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Alpaca Fords the River: August 2009
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Monday, August 31, 2009. Sunday, August 30, 2009. To Whom It May Concern,. My name is Zack Eliasz and I’m writing in regards to your receptionist position. But, I’m not discouraged. I think that there is something to be learned from all of that rejection, and I think the thing I was supposed to realize is that I am destined to wind up with your company as the receptionist. If I had gotten any of those other jobs I wouldn’t have found this splendid opportunity for personal growth. I don’t have that! And I...
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The Window Facing The Street: For James Baldwin
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The Window Facing The Street. Be forever a keeper of signs and symbols,. Know that we have left this mote and flown,. Go and tell them,. There are no names in the street! There is a dead dog at my bed; night is afoot. Posted by Patrick Justus Anderson. Sweet, so glad youre writing. October 15, 2010 at 9:02 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. WOULD YOU LIKE A FAMOUS ARTS. Materials for a time machine. I never thought it would happen.
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The Window Facing The Street: Guilt
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The Window Facing The Street. All the layers of sediment. Watch from the hills;. A reel of sandy tape,. Rusting red in the ever-steady sun. The same life dramas played out. Eon after eon, predator and prey,. Stretching back to lives lived. Without skeletons or spines. Only now do the hills. Record new dramas;. And jury duty,. Our town is built of sandstone. Posted by Patrick Justus Anderson. Fucking bad ass patrick, bad ass. But can I make one suggestion? Stretching back to lives lived. Materials for a t...
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Alpaca Fords the River: September 2008
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008. Little wonders from the facebook graffiti application. fabulous. Tuesday, September 23, 2008. This will only make sense to a few people who've seen this piece at the decadence show. Tuesday, September 9, 2008. Once again popping pop art's balloon. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Needs: a job, to quit smoking, a literary agent. View my complete profile.
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Alpaca Fords the River: April 2008
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Friday, April 25, 2008. I don't know how, from a legal standpoint, Jimmy Johns can classify their sandwiches as gourmet. Thursday, April 24, 2008. Inspired by those GAP commercials in the 90s. Friday, April 18, 2008. Thursday, April 17, 2008. Hey bfaw students, i wrote you a song. This story is massive. It's got plot holes as big as your ass is. Did you separate paragraphs with an asterisk? Did you proofread this story on acid? Is that an ellipsis? Did you think that represented time? Her name's Mary Sue.
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Alpaca Fords the River: May 2008
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Friday, May 30, 2008. I know that many of you stay up late at night dreaming sweet dreams about tee shirts with alpacas on them. Well, lovers, dream no more. Alpaca shirts are coming soon! This is just one of the 3 orgasmically wonderful designs that you can wear with alpacapride. So keep your fingers crossed for ALPACAPPAREL, to cover all of your lovely lady lumps (and the men too! Looks a little shabby, but this took forever! Thursday, May 29, 2008. Number three in the SUMMER MOVIE ALPACA month.
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Alpaca Fords the River: November 2008
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Needs: a job, to quit smoking, a literary agent. View my complete profile.
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Alpaca Fords the River: March 2010
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Sunday, March 7, 2010. Based on the Mirabakesso commercial. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Needs: a job, to quit smoking, a literary agent. View my complete profile.
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Alpaca Fords the River: July 2008
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Thursday, July 24, 2008. Tuesday, July 22, 2008. Okay whitney, here's your friggin alpaca. This is just so bizarre and wonderful. Monday, July 21, 2008. SAIC is giving me $6,000.00 extra in grants this year. And I'm all, "SAIC, let's make sex.". Thursday, July 17, 2008. MCA: Fear no Alpaca. Tuesday, July 15, 2008. Monday, July 14, 2008. Friday, July 11, 2008. Mad as a Hatpaca. Thursday, July 10, 2008. Tuesday, July 8, 2008. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Mad as a Hatpaca. View my complete profile.
