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GlobalStageHand: December 2010
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Monday, December 6, 2010. Who Talks Like That? Shout out to Jason Mraz. This dude's sound is so dope and smooth. He could make it cool to wear a man purse. Single leather strap, convenient side pouch, and masculine embroidery. All day son. I won't say anymore cause then that might actually be gay. Uh Lee Luh Luv. Nintendo Been Givin Me the Blista. Labels: dynamo of volition. Thursday, December 2, 2010. All Hail King James. Shout out to Revenge. A fallen king has returned. I'm Taking My Talents to Yo Ahhh.
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GlobalStageHand: Livin for the Citaaaaay
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Thursday, November 11, 2010. Livin for the Citaaaaay. Shout out to Urbanity. Yes, it's a word. The accumulation of graffiti laced, crack-fiend inhabited, suit in the slum, fast-paced, pot-hole street life is where diversity truly exists. No where else will you see a supposed Buddhist monk on the corner. Preaching inner-peace, while also s elling homemade pamphlets to satisfy his PCP addiction. And, while it becomes habit to walk way faster than necessary. What's not to love? Santa Beats a Black Man.
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GlobalStageHand: Dont Forget to Rewind
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009. Dont Forget to Rewind. Shout out to Time Machines. Can I just go. Back to the Future. I mean come on. What is taking so long? Them hoverboards look like too much fun to even be legal in this century. Plus,. Knows chrome is my favorite color. And, oh.oh, if a negro could go back in time and spit game at Pocahontas.bruh she would certainly coin the phrase,. Once you go black.John Smith who? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. In Death We Rise.
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GlobalStageHand: All I Want is More Recess.....
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Monday, May 17, 2010. All I Want is More Recess. Shout out to Childhood. Maaaaan, how I miss those. Innocent days of mom-guided fashion. Daydreams of M&M's for dinner,. Lack of a significant educational grading system. And my skill of general time wasting.I pray this bad boy. Be invented soon enough so that I may go back to. Cutting up dead frogs in the backyard. Remaining eco-friendly by not showering daily, and having no idea of how. Strenuous females and their cooties. View my complete profile.
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GlobalStageHand: I Am the Future....
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Friday, May 28, 2010. I Am the Future. Shout out to the. Uhhhh, yah sure…I can go ahead and. Alleviate myself of all the post-secondary knowledge. That I’ve been forcibly trained in over the past years and grab you a. Bud One or two sugars? And, by the way, the local. So I personally took your laundry down to the best shop I could find. The drive? Nah, 45 minutes out of the way is nothing. I was able to stop by and. Pick up those doughnuts. I had to work through lunch. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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GlobalStageHand: A Lifetime of Being a Toll Booth Operator....
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010. A Lifetime of Being a Toll Booth Operator. Under what circumstance does my mind come to the conclusion that current status is a necessary alleviation. And that something dope needs to soon be transitioned to otherwise my brain will essentially field goal punt the ish out of me. Pretty much 24/7. I'm literally bored out of my mind typing this worthless assembly of words. If it weren't for Youtube and the occasional honey. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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GlobalStageHand: I Ate Too Much Gravy
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Thursday, November 25, 2010. I Ate Too Much Gravy. Shout out to the Post-Thanksgiving Dump. As I spread thine blessed buttcheeks. Over said glistening porcelain receptical, I begin to reminisce on the true essence of national turkey day. The savage rape of a native land. And utter domination of the white man's magic boom sticks. Is overshadowed by the fact that at some point there was some corn shared. And Thomas Irvansmithenwood banged the chief's daughter on the Mayflower after supper. Back to A Topic.
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GlobalStageHand: Majorium Erectus!!!
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Friday, November 19, 2010. Shout out to Real Life Hermione. Emma Watson singlehandedly had a brutha severely aroused. For the majority of last nights Harry Potter : Deathly Hollows midnight screening. And, while the theater ran bountiful in hot teen wannabees, flaunting delish mini skirts and striped ties. Somehow Emma's simplistic hottness and humble stare of lustful desire. Still had a nigga fiendin for some magic, pun intended. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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GlobalStageHand: The End is Near....
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010. The End is Near. Due to my lack of anticipation and urge to expand the spectrum of creativity which is GlobalStageHand.a nigga movin to Wordpress. An update will soon come to direct the transition but as of now, I'm done bruh. I'll peep yall on the other side and thanks to those that may follow in my footsteps of pointless observation. (Side shout out to Seinfeld for the inspiration.). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. The LupE.N.D. Blog. The End is Near.
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GlobalStageHand: January 2011
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Thursday, January 6, 2011. You Sank My Destroyer! Shout out to Hot Stall vs. Stall Action. After getting through another awkward, yet formidable exchange of grunts and plops. In the isolated sanctum that is the University Center's first floor bathroom, I felt compelled to deem myself the unquestionable victor of one epic battle. Never before had I experienced such a rush.breaking a silent air with the thunderous ka-plunk of my steaming bowels. Ladies, Ladies.Nice. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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