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So Saucy: November 2013
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Skin tone tights is a DON'T. This should be pretty self explanatory for obvious reasons:. 1 You will look buck ass naked. 2 Buck ass naked in public is a pretty bad idea for 98% of the population (author included). 3 Skin tone tights show all sort of cottage cheese. Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. Links to this post. Karma, what if it's a bunch of lies? I've often wondered what if the whole concept of good vs evil, karma and bitches get their just desserts is a lie. I mean what if that IS true?
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So Saucy: September 2013
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Awkward Holiday dinner avoided. If you were Liam Hemsworth's family! I'm sure they are breathing a sigh of relief at the news of his and Miley Cyrus unengagement. Can you imagine the conversation with his grandparents and her passing the gravy? I shudder to think. No really, I shudder. I mean. Ewwwww. Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. I'm a spicy old bat. Now get in the kitchen and fetch me a martini! View my complete profile.
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So Saucy: July 2013
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Holy mother trucker, on my way to work I saw a truck with stickers, neon green zombie blood and weapons. I wished I stopped and took a picture, it was freakin awesome! So I googled it. And can't believe how many people trick out their cars. It's crazy. Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. Links to this post. Yeah in case I needed additional fodder for my "do not fly to list", this article. Pretty much sealed the deal on Honduras. Honestly, any place that requires Kidnapping Insurance sucks. Links to this post.
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So Saucy: March 2013
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Are we all Ho's. I've been pondering the concept that in general, we are ho's or pimps. This roles is fluid and changes in context. You order large fries and yell at the cashier cause the fries aren't full in the container. You, sir, are a pimp. The cashier is your ho. You make dinner and the shitskies you made it for don't clean up or help. You, sir, are a biotch. You made food and have to clean it all up. You get reamed for not implementing enough updates for a client. You, sir, are a pimp. Holy shit d...
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So Saucy: December 2013
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That little heifer told me to suck her dick. Yep. Loud and proud in front of another adult in public, like she lost her mind. So, I'm gonna keep it simple this year. Forget losing weight (ok, not exactly but it's on the back burner). Screw being a better person because that hasn't gotten me anywhere. Instead all I want to do is NOT go to jail. Seriously, this is my only resolution. I hope I can make it. Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). God on a wheel!
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So Saucy: Silver Sprung is an official metropolitan zone
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Silver Sprung is an official metropolitan zone. How do I know? Because you know you are in the city when there is a high ratio of craziness. Legit, I just saw three crazy dudes in the span of 5 minutes in less than two blocks of each other. 1 A guy with a paint bucket of window washing tools on the corner talking to himself. 2 Another guy near the same corner having a conference call with the residents of Crazitown and he wasn't on a phone. I am secretly happy that I can't read lips. God on a wheel!
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So Saucy: STFU
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Omg, the 15 min ride to get brunch is killing me cause people won't shut the fuck up. I swear to god I won't survive. Rethinking the worth of brunch. Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. I'm a spicy old bat. Now get in the kitchen and fetch me a martini! View my complete profile. Silver Sprung is an official metropolitan zone. Outside Barneys, Beverly Hills. Blazer jackets and sport jacket. God on a wheel!
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So Saucy: March 2014
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Omg, the 15 min ride to get brunch is killing me cause people won't shut the fuck up. I swear to god I won't survive. Rethinking the worth of brunch. Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. Links to this post. Silver Sprung is an official metropolitan zone. How do I know? Because you know you are in the city when there is a high ratio of craziness. Legit, I just saw three crazy dudes in the span of 5 minutes in less than two blocks of each other. Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. Links to this post. I guess cause ...
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So Saucy: and speaking of new years resolutions
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And speaking of new years resolutions. It makes me feel good that even "d" level celebrities fall off the wagon. Typically after a breakup I lose weight and go bananas at the gym. I just like the endorphins and really want to punch people so working out helps. But some people after a breakup go the opposite direction like Jason Trawick. Who used to be engaged to Britney Spears. Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Countess Fifi Von Wigglesworth. View my complete profile.
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