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Sarantos Studios - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. June 15, 2009 2:33 PM. These amazing videos do not need any commentary, but in case one of these acting demos happens to move you, here the requisite contact info:. Free service for acting students of Sarantos Studios in Chicago performing material for viewing by casting directors of student films and low budget feature films. CHRISTOPHER MIDKIFF does a monologue from "Heat". Harold Dennis does "Training Day". More, so much more, on the Sarantos Studios channel. Sean Keane on Tumblr.
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Zembla design 2: Back in the Habit - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Zembla design 2: Back in the Habit. May 29, 2009 4:00 PM. Templates are fixed, and Zembla's going to start featuring content again. It's been so long, baby! As always, you can see shorter entries, scrapier posts, and more blatant self-promotion at Sean Keane Comedy Dot Com. My sports blogging has been primarily shifted over to SportsCentr. But you can read my thoughts, insights, and personal insults to Ben Wallace over at NBA Playoffs 2009. Sean Keane on Tumblr. I Fought The Law.
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santa claus stand-up from "the seanukkah show" - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Santa claus stand-up from "the seanukkah show". December 12, 2008 10:59 PM. Santa Claus at The Seanukkah Show. At the Seanukkah Show on Wednesday night, we were lucky enough to have guest sets from a few out-of-town comics. In addition to Panorama City's own Jerry Johnson. Santa Claus himself did a set. As you might expect, he killed. Why is Santa such a dynamic performer? Because he's got a ton of stage presents. Here are some highlights from his set:. No, no you can't.". Who's def...
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Pitches for other Dr. Dre Dr. Pepper commercials - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Pitches for other Dr. Dre Dr. Pepper commercials. September 24, 2009 5:19 PM. The above is Dr. Dre's new commercial for Dr. Pepper. It's fine for what it is, but I think we can agree that it doesn't use Dr. Dre to his full potential. I took the liberty of writing some new treatments for Dre/Pepper commercials, most of which are quite Xplosive. Dre shakes his head and says, "Damn," then he and Eminem solemnly pour Dr. Pepper on the ground. Even the survivors.they're moving their ...
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my chimichanga restaurant - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. September 19, 2009 3:16 PM. It has long been my dream to open a chimichanga-only restaurant. Not just a restaurant that specializes in chimichangas, but an all-chimichanga, all-the-time kind of establishment. I'd call it the "Chimnasium.". The whole menu is just chimichangas. Daily special? It's a chimichanga. Salads? The closest thing we have is a chimichanga with romaine lettuce inside. Appetizers? A tiny plate of chimichangas will do a lot to whet your appetite. Kids menu? A frie...
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Happy Birthday, Mr. President - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Happy Birthday, Mr. President. August 4, 2009 5:29 PM. It's Obama's birthday, or at least, the anniversary of the date printed on his unconstitutional Kenyan forgery. Mentions that non-Americans haven't really adjusted to Obama's election, and she still gets a lot of crap about George Bush. I gave her some advice. Which can be used by anyone traveling abroad. Here's what you say whenever someone gives you crap about George Bush, or being an American:. 3 A nice card. The Movie Game",...
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Tumblr is down; Brooklyn is soft - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. Tumblr is down; Brooklyn is soft. December 6, 2010 4:22 AM. We're working quickly to recover from a major issue in one of our database clusters. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience.". That's the error message, and they also tweeted it. Of course, the official site status is updated on a Tumblr blog. ( As is Twitter's! Hope they never go down at the same time! I imagine the conversation Sunday afternoon went something like this. Can we do a staff star pose before we leave?
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the george washington memorial parkway - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. The george washington memorial parkway. February 5, 2009 8:15 PM. To get from Bethesda, Maryland, where I was staying, to Dulles Airport, where I was departing, one drives along the George Washington Memorial Parkway. Parkway, in case anyone wasn't sure if this five-lane highway was built while Washington was still alive. I imagine the descendants of Washington attending the ribbon-cutting ceremony and getting choked up. George would have loved that off-ramp.". On my trip to the Eas...
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the half million dollar prank - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. The half million dollar prank. March 4, 2009 3:14 PM. After an 18-month hiatus, the Streeter-Amir prank war. Resumes with another sports-themed prank. Amir. Gets the opportunity to sink a blindfolded half-court shot for $500,000 - will he succeed? This prank couldn't have gone better if it were choreographed. Unlike the Yankee Prankee. To help betray him, rubbing more salt into the pranky wound. Watch Prank War 7: The Half Million Dollar Shot. Sean Keane on Tumblr. I Fought The Law.
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Vlogblog.com Blogging - Zembla
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A blog by Sean Keane. August 19, 2009 5:11 PM. Note: Louise and I were discussing our idea for a 21st-century social network called "Faceplace". I told her there was no way the domain name was available, due to its similarity to other big site names, and because it was made up of two simple rhyming nouns.). I like the idea of randomly buying rhyming domain names. Turdherd.com is available. I might buy it for Omar. Germfirm.com is taken. Butterclutter, also available. This is a fun game. Pogs are the devil.
