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On Barfing | Cat: A Log
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January 29, 2012 @ 11:35 am. 183; { Feline Insight. Cat barf rule of three. Cat is vomiting three times. Cats for a clog-free world. The female rises from bed with the beep of her alarm, still groggy from last night’s bender no doubt. She scratches the scruff of her neck and gives a good apelike yawn and stretch before stumbling down the stairs to the kitchen where she blindly hits for the light switch and BAM! This leads us to the CAT BARF RULE OF 3. Another popular question among humans: “Why is ...
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On Civil Feline Rights | Cat: A Log
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On Civil Feline Rights. January 19, 2011 @ 12:27 am. 183; { Human Rituals. Well, well, well, my dear human friends. So you have finally recognized what we cats have been recognizing since the beginning of feline marriages: the *gasp* SAME-SEX MARRIAGE. It appears as though a feline homeless shelter in NYC has announced its FIRST same-sex marriage. Congrats to the couplebut seriously, amongst cats this doesn’t even qualify as news. Even now, the recognition of a feline marriage by humans is being done to ...
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Fat Summer | Cat: A Log
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May 8, 2011 @ 4:05 pm. 183; { Dieting. Zen of fly capture. First of all, let me just state the obvious: newlyweds = yeck. Now, onward to summer! Open-window weather has begun which means the much anticipated, great bug-hunting season. Of 2011 is here! Bring on the bugs! Now, back to today’s hunt. Things started out splendidly! I realize now that I’ve grown rather out of shape these past few years. It hasn’t made a difference to my lifestyle until now. Various humans have pointed out my weight iss...This ...
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest: Jake the French Artist
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest. Saturday, October 14, 2006. Jake the French Artist. I am now Jacques, a French artist. Notice the Skeezix beanie button that I wear on my beret. Oo, la, la, vote pour moi, all you sexy kittens out there. I would sponsor Mama because she's so nice to all the other kitties. When I was a little kitten, I had a much older sister named Precious and she was very nice and motherly to me. Visit me on my blog, jakeandbathsheba.blogspot.com. Posted by Frend of Skeezix @ 7:21 AM.
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest: jeter harrisez entree to da contest
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest. Saturday, October 14, 2006. Jeter harrisez entree to da contest. Well dis iz mi entree to da contest. i am alwayz a little bit late fer evreethin . an i'm not sure dat dis iz da rite way to post in da contest . but i'm tryin. Dis iz a pikshur uv me dressed up in my noo york yankeez costyoom fer halloween. pleez note dat mi eerz ar pokin thru da holez in da yankee cap. I am sorree to say dat mi warin dis costyoom did not help da yankeez in da penant race dis yeer.
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest: Domino's Entry
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest. Thursday, October 12, 2006. The Kitty Cats Corner Blog. Howdy Folks. Well shucks y'all, aint this the cutest darn contest this side of blogville? Us cats are havin a mighty fine time. Aint we? If I win I'd like to sponsor Saddle. Posted by Frend of Skeezix @ 10:48 PM. Oh, wow, domino! You are the very image of a rootin-tootin' cowcat! Nels, ed, nitro, and xing. Nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing. Yoo are a vary hansum cowboy! I bet the cows don't mess with you!
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest: Callie's Entry
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest. Thursday, October 12, 2006. The Kitty Cats Corner Blog. Double double; Toil and Trouble; Fire burn and Caldron bubble . . . *cackle cackle*. If I win I would like to sponsor Minxy. Posted by Frend of Skeezix @ 10:25 PM. Izzat steamin' hot stinky goodness in the cauldron? C'n we come ofur? Nels, ed, nitro, and xing. Nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing. Now I know ware to go win I need sum eye of noot! Another great traditional Halloween costume from kitty cat corner!
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest: Mini the (ugh) Mouse
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest. Saturday, October 14, 2006. Mini the (ugh) Mouse. I can't believe I haven't put the bitey on anybody. How humiliating. *sigh*. Anyways, if I was to win I'd sponsor Scooter. Posted by Frend of Skeezix @ 3:03 PM. You is furry brave to dress up like a mouse in a contest fulla kitties! Nels, ed, nitro, and xing. Nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing. What our moms put us thru. Yes, I fink you haf efurry right to be our first Attack Tuxie. Or a Tuxie Toughy? Oh, I like that.
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest: Victor Devilcat
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest. Saturday, October 14, 2006. How does this werk? A little help here? Huh I liked it better when this was a toy. Ain't I a devil. Come say hi to me an Bonnie. If I wins, I'll sponsor Marvin cuz he sounds like a sweetie an he looks like me. Posted by Frend of Skeezix @ 1:08 PM. We reely like the prooogreshun of the costuum. Furry, furry good pictures- almost like watching a moovey in slow motion! Nels, ed, nitro, and xing. Nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing. Yer a hansum cat.
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest: Faith's Entry
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Skeezix's Halloween Costoom Kontest. Thursday, October 12, 2006. The Kitty Cats Corner Blog. If I win I'd like to sponsor Cinders. Posted by Frend of Skeezix @ 11:38 PM. Oh, cutie-pie, you would get lotsa treats if we had the givin' of 'em! And you wouldn't hafta wait until halloween, either! You look just darling in that neckerchief. Nels, ed, nitro, and xing. Nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing. You look really sweet! Oh, that scarf is perfect with your furs! And you're right looking cute IS exhausting!
