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Clarkson – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. I parked my car and walked over to Paula. She was sitting on the bonnet of Enrique’s Cadillac which was slowly but surely becoming one with the disabled bay in which it sat. The Cadillac itself gave off the aura of a mentally unstable and grieving Russian father’s marble monument to his negligently killed family. He wobbled right in front of me, had to slam on the brakes. Thought it was interesting. I really nearly hit him. I nearly beat chu, man! Necks time I win.
Enrique at Work – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. You should see him, one day he was the guy behind the hot food counter putting cooked sausages and oven chips into polystyrene boxes and living in a garage, the next day he waltzes in wearing a white suit, alligator shoes and a white fedora hat while living in a garage. He looks like a total fucking dick. I hate everything about him. He’s also banging my sister. For drugs, he gets them delivered to the shop. He knows I know and he doesn’t give a fuck. I forgo’ ch...
The One Where Enrique Got a Moped – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. The One Where Enrique Got a Moped. 8220;Oh my fuck! 8220;That’s red hot,” I said looking down at the bonnet as if it had punk’d me. She smiled at me and then she turned back to Enrique. 8220;How fast does it go? 8221; She asked over a hubbub. Enrique looked over and did his thinking face, but it was the foreign one, not the honest one. 8220;Hundred.”. 8220;Kph or miles? 8220;What does it run on? 8220;That’s a hell of a machine,” she said to Enrique and then...8217; Enr...
jamiepbarker – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8220;This is a joke, right? I mean, you’ve gotta be fucking joking.”. 8220;S’no joke. Sirus.”. It’s fucking bullshit is what it is.”. We were in Enrique’s office. It hadn’t been used for a while and smelt musty. The stain from the squashed squirrel was still there. Enrique pressed the remote and the TV went off. He lit a cigar and leant back in his chair. 8220;What are you going to do? 8221; asked Paula. 8220;I sell it.”. 8220;Why chu so jelly, man? 8221; I shouted at ...
Inception – A year and a day
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A year and a day. A year and a day. 8220;Milk, man! 8221; Said Enrique at me while he stood outside his office door. He clapped his hands when he said it. I shrugged. “Da milk! 8221; I knew what he was alluding to. Milk fridge needed filling. In my job description does it say I have to fill the milk everyday? 8217; and everybody would stand and clap, apart from Paul Merton who only laughs at his own stuff. Happen if I didn’t have to restock the milk like an idiot. 8220;Do you know any bands? I left my no...
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Statement – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Just got a copy of the lunatic from the other day’s statement that he shouted to police while standing in the icy waters of Crim’s Wade. He only lasted about 3 hours before they got him out. He nearly died! Anyway, here it is. Officer Len Le Brocq recorded with his pencil at 10.35am 19/12/2012]. I got some bad news. Yeah? Can you hear me? So I went to the Spar in St Ouen. I had heard horror stories about… AH, what’s that? Officer Le Brocq] The what? May 4, 2015.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I knew that the bus would be packed and I’m not paying for a taxi so I thought about getting on Terry the Train, but in the end I decided to drive. Just like the film! 8221; I asked. He was wiping down his white suit. The back of the truck is manky, I normally only have the dog in there. I held onto the sides of the rink, every muscle in my body tensed to stop my legs from escaping. If I didn’t move I wouldn’t fall but ev...I wanted to h...
Alien – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. I’m sorry I ever met Carol, the girl can’t take a hint and has been hanging around the shop, which is actually making work worse. I don’t like work, the only reason I go is so that I get paid. That’s the only reason, to get paid. So get this, last week we had three days off and I’m not getting paid for it! Getting paid for it? 8220;Neither were you! 8221; I said. 8220;But I lie! 8221; He said. 8220;So why didn’t you say I was here? 8220;Chu wern here.”. 8221; I said ...
Dear pauly: A letter from your father – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Dear pauly: A letter from your father. 8220;I couldn’t get a lift, could I? 8221; She was asking. Oh my God. Except of course I couldn’t give her a lift, I couldn’t even wind down the window a crack, for fear of my trumps escaping and melting her face off like a spirit long trapped in the Ark of the Covenant. I had to think and think fast. I mouth things in cars. Getting run over even once is no picnic. I’m talking inches. I drive slowly of course. They’re ...I slow ...
Fort Regent – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Oh my word, I’m paying for it now. Still a bit drunk actually although feeling better since I cranked out 40mins@10mph on the treadmill. It’s too windy to run outside. I did drink a bit too much in the end but, hey, it’s a special occasion! Didn’t make a tit of myself and that’s the important thing. Sure there were few incidents during the night but nothing too bad. Worst up were the fucking dicks from Waitrose but we expected that. Jesus Christ, what dicks they are!
Chain of Command – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. I watched her from a distance as she cut the ends off of the sausage rolls. The hot food counter is at the other end of the shop but there is a clear line of sight from the till down the grocery item aisle, right to the place where Paula usually stands. I often think about bowling a hand grenade down that aisle. I say Paula usually stands there but she doesn’t, I’m lying again, she’s. Fuck it, let them wait for her to come back. 8220;How did it go? 8221; She asked.
Mental Case – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. We get some right dicks in the shop. It’s dick central. This morning it was Mr Angry’s turn to come in. He wanted some cigarettes and a lighter. I gave him the cigarettes, no problem, but he had a dickens of a time deciding what lighter he wanted. Make up your mind, Buddy. I was thinking,. This isn’t that complex. He came sprinting across to me. Enrique shouted, “fuck off! 8220;The back door! 8221; I asked, “is it locked? 8221; I saw by the twitch of Enrique’s ...
On Ice – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Enrique made me a Christmas card so I asked him if he wanted to go ice-skating. Yeah, sounds mad now. I like it better when I hate him. It’s easier. Anyway he thought about it. It was probably only about three seconds, maybe five, but it seemed too long. If he’d thought for much longer I would have told him to go fuck himself but after three or five seconds he smiled and said, “I like dat.”. 8220;Cool.” I replied, and punched him playfully on the arm. 8220;We go ice ...
Gurkhas Can’t Jump – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. Gurkhas Can’t Jump. Seems odd, I guess, to have police who can’t swim but it’s a similar system to how speed cameras must be clearly signposted and can’t be hidden. The public need to know the limit of police powers. That’s why Beauport Bay is known locally as Crim’s Wade. 8220;What’s that then, the unthinkable? 8221; I asked the warning woman on the telephone. 8220;Well, you can’t even think about it, can you? 8221; She replied. 8220;Stop thinking.”. May 4, 2015.
Shit Sleeves – jamiepbarker
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The Greatest Livivng Writer. Or Dead. That’s my name, don’t wear it out! Shit Sleeves. That’s what my wife calls me. I met my wife when she worked in an off-licence. She wasn’t poor or anything, her father owned the shop. It was my dog she really liked at first. Banjo I hadn’t had him long and he was a cute puppy so she always made a fuss of him and, as a side-effect, spoke to me. I made excuses to go to the shop so I could see her. The poo was the size of a large conker. May 4, 2015. May 5, 2015.
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A year and a day. You should see him, one day he was the guy behind the hot food counter putting cooked sausages and oven chips into polystyrene boxes and living in a garage, the next day he waltzes in wearing a white suit, alligator shoes and a white fedora hat while living in a garage. He looks like a total fucking dick. I hate everything about him. He’s also banging my sister. For drugs, he gets them delivered to the shop. He knows I know and he doesn’t give a fuck. I forgo’ chu were such a leed...
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