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Fresh Breath | ERtards

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We got a frantic call from a woman who claimed she had overdosed and needed help immediately. We arrive on scene and she hands us an empty mint container saying she took them all. That night she learned that you cannot overdose on mints. What do you think of this Story? Seems legit ( 40. Kind of fishy ( 11. But you can be allergic to the coloring in some of the mints. You’re fuckin retarded. RSS Feed for Posts. HELLO – PLEASE READ THIS ABOUT THE SITE. It hurts when I fart…. Yup, You’re Preggers.

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The happenings of ERtards.com - and a new side project | ERtards

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HELLO – PLEASE READ THIS ABOUT THE SITE. Hello all you ‘tards – you don’t know me, nor do I know you, just like we all like it. I want to first off, thank you for visiting this site. I started this site a few years back with the intention of bringing laughter to all who visit by showcasing the inept, crazy, and just downright retarded people who visit the ER. Page and I’ll try to get around to posting it. I have about a dozen in the queue I would like to get up soon if I can find the time. Anyway, that&#...

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It hurts when I fart... | ERtards

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It hurts when I fart…. Funniest chief complaint I ever heard in triage: “It hurts when I fart…”. What do you think of this Story? Seems legit ( 57. Kind of fishy ( 8. RSS Feed for Posts. HELLO – PLEASE READ THIS ABOUT THE SITE. It hurts when I fart…. Yup, You’re Preggers. What Happens In Louisiana…. Send to Email Address. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! Email check failed, please try again. Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.

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ERtards.com - Part 3

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Male patient comes in to ER complaining of hair loss. He had two barely visible bald patches so we told him off and sent in the direction of acquiring a GP. What do you think of this Story? Seems legit ( 21. Kind of fishy ( 9. Male patient calls 911 for shortness of breath because his jock itch was hurting too much…. What do you think of this Story? Seems legit ( 27. Kind of fishy ( 3. What do you think of this Story? Seems legit ( 34. Kind of fishy ( 29. Mosquito Bites to the Leg. Seems legit ( 31.

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Yup, You're Preggers | ERtards

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Yup, You’re Preggers. Young woman comes in to ER saying she hasn’t had her period for 5 months. She denies being sexually active, but the urine test says otherwise. It turns out she was preggers. What do you think of this Story? Seems legit ( 80. Kind of fishy ( 8. RSS Feed for Posts. HELLO – PLEASE READ THIS ABOUT THE SITE. It hurts when I fart…. Yup, You’re Preggers. What Happens In Louisiana…. Send to Email Address. Post was not sent - check your email addresses! Email check failed, please try again.

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Medical Humor | Michelle vs the Med Student

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Michelle vs the Med Student. Michelle Explains it All. Studying in medical school is like having sex while you are drunk. You never actually finish, you just keep going until it’s not worth it anymore. 8211; The Rumors Were True. 101 Things You Wish You Knew Before Starting Medical School. 3 Only half of your class will be in the top 50%. You have a 50% chance of being in the top half of your class. Get used to it now. 13 Most of your time on rotations will be wasted. Thrown away. Down the drain. 87 Subj...

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The Human Side of Hospitals. | The background story of the people who work and aspire to work in hospitals. | Page 2

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The Human Side of Hospitals. The background story of the people who work and aspire to work in hospitals. Newer posts →. A Short History of Thorazine. February 3, 2011. Wow This ad is almost as controversial as the drug it promotes, and that’s a feat. Unlike the other banned ads. This isn’t just showcasing out-dated values it’s advertising the beginning of a mental health revolution. Received the 1941 Nobel Prize in Medicine). Thorazine, generic name Chlorpromazine, was the result of researchers in Franc...

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Med Student | Michelle vs the Med Student

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Michelle vs the Med Student. Michelle Explains it All. This page is for my left brain…basically anything medical I find interesting or useful. Why Its Not a Sign of Weakness. By Med School Hell. See, some people agree with my desire to sleep every now and again. What Patients Really Want. From Medscape Med Students. Apparently, they want you to be a decent human being. Crazy. Med School Not Worth the Headaches Anymore. From The Pump Handle. From Shelved in the W’s. 2006 Medical Weblog Awards. You are com...

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Ask An MD: How Could You Think I'm A Bad Patient?

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Welcome to Dr. D's CLINIC OF DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONAL AWESOMENESS! May 8, 2011. How Could You Think I'm A Bad Patient? Dr D recently got an interesting letter from a young woman who got along well with doctors and never had significant health problems …then she got sick. She developed problematic symptoms that required that she seek a lot of medical attention. What really shocked her, though, was the distinct feeling of hostility she felt from her doctors. I could totally smother you with this pillow!

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Ask An MD: How to E-Mail Doctor D

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Welcome to Dr. D's CLINIC OF DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONAL AWESOMENESS! How to E-Mail Doctor D. Do you have a question about your doctor or healthcare? Want a doctor to rant at? Want to say Hi? Want to tell Doctor D about your healthcare blog? Want to point out a typo in Doctor D's posts? Send Doctor D an email! He will try to write back to everyone even if he can’t get your answer on the site. Sorry, but Doctor D's email address has been removed. Doctor D Makes House Calls: Click Here to Subscribe! How to C...

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Ask An MD: I Hate Medicine!

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Welcome to Dr. D's CLINIC OF DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONAL AWESOMENESS! Aug 26, 2010. Last week Ella the Med Student. Wrote brilliant and thoughtful advice on how to be happy in medical school: You need to love medicine. Now Doctor D has a confession to make:. The worst 4 years of my life. There, I said it! It felt good to let it out. How is this possible? They look so pleased just to be in a hospital! Doctor D isn't in any photos like this. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Medicine:. As a student you...

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You Can't Fix Stupid: For What It's Worth

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You Can't Fix Stupid. If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.". Tuesday, June 21, 2011. For What It's Worth. So, I get a text message last week from one of my co-workers that stated “Guess who they are training for relief charge? 8221; Uh, IDK? When she texts me back all I could do was respond with LMAO, HAHAHA! Around the corner comes Whiny asking us with her new super management authority type voice if we’re doing okay and is there anything she can do for us? We found out later she went up to the ...

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You Can't Fix Stupid: August 2010

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You Can't Fix Stupid. If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.". Sunday, August 15, 2010. I can so relate to this:. Links to this post. Friday, August 13, 2010. The Worms Crawl In. Being in triage is always an inspiration for blog stories. Just the sorry fact that these crazy fuckers are out among us is enough to take pause and thank your lucky stars that somehow you escaped lunacy for now. In Who knows, maybe they both saw this video on youtube:. Links to this post. Wednesday, August 11, 2010. So me...

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You Can't Fix Stupid: May 2010

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You Can't Fix Stupid. If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.". Wednesday, May 26, 2010. Worst Come, First Served. Just because you are coughing and sneezing louder than an elephant with a stuffed up nose does not make you priority number one. The guy who just came in with the thumper on his chest wins that prize. Just because you went to the charge nurse and complained doesn't mean that I'm impressed. What do you think this is? The DMV where you take a number and your turn is called? Since I've got...

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You Can't Fix Stupid: February 2011

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You Can't Fix Stupid. If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.". Thursday, February 24, 2011. Dusting the Lady Bits. When is she going for her ultrasound? She's having pain again and needs more of that D medicine. You name it, it's the same thing over and over. I guess that would defeat the whole purpose in their attention seeking game, right? I have to say a lot of the work-ups are positive for early pregnancy with the resulting glee in their voices, "I can now apply for medicaid! Links to this post.

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