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Jennifer Lawrence Hates Animals | Celebrity Turkey
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Jennifer Lawrence Hates Animals. She probably doesn’t hate animals, but that’s what the morons at PETA are claiming now. This all started with an interview in the latest Rolling Stone Magazine. Were she said: ( via the Huffington Post. She recounts her on-screen squirrel-skinning scene in the 2010 movie “Winter’s Bone.”. 8220;I should say it wasn’t real, for PETA. But screw PETA,”. In response to the actress’s comment, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk told Gothamist. You can follow ...
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Anne Hathaway Is A Little Boy Now. April 11, 2012. I always hated women with short hair, they need to have a very special type of face to pull it off, and Anne Hathaway doesn’t have it. The weirdest part is that she comes from playing Catwoman in the next Batman film, and the Catwoman in the comics does have short hair, and she’s super hot. Fuck That made me look like a complete geek, didn’t it? I swear, I don’t read comics, someone just told me. Yeah! That’s it. Phew! Speaking o...
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May | 2012 | Celebrity Turkey
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Full of Gobble and Shit. John Travolta Is Not Gay! May 11, 2012. In case you didn’t notice, I’ve been away for a while. And I know what you’re thinking, I was probably in jail getting in a serious relationship with my jailmate Bubba. But the truth is far more boring;. Connectivity issues and someone saying I posted a picture I wasn’t supposed to. So lets start with a bang and say some shit that will get me in trouble with the scientologists’ lawyers, shall we? And I call bullshit on this one, because if ...
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Alicia Silverstone Thinks She’s A Bird | Celebrity Turkey
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Alicia Silverstone Thinks She’s A Bird. A few days ago, I stumbled on a website that claimed that Alicia Silverstone regurgitates the food in her son’s mouth. You can read that sentence again all you want,you read it right the first time. In any case, now Radar Online confirms this story:. Alicia Silverstone makes no apologies for the video in which she chewed up food and fed her 11-month-old son Bear Blu mouth-to-mouth. So my conclusion is that she bellieves to be a giant mutant...
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April | 2012 | Celebrity Turkey
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Alicia Silverstone Thinks She’s A Bird. April 11, 2012. A few days ago, I stumbled on a website that claimed that Alicia Silverstone regurgitates the food in her son’s mouth. You can read that sentence again all you want,you read it right the first time. In any case, now Radar Online confirms this story:. Alicia Silverstone makes no apologies for the video in which she chewed up food and fed her 11-month-old son Bear Blu mouth-to-mouth. So my conclusion is that she bellieves to b...
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Christie Brinkley Seriously Still Has It | Celebrity Turkey
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Christie Brinkley Seriously Still Has It. I’m pretty sure you all think I’m a fifteen year old, but the truth is, I’m thirty two and really immature. I had to accept that eventually. But I digress, the point here is that people my age probably jerked off more than once to this woman. And I have to say, she kinda looks hotter now? She’s fifty eight years old, people, and she does look like this. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. From your own site.
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Richard Uther is an idiot. Besides his past in Radio, he’s been writting the Celebrity Turkey blog for four years. But he managed to lose the domain, so he moved here. He is a pretentious moron. He’s rude, insulting and he thinks he’s funny. Basically, he’s a douchebag. But you can contact him through celebrityturkey@gmail.com I’m sure he’ll love all the hate mail. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Create ...
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Hunts With Food Now | Celebrity Turkey
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Jennifer Love Hewitt Hunts With Food Now. Because she’s a favorite in the site and she’s completely bananas, here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt wacky moment of the week! Last month she was on Maxim. And said she didn’t know why men didn’t hit on her. But don’t worry, crazy bitches are adaptable creatures and she has a new strategy to lure men into her paws and the hell of marriage. She tells US Weekly. One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing! You can ...
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Jennifer Love-Hewitt On Maxim | Celebrity Turkey
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Jennifer Love-Hewitt On Maxim. I have to admit that I never thought Jennifer Love-Hewitt was hot. Cute, yes, but not hot. This photoshoot just proved me wrong. Of course, Maxim. Is not just about the hot chick, it’s also about what she thinks. Unfortunatelly, Jen is a bit of a bimbo, so the interview sucked. I will add one bit, because it’s funny:. Now that you’re single, you must get hit on a ton. At least that spares you from bad pickup lines. You can follow any responses to th...
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March | 2012 | Celebrity Turkey
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Full of Gobble and Shit. Lindsay Lohan Is Off The Hook. March 29, 2012. This is one of those bits of news that shouldn’t surprise anyone by now. According to People Magazine:. As long as she stays out of trouble, Lindsay Lohan’s days in criminal court have finally come to an end. Nearly five years after the first of her two DUI arrests and after multiple stints in rehab, at least five trips to jail and a necklace theft case Lohan, 25, has satisfied her probation terms in her drunk driving case. You commi...
