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Crystal Blake: Mixing-up Happiness

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013. Tis the season to be baking…fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la. That’s right, break out those mixing bowls and aprons…its baking time! It’s not that kind of baking. Sheesh, you sure can sprint in those heels. We’ve unofficially/officially entered the holiday season. To some it means baking and resolutions. Why not combine the two? What in the world is she talking about? 8220;I’m bringing Happy back…. Here, I’ll show you what’s been working for me:. 2 cups: Let it go. Click the pic...

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Crystal Blake: Just Zip It

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Thursday, November 7, 2013. I'm walking into Walgreen's at the same time another lady is coming out. I notice her zipper is down. I. I'd want someone to tell me, wouldn't you? Walking around, looking cute-to-def, flashing your polka-dotted undies.it's downright embarrassing. I'm about to be her new BF. She's going to marvel at my courtesy and thank me for saving her hoo-hoo. I stop her by lightly touching her on the arm and say quietly, "Um, your zipper is down.". Her zipper is NOT down. And I take off.

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Crystal Blake: December 2012

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Wednesday, December 12, 2012. Today is 12.12.12. My birthday. I originally wanted to throw myself a huge party, I mean, the triple 12’s are the last of their kind AND it’s my 35th bday…a party is all deserving. I also made a 12x12 list in honor of my day, 12 things to accomplish in 12 months. But, it doesn’t work like that. NO PAIN NO GAIN – Jane Fonda. It’s like a painting see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess. (. Don’t give up five minutes before the miracle – Iyanl...I’d...

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Crystal Blake: “Ma’am…ma’am! You left your Bag ‘o Crazy in the cart!”

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Thursday, November 7, 2013. 8220;Ma’am…ma’am! You left your Bag ‘o Crazy in the cart! A quick trip to the market after work. Hmm, what’s on the list? A box of Frazzled. 8220;Mommy, go baff-room.”. 8220;You have to go to the bathroom? 8221; She nodded. She’s potty-training, so this could be a hit or miss. I whipped around pallets and display stands (what IS all of this stuff? 8230;she hopped right back off. “Don’t have to.” Miss. Frazzled…check. Let’s see…a ½ gallon of Wacky. 8220;Looks like you need more...

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Crystal Blake: August 2013

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Saturday, August 31, 2013. It's done. It's over. It's finally over! Pumps fist in the air.and collapses*. Wha" I groggily raise my head to see who's talking. It's. My brain. What does she want? She's supposed to be face down in the dirt, too. Did she forget we just wobbled across the finish line? You know we have to keep going, right? She says to me. Okay, I. This chick must have forgotten how she was just cursing me out a few days ago for accepting this crazy challenge. She shakes her head in agreement.

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Crystal Blake: December 2013

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Monday, December 2, 2013. Crystal Blake" has Moved! Is up and running folks. We've truly enjoyed our stay at Blogger, (Blogger luv! But it's time to say goodbye. So long, farewell. To you and you and you. Okay, so maybe I should've looked up the lyrics. Oh, wait, how about a little George and Weezie? We're moving on up! To a deluxe apartment in the skyyyy! BUT, take note:. Going forward, all new content and blog posts will be posted on the new site:. See you over at the new place! Links to this post.

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Crystal Blake: Black Friday meets Pretty Inside

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Monday, November 25, 2013. Black Friday meets Pretty Inside. Crystal Blake's PRETTY INSIDE. When: THIS Black Friday, November 29, 2013! Is the girlfriend intervention you need. Written with a slice of no-nonsense, a splash of humor, and a sprig of inspiration, it is the "tell it like it is" guide to a better you. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click the pic.it's on Amazon! Pretty Inside is Here! Black Friday meets Pretty Inside. 8220;Ma’am…ma’am! You left your Bag ‘o Crazy in the ca.

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Crystal Blake: January 2013

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Tuesday, January 8, 2013. X-Mom Adventures: The Kid Saves Wonder Woman. The Kid has been a Wonder Woman fan ever since we found a vintage T-shirt (I was actually buying it for myself) at a thrift store roughly five years ago. However, her visibility/popularity is not as much of a demand as other superheroes and finding merchandise can be tricky. The entire world pauses when we see anything Wonder Woman-y. Imagine our surprise when we found a Wonder Woman coffee tumbler in Walmart! I thought this was for.

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Crystal Blake: X-Mom Adventures

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Interesting. Apparently The Kid has multiple Mommy's. Which one's cooking dinner? I've found my two daughters often provide me with hilarious and unexpected material, which I take full advantage of. Although sometimes the comedic value is not fully appreciated until after X-Mom, one of my alter egos, has stopped shooting fireballs from her eyes. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Click the pic.it's on Amazon! Crystal Blake has Moved! Check me out on my website! Promote Your Page Too.