six pack). First off, what the fuck is up with the slow-mo, black and white montage of the Pacers/Pistons brawl, accompanied by Coldplay's, "Clocks." Because who among us, when presented with images of Jermaine O'Neal caving in someone's head, is not thinking of the real tender ivory tickling of Chris Martin? Tolbert continues ...
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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Friday, October 28, 2005. HIGH LIKE GIRAFFE ASS. The Pistons just want everyone to know that the road to San Antonio goes through Detroit. Get a trip-tik, duke. Now you may ask, Oh seer of seers, how will the Motown Get Along Gang continue to push their reign on the top beyond leprechaun proportions? Easy Teamwork. When Carlos Arroyo got into a little bit of turkey-burger level beef with D-Notz last night, he got himself ejected. But you know what? Love is the currency!
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Chauncey Billups: 01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004
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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Wednesday, January 28, 2004. ITALIAN GIRLS HOLD THEM RELIGIOUS HABITS IN FRONT OUR YOUR EYES. Coming to the conclusion that the world was taking a giant shit on him, Jim O'Brien decided that between keeping Vin Baker out of Norm's seat at Cheers and teaching Ricky Davis Defense for Dummies, coaching the Celtics was too much of a task for one Irish boy to handle. You've earned a vacation, lad. Get under the Tuscan sun like my girl, Diane Lane. Posted by Billups @ 6:01 PM.
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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Thursday, January 27, 2005. DON'T HAVE ME ZIP DOWN THIS JACKET, OPEN THE OVEN UP. This is your OFFICIAL CHAUNCEY BILLUPS GUIDE TO THE FUTURE CAREER OF GEORGE KARL-HEAD COACH OF THE DENVER NUGGETS. Phase 1 (The remainder of the season). As Marc Stein calls him, Furious George is in the building talking some shit about how Denver is a dream job (Alex English retired, God! Phase 2 (Next Year):. I could've told you K-Mart can't play small forward! They stomp sqauds, it's all ...
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Chauncey Billups: 12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004
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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Monday, December 29, 2003. Will sign former members of the Utah Jazz for food. Replacing John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt in the front office (Reverend Layden is no doubt somewhere in Utah scouting the plentiful basketball bounty of the Church of Latter Day Saints for the Mt. Zion Angels (THE NBA: WE KEEPS EXPANDING) , Zeke Thomas was treated to quite the spectacle in one of his first game as the Knicks' night watchman. You put him in pampers. As embarassed as I am to buy ...
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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Monday, February 14, 2005. PLEASE BRING MY CAKE BACK. Tip your Bowler hat to the original Lil' Flip. The Wolves were built for a short window, and that window has apparently slammed shut on their necks. YO, OLOWOKANDI IS THE ALLEN WRENCH IN CASE MY METAPHORS ARE TOO FUCKING RAS KASS FOR YOU). On some WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE! Type shit. Sprewell for Glen Robinson? Yes, because you fucking guys were the number one seed in the West last year, you have the reigning MVP...
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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Tuesday, October 25, 2005. BACK IN THE GARAGE WITH MY BULLSHIT DETECTOR. Eddy Curry's heart beat sounds like Sasquatch feet! Blind, crippled or crazy, Isaiah Thomas will give you major figures. He swiped Baby Shaq from the bum-ticker pile, trading the lockeroom equivalent of Avian Bird Flu (I see you, Tim T! And some spare parts for the promising center. Larry's boys are shaping up to be the best shit on hardwood since those scrappy crackers from Hoosiers! Wouldn't be a s...
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Chauncey Billups: 03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Wednesday, March 31, 2004. LIKE ERIC B. FOR PRES. RESPECT ME IN THIS BITCH. Chris Webber has had a hard year. He's been held in contempt of court in Michigan, had his scholastic basketball career wiped from memory, and was suspended for violating the NBA's drug policy (methinks CDubb may have had a taste for the Special K COS YOU WERE SLEEPING IN THE FINAL FOUR THOSE MANY YEARS AGO, GOD (and besides, did you ever see dude's shoe line? What's that you're smelling? Prick Th...
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Chauncey Billups: 11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003
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Fall Back Shaq.I'm Starting Now. Friday, November 14, 2003. AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING KENYON MARTIN! Must have been giving me brain lock. Posted by Billups @ 12:39 PM. Thursday, November 13, 2003. Cause when we come for your ass, Aladdin wont be the only one the carpet. In a run between alumnus (let's use that term loosely, shall we? Of various stroried institutions, those college programs who have produced the best the NBA has to offer, who would you bet your 401k on? Kid broke his neck! Willis Reed ...
