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Halfbananas – humour, short fiction and verse. We share 50% of our DNA with bananas. February 8, 2017. It is 2021 and the Earth is a smouldering ruin. What little remains of human civilization exists in small pockets, stretched across the scarred and barren wastelands of our once mighty cities. Starving, diseased and horribly disfigured, they fight giant rats and rabid wild dogs over the last of the. 8216; still-fresh-looking burger patties. 8216;The Impaler’. Continue reading →. January 9, 2017. There w...
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Halfbananas – humour, short fiction and verse. We share 50% of our DNA with bananas. No I don’t do weddings, Christenings or Bar Mitzvahs I’m afraid. But I can offer you any / all of the following at very reasonable rates:. Posts / articles for your blog, website or magazine on a variety of topics, with or without a humorous slant. Graphics for your blog, website or social media channels. Cover design for books, ebooks or even your duvet. Blog setup assistance and custom header design. View jasonlennick&...
Natural Health Tips | Halfbananas - humour, short fiction & verse
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Halfbananas – humour, short fiction and verse. We share 50% of our DNA with bananas. January 9, 2017. The first in a new occasional series of natural health tips. To get you in top form for the many challenges that lie ahead in 2017. Seemed appropriate to start with bananas. There will be lots more exciting and practical health tips to come in the next few months. If you have a super health tip. That you’d like to share, please comment below. This entry was posted in Humour. What’s in a name →. My favori...
Bananas | Halfbananas - humour, short fiction & verse
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Halfbananas – humour, short fiction and verse. We share 50% of our DNA with bananas. January 9, 2017. The first in a new occasional series of natural health tips. To get you in top form for the many challenges that lie ahead in 2017. Seemed appropriate to start with bananas. There will be lots more exciting and practical health tips to come in the next few months. If you have a super health tip. That you’d like to share, please comment below. January 6, 2017. 8211; Tarantino’s fruity masterpiece. Thus th...
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Halfbananas – humour, short fiction and verse. We share 50% of our DNA with bananas. January 6, 2017. I’ve noticed quite a few of my fellow bloggers have been doing some nice round-ups of fave movies, TV shows or other popular entertainments. Never wanting to miss a popular bandwagon to leap on, here is my own humble halfbananas listicle of my top five banana-related entertainments. Enjoy. 8211; Woody Allen’s hilarious tale of love, dictators and fruit. 8211; Tarantino’s fruity masterpiece. Me, me, me!
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A Nervous Girl’s Guide to… Vegetarianism (And Why It’s So Difficult) – A Nervous Girl's Guide to Life
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A Nervous Girl's Guide to Life. A Nervous Girl’s Guide to… Vegetarianism (And Why It’s So Difficult). October 10, 2016. October 23, 2016. I love the taste of meat, and I do associate it with cosy family dinners, and Christmas time. It’s very easy to focus on the good memories surrounding meat-eating and to enjoy it. But after four years since my last bout of vegetarianism, I have once again gone back to a meat-less diet, which has now been in operation since January. The majority of people eat meat, so i...
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Hey, Where’d That Island Go? – Plying Through Life
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Travel Stories and Other Adventures. South Pacific Region Photos. Hey, Where’d That Island Go? November 8, 2016. November 8, 2016. You ever have one of those times when you can’t stop smiling? But mostly it was because we were in one of the unique places in the world, Lake Titicaca, visiting the Uros Islanders. So what’s the big deal? The world is full of islands, and many have distinct populations. But while the Uru people are unique, it’s the islands themselves that set the place apart. The Uros predat...
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I Suppose I Should Write Something… – Plying Through Life
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Travel Stories and Other Adventures. South Pacific Region Photos. I Suppose I Should Write Something…. January 9, 2017. January 10, 2017. Regular readers of this blog may have noticed I haven’t posted anything for the last month or so, veering away from my reliable once a week schedule. Perhaps they’ve even wondered why, or what could be up next in the queue. Where you been, boy? There are a few reasons for my absence, but nothing dreadful. But just reading and watching is easier. I gave myself a new toy...
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A Tail of Woe – Plying Through Life
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Travel Stories and Other Adventures. South Pacific Region Photos. A Tail of Woe. October 20, 2016. I apologize in advance for this story of woe. I will however, talk about a side effect that none of you can deny dealing with – the common fart. They ate local food that hadn’t been properly prepared, stood upwind in battle, hoisted their rears and fired off volleys. Why do you think they had to wear armor? You may wonder about the photo of the tortured water bottle leading off this post. That was the r...
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Fall is Fell – Plying Through Life
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Travel Stories and Other Adventures. South Pacific Region Photos. November 21, 2016. January 20, 2017. The gloom of the nearly denuded trees and the cement gray skies outside puts me in mind of this old bit of doggerel, but begs the question: is Fall Fell because the leaves all fell from the trees, or is it Fell in the more ominous context – i.e. one fell swoop? But the leaves and their color do fall, swooping to and fro on their way to earth, leaving an empty, melancholy mood in their absence. Meanwhile...
Spike Milligan and me | Mari Zipes Wallace
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Freelance Writer and Journalist. An American in Sussex. Spike Milligan and me. Categories: An American in Sussex. My friend then dragged me backstage so he could say hello to one of the crew. There I spotted Spike, all alone, plucking out ‘The Girl from Ipanema’ on a guitar. Naturally, I started to sing it. ‘Oh, you like jazz,’ he said, suddenly noticing me. ‘Maybe we could go out some time.’. It was to be from that point onward. I don’t think he ever called me by my first name, Marilynn. Very you…...
Movies, TV Shows and Anti-Me – Noxasi Thinks
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I Hope You Don't Find My Lack of Tagline Disturbing. Movies, TV Shows and Anti-Me. February 7, 2016. August 19, 2016. Yesterday. I liked it. But it was long. Way too long. With a 2 hour 36 minute length, I think it was at least 30 minutes overdue. That being said, it was a beautifully shot film with great performances from especially Leo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy. As usual. Oh, it was also very intense at times with painful violence. Yay! Because I’m a nerd, I just recently googled the entire cast of. We ju...
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A lone comedy writer reaches for the stars … as well as another beer. The Colane Conundrum: A Literary Sitcom. Fifty Shades of Sweat Socks. October 30, 2015. Catcher in the Rye’ has no point. At least that’s according to my 18-year-old self, if a recently unearthed high-school assignment is to be believed. I took an Advanced Composition course in my senior year, and one of the assignments was to pick a novel and keep a journal as we read. Because I was into baseball at the time, I selected. It’s a hard t...
What’s on my Mind? – Georgia Varjas, Writer & Author
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Georgia Varjas, Writer and Author. Blogging and Speaking Out. All About That Girl Georgia. To vote or not to vote. What’s on my Mind? November 21, 2015. November 21, 2015. No….not me! 8230;it’s the pigs! And not the flying ones in uniform either.) This time of year, all over Spain, in practically every bar that serves food, you will see hanging pigs legs. I used to have nightmares about legless pigs roaming. Has began and soon enough all that dark meat will be eaten and bars will return to normal. Into b...
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Beauty, travel, food, lifestyle of a not so Americanized ABC. It’s been a while…. March 26, 2015. March 26, 2015. Aaaah…. It’s been months. I’ve been so busy with working nursing hours (I’m not a nurse) that I stopped this sharing journey. It may be a bit late to start a New Year’s resolution now that we’re already a quarter into 2015 already, but hey, better late than never. So here it is, at least one post once a month. Another resolution made this year? Let’s make some grape jam! July 6, 2014. To thos...
Halfbananas - humour, short fiction & verse | We share 50% of our DNA with bananas
Halfbananas – humour, short fiction and verse. We share 50% of our DNA with bananas. January 9, 2017. The first in a new occasional series of natural health tips. To get you in top form for the many challenges that lie ahead in 2017. Seemed appropriate to start with bananas. There will be lots more exciting and practical health tips to come in the next few months. If you have a super health tip. That you’d like to share, please comment below. January 6, 2017. 8211; Tarantino’s fruity masterpiece. 8220;Be...
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