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aw feck: March 2007
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Friday, March 30, 2007. The hills approximately point five miles from my apartment building have been ablaze most of the day. I work about 20 miles from there (YAH, my commute is laaaaaame), and I can see the huge plume of smoke from my window here on the 10th floor. Twenty miles away, people! Or is he the one with the Tootsie Pop addiction? Whatever, send 'em all in there for some hard-core vigilante woodland creature-style justice. Fecking teenage feckfaces. LA Times coverage here. Got you again.).
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aw feck: February 2007
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Friday, February 23, 2007. I don't know what is going on, whether it is something to do with my astrology or what, but pants continue to plague me. And not just in the shower! I can already feel my butt sliding down the back of my thighs. Soon there will be no distinction from knees all the way up to shoulders. agggggghhhhhh). This pajama-pant looking, long-crotched besmirchment of the female form? The "Upholstered Sofa Posing as Pants" Pants. I think if you wear these pants, you have to make sure that y...
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aw feck: August 2006
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Friday, August 25, 2006. Finally, something to put on my buttbrush. If having kids means I am required to purchase something called BUTT PASTE, I think that is reason in itself to go ahead and have my ovaries replaced with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Or something else that is equally as comforting and non-troublesome. Also, I have posted. Today Can you tell I am so bored at work that I'm ready to spoon my eyes out? Now go forth and create your own blasphemy:. Http:/ www.churchsigngenerator.com/. I feel l...
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Bits & Bytes | BaddMinton
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Perfecting the art of procrastination since 1979. 2 phones ago I had a cute little baby blue / Carolina blue Motorola shaped like a styrofoam peanut, and when I got a text message or voicemail, the sound that played was called Bits and Bytes. It went, Boo-duh-ly Doo-duh-ly Doop! So I am calling my blentry. For today Bits and Bytes, because its just a little collection of things. Funny Search Engine Terms of the Day: People found my blog by searching for these things:. Palm tree over the toilet stand.
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What’s That, Lassie? Timmy has fallen into the well? | BaddMinton
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Perfecting the art of procrastination since 1979. What’s That, Lassie? Timmy has fallen into the well? My co-worker Scott showed me this link. To show yall. It makes me want to run and jump and do cartwheels and kiss the first dog I see on the soft, furry head (unless its a mangy stray dog with fleas and possibly rabies. In that case I will give it an appreciative nod from a safe distance). Posted by miss emme on June 20, 2006 at 12:16 pm. Previous Entry: A Typical Workday Conversation. I Don’t Care.
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This blog has moved to baddminton.com | BaddMinton
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Perfecting the art of procrastination since 1979. This blog has moved to baddminton.com. I’ve finally moved my blog, and it’s now on baddminton.com. Nothing else to remember! All my old blentries. So: To recap, please visit my blog now at baddminton.com. And please bookmark the new site and/or change the link on your blogroll if you have it there (which you should, if you have a blog). 😉. Posted by miss emme on July 12, 2006 at 10:50 am. Filed under Nerd News. Posted on July 17, 2006 at 7:36 pm. Address...
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“yeah it makes me smile” | BaddMinton
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Perfecting the art of procrastination since 1979. 8220;yeah it makes me smile”. Whoa, you guys have got to hear Lily Allen. Her sound is so fresh and such a brilliant combination of sounds. It feels young and free, yet badass. Go to her website. Right this minute and listen to “LDN.” I heard it on KCRW. And recorded part of it with my phone so I could figure out who it was, but luckily KCRW is awesome and told me anyway. Then I found her MySpace Music page. Posted by miss emme on June 30, 2006 at 3:19 pm.
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aw feck: With butter and jam
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Wednesday, July 09, 2008. With butter and jam. Several weeks ago, my friend Angela came back from Ethiopia with the adorable little boy she and her husband adopted. His name is Noah, and it takes intense physical restraint for me not to slather him with butter and jam and eat him all up. I am always kind of twitch-y after Angela has pried him out of my arms. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Too polite to say "aw fuck.". View my complete profile. With butter and jam. It's So Easy Being Green.
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aw feck: November 2006
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Monday, November 20, 2006. Vacation, all I ever wanted. It's coming up on exactly 1 year since my last vacation. One whole year, people. That is a year full of Mondays. A year full of commutes. A year of setting my alarm. A year of Friday nights where I had to sit at my desk until 9:00pm. PEE EM. On FRIDAY. And since that all feels a little dismal, and since I'm dying for a vacation, I've decided to reminesce about last year's vacation in Costa Rica. Ah, Costa Rica. There is a lot of super fun stuff to d...
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aw feck: November 2008
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008. I've been terrible about updating this blog, so hopefully I'll be MUCH better about posting at my NEW blog - http:/ texanthropology.blogspot.com. New city, new state, new blog. As Sinatra would say, "Newbie, newbie newwww.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Too polite to say "aw fuck.". View my complete profile. It's So Easy Being Green.
