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Moko: lizard (Cook Islands Maori). It’s all about me! Fifty shades of boredom. July 15, 2012. Photo: John Wesley Ireland. I’m not very good at sex. Wait . . . let me rephrase that: I’m not very good at writing about sex. As a writer, I believe sex, like toilet breaks, should happen off the page, which probably explains why I’ve sold several million fewer copies than EL James. Is there a plot lurking amidst all the pounding? Cardboard cutouts have more personality. The writing itself? Splendid, she noted,...