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three minute plastic: TMP Authors
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Http:/ terriblygoodstuff.blogspot.com. ACQUANETTA M. SPROULE:. After a short hiatus of nearly 20 years, Acquanetta recently resumed her Joy-Thing of writing 'What If? Stories. Her recent 'plays' (as opposed to 'works,') have been accepted by and/or published in: Daily Flash-2012, Daily Love, Dinosaur Bees, Every Day Fiction, Flashes in the Dark, Flash Shot, The Fringe Magazine and Weirdyear. D M Anderson is a Stay-at-home-dad, and writer of strange fiction&#...
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three minute plastic: HEAT WAVE by Nigel Anthony Sellars
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Wednesday, March 14, 2012. HEAT WAVE by Nigel Anthony Sellars. The fat man struggled. The desert air rippled. His dogs barked when at last he pitched forward and died. They licked their black lips. At least they would not starve. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). BLORTHOX IN THE CLUTCHES OF LOVE by Jamie Grefe. SEVEN VARIATIONS ON THE RAPTURE by Nigel Anthony S. HEAT WAVE by Nigel Anthony Sellars. SPLASH FICTION by John H. Dromey. View my complete profile.
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three minute plastic: Beautiful Ash by Matthew Masucci
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Thursday, July 30, 2015. Beautiful Ash by Matthew Masucci. 8220;Sam, did you know that it takes about 1500 degrees to reduce a body to ash? 8221; John sunk the spade back into the ground. “How deep, do you think? 8220;Deep enough,” John said. 8220;Things are never deep enough.”. John lifted the lid of the wooden box and pulled out a bag of ash. His father’s ashes weighed seven or eight pounds. He would make a big tree. 8220;Hold this.”. Trapped Inside a Robot.
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three minute plastic: October 2011
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Tuesday, October 18, 2011. 11:11 IN SKINHEAD CITY by Dustin Reade. I look around and realize that none. Of the skinheads have faces. There is no way of describing the terror I feel. So I grab my broom and I throw open the door and I start swinging the broom to the left and to the right like I am trying to scare raccoons away from my garbage. They get the message and they scatter. I look around at the carnage left behind. It is massive. Jerks," I say. Well, f...
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three minute plastic: Mustard Genius by G. Arthur Brown
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Thursday, July 30, 2015. Mustard Genius by G. Arthur Brown. Vintage Clue games became the hot item on eBay once Simon figured out that you could grind up Col. Mustard with a pestle and mortar, and then make tea from the residue. You’d steep this tisane for about 20 minutes in 200 degree water. Then you’d slam it. And you’d better be sitting down because it fucks you up big time. Fuck Those fuckers hate tea. So I guess I’m safe there. Anyways, me and Simon we...
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three minute plastic: Book Shelf
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Click on cover for link to purchase. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). CHAIN SMOKING AT BUS STOPS by D. M. Anderson. WATCH WATCH by Jordan Moffatt. AFRAID OF RAIN by Chris Wight. THE MISOGYNATOR by D.M. Anderson. Is a Dark Humor and Bizarro Journal, edited and maintained by Joe Jablonski. View my complete profile. Trapped Inside a Robot. Watermark template. Powered by Blogger.
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three minute plastic: February 2012
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Tuesday, February 7, 2012. SOUL FOOD by Thomas Miller. Harold flipped the sizzling patty, and most of the. Slid into the sea. “How’s the headache? Nigel massaged his forehead. “Better. The cognitive interference isn’t nearly as bad now.”. 8220;That’s good.” The ground beef settled out a little as the ice caps turned to slush. “How’re the wife and kids? 8220;Ah. Well, they might still be around:. Nigel admired the sight of the ground slipping away into oblivi...
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three minute plastic: January 2012
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Tuesday, January 3, 2012. A STATUE IS BORN by Daniel Vlasaty. The traffic light snaps a picture and a driver turns to ash. Cops with Gatling guns for mouths patrol the streets from above, their mechanical wings hissing and creaking. They watch as more and more drivers are turned to ash by the murderous traffic light and they laugh. The cops are clones. She was three months pregnant! That baby was destined to be a lizard god! The traffic light feels nothing.
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three minute plastic: Shadows and Pillows by Jeremy Maddux
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Thursday, July 30, 2015. Shadows and Pillows by Jeremy Maddux. You could go over there, my advisory shadow says. You could actually go over there and dance with them. It could be reality and not just a dream. You’d just have to move more than your hands and mouth for once, as grim a prospect as it might be. 8220;How about a beer? You could have danced, my shadow says. Really danced. She was within your grasp. No one is within anyone’s grasp, I rebut. No need...
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three minute plastic: November 2011
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A Journal of Dark Humor and the Truly Bizarre. Wednesday, November 9, 2011. CROSS GENRE TRAFFIC DOES NOT STOP by John H. Dromey. Sliding from one dimension to another willy-nilly can be dangerous for someone who doesn’t know the tropes. Phineas Pfefferkorn learned that lesson the hard way. Although he had every intention of following the advice of Horace Greeley, “Go west, young man,” Phineas was thoroughly disoriented by having passed through a maze of hallways prior to his discovery of the ...He sought...
