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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly: February 2007
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Monday, February 12, 2007. Happy Horny Werewolf Day! I want you all to know I had nothing to do with any of this. Despite what the villagers with torches and pitchforks want you to believe. St Valentine's day, too, I couldn't care less about. I'm all about the Love all the time! I don't need The Man to tell me when to respond to a female's estrus cycle! By what about the rest of you? You make me feel.
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Tuesday, July 10, 2007. Overheard in San Francisco today: "The buses travel in threes, like nuns." I thought that was a lovely bit of accidental anthropomorphism; it sparked an image in my head of missionary buses, spreading the Word of the Leaky Gasket and the Coming of the Great Oil Change. Protected by divinity, a perambulating trinity, from here unto eternity. Standing in between extinction in the cold. Mera ...
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly: June 2006
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Friday, June 30, 2006. He's been up all night, fighting crime in the streets as Combat Wombat, the Masked. Wombat. That's how he introduces himself to the forces of Evil, with the pause and everything. Seen here in his secret identity as "Scrunchles", he wages a never-ending war against all ne'er-do-wells intent on destroying our peace-loving way of life. How do I know this? GASP* Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNN! Well, we ...
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly: January 2007
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Wednesday, January 31, 2007. First rule of Squid Club: DON'T TALK ABOUT SQUID CLUB. This post is about my least favorite critter in the world: the Squid, Giant or Otherwise. Okay Okay. * deep, calming breaths. Seriously. Who needs all those legs? I can just barely handle the octopus with their 8 legs, but squid have 10! That's like. 4 more! Stir a lot of cake batter all at once? Massage a bunch of clients? I'm th...
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly: First rule of Squid Club: DON'T TALK ABOUT SQUID CLUB
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Wednesday, January 31, 2007. First rule of Squid Club: DON'T TALK ABOUT SQUID CLUB. This post is about my least favorite critter in the world: the Squid, Giant or Otherwise. Okay Okay. * deep, calming breaths. Seriously. Who needs all those legs? I can just barely handle the octopus with their 8 legs, but squid have 10! That's like. 4 more! Stir a lot of cake batter all at once? Massage a bunch of clients? I'm th...
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly: New Post Here
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Lame excuse for being away for so long, followed by equally absurd promise to never do it again. Patently obvious observation of life. Painful and juvenile joke. Pointless and unnecessary explication of said joke, with pop culture references thrown in. Continued explication. Continued explication. Continued explication. Explication ad nauseam. This song's just six words long.
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly: Just interviewed Eric Rice/Spin Martin for On the Inside
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Tuesday, June 26, 2007. Just interviewed Eric Rice/Spin Martin for On the Inside. I gotta say, Eric Rice is a living example of self-realization. He's basically doing what he wants, working how he wants, being creative and progressive, on his own terms - and getting paid to do it. I want his career! It was a great interview, and it'll go up sometime next week. They call me free. But I call me a fool.
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly: August 2006
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Thursday, August 31, 2006. In the Body of a White Wolf. So Naughty Nix and the Skook came over and each took one side of me, trying to heave my corpulent corpus out from behind the counter and into the more capacious space of the theater lobby, where I could begin to roll myself out of there and to safety. Not safety for me, mind you, but for everyone else. The trouble was, I was stuck! Monday, August 28, 2006.
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly: Happy Horny Werewolf Day!
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Akela is a Great, Thumping Silly. Everyone's favorite yowling monstrosity barks in your ear! Monday, February 12, 2007. Happy Horny Werewolf Day! I want you all to know I had nothing to do with any of this. Despite what the villagers with torches and pitchforks want you to believe. St Valentine's day, too, I couldn't care less about. I'm all about the Love all the time! I don't need The Man to tell me when to respond to a female's estrus cycle! By what about the rest of you? You make me feel. Second Life...