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The Bronze Rat
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. Twelve dollars for the rat, sir, said the shop owner, and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it. You can keep the story, old man, he replied, but I'll take the rat. Shaken and mumbling, he made his way back to the antique shop.
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Dancing
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session and the rabbi asks if they have any final questions. The man asks, Is it true that men and women don't dance together? So I can't dance with my own wife?
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The Rabbit & the Bear
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. The Rabbit and the Bear. An enchanted frog leapt out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and found himself in a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest, he possessed the powers of magic. All the other bears in the forest were now female.
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The Accountants' Paradox
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. A Gallup Poll was recently taken to determine the views of accountants on the accounting profession. Two of the questions concerned the sense of humor of accountants. Poll results showed that with an accuracy of plus or minus 3% 19 times out of 20 that:.
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Men and Dogs - The Comparison
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. Men and Dogs - The Comparison. How Dogs Are Better Then Men. Dogs do not have problems with expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you're gone. Dogs feel guilt when they have done something wrong. Dogs don't criticize your friends. You can train a dog. Both ...
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS)
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. From People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS). SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO WATCH LIST. It's no joke, said Granola. Innocent programs, from the day they are compiled, are cooped up in tiny rooms and 'crashed' for hours on end. They spend their wh...PETS ...
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Man With No Ears
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. Man With No Ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company. It has always been his dream to own his own business, so he decided. After a selection process, he picked out three top candidates, and called them each back for a se...
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Joke Format
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. Well, the magician get really annoyed at this, but he doesn't know what to do. The parrot belongs to the Captain, so he can't just kill it.
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The Lifeboat
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Jokes Menu - Series 1. Signs you are no longer young. The Student History of the World. The School of Wit and Quick Retort. At The Pearly Gates. The Rabbit and the Bear. Mother on the Bus. To Feel Like a Woman. Dr Seusss Computer Manual. After a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel, two survivors are left in a lifeboat out on the empty ocean. This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!
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