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A Random Victory: April 2010
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Wednesday, April 21, 2010. I noticed on my way home today there is a new store opening in my neighborhood: Kiss Beauty Supply. I can't decide what I want to buy first. A "RastaPride" backcombing tool to get my hair at maximum altitude OR:. A Gene Simmons "Demon" make-up set. I've been wanting to experiment with eyeliner lately. I'm glad that Kiss Beauty Supply will be here to help me out. Tuesday, April 13, 2010. Rock on Tom Jones. Of course...
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A Random Victory: June 2009
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Tuesday, June 30, 2009. Has been terrorized by Bean all day. I've had the camera out because I think it is quite funny in a sad way. At first, it wasn't so bad for Mo. Claire ate cheese nips out of her plastic. Because I was photographing this hilarious. Little adventure, I had the camera focused on her when she stood on her own for the first time! This is what you see when I pan the camera back. And wound up running him off the couch. And I...
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A Random Victory: July 2013
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Wednesday, July 24, 2013. Classroom Window Quick-Release Curtain Tutorial. My sewing instructor once told us, "You want your items to look 'handmade' not 'homemade.'" Heck, I'll settle for either. I'm all about quick, easy, done. If you are inspecting my seams, then take a step back sister - you are too close anyway. This tutorial is not at all fussy.just don't inspect any seams. Here are my step-by-step instructions. 3 Line up the two piece...
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A Random Victory: My Sleep Number is $$$
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Tuesday, June 12, 2012. My Sleep Number is $ $. I greatly regret getting a Sleep Number bed seven years ago. Really, it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out that your mattress should not become susceptible to mechanical failure. But we had good reasoning:. 2 We could each adjust the bed to what was comfortable for us without having to compromise. Um, both our sleep numbers are 30. No compromise there. So it isn't a 100% fix, but it wi...
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A Random Victory: May 2010
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Wednesday, May 5, 2010. I really shouldn't say this. I really shouldn't. I've been ask, told, and even reasoned with not to share, but I think it is really freggin' funny. DAY 1 of Pee Pants:. DAY 2 of Pee Pants:. As I walk into school, I very habitually stop by the kitchen and put my lunch (in a walmart sack) in the communal fridge. After a couple of hours, I notice my lunch on my table and think, "I thought I put that in the fridge? They h...
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A Random Victory: May 2013
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Sunday, May 12, 2013. Mother's Day Spoons: A reflection. Mother's Day has me all reflective. I would like to share a short story from several years ago. I always think about it around this time of year. I was pissed. It was a Saturday afternoon in May. The store was crowded. I hate Walmart in the afternoon. I get to the paper good section to find.not a goddamn spoon in the place. What the hell! Me: (exasperated) Why are there no spoons!
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A Random Victory: September 2009
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Saturday, September 19, 2009. I Am My Mother's Child. I'm a hoarder. Nothing in my life has caused me to live a fear-based hoarding life, but I hoard. So does my mother. I learned it from her. We talk on a regular basis about how we re-arrange the canned goods in the pantry because you can't find anything. Even Claire would be in diapers. Take a look at her closet:. I have 6 boxes of Electrosol (now Finish) dish tabs because they were free a...
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A Random Victory: Mother's Day Spoons: A reflection
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Sunday, May 12, 2013. Mother's Day Spoons: A reflection. Mother's Day has me all reflective. I would like to share a short story from several years ago. I always think about it around this time of year. I was pissed. It was a Saturday afternoon in May. The store was crowded. I hate Walmart in the afternoon. I get to the paper good section to find.not a goddamn spoon in the place. What the hell! Me: (exasperated) Why are there no spoons!
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A Random Victory: February 2012
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I consume and write words. And sometimes I'm funny on accident. Saturday, February 25, 2012. Spring Break: A comparative analysis. The last three days, I’ve been home with Claire while she goes through a cycle of illnesses that only seem to make me tired while has the energy of 100 Jack Russell terriers. I started referring to it as my “pre-spring break” break and realized how similar they really were. May I submit to you, a comparative analysis for your consideration:. Spring Break of Other People.