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Your Talentless Mate Demands a Part in the Film Adaptation of Your Novel | How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide
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Tuesday, 28 October 2014. Your Talentless Mate Demands a Part in the Film Adaptation of Your Novel. Signs of a problem. Mate buys you many drinks; mate starts talking with exaggerated diction. Being the good friend that you are, you consider adapting a character to suit your friend, but no matter how hard you try, a tale about five clog-dancing mountaineers just cannot accommodate a unidexter. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Reviewer Misunderstands Your Ironic Self-Help Bo. You Win an Award. A Stor...
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A Reviewer Misunderstands Your Ironic Self-Help Book | How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide
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Friday, 31 October 2014. A Reviewer Misunderstands Your Ironic Self-Help Book. Signs of a problem. Rating drops; critical review count increases. You’ve written an ironic self-publishing guide, because, let’s face it, you’re a pretty big deal now that you’ve had some badges featuring your cover specially printed. You know it won’t be everybody’s cup of tea, but you’re okay with that. Then it happens: the one-star review. Suddenly, you’re not ‘okay with that’. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Fellow ...
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Louise's Love of Life: Dust If You Must...
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Louise's Love of Life. A blog about loving life and writing ghost stories. Yes, the two can mix! Welcome, friends old and new, to my blog. This is the place where I can share my scribblings and thoughts on loving life. I hope you enjoy them, make suggestions and come back to read more. Sunday, 6 July 2014. Dust If You Must. Not my favourite thing but, being too poor for a cleaner and too single for a house-husband, a necessary task. Or is it? I mean, who do we clean for? The clue to my motivation is reve...
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Louise's Love of Life: Great Fictional Characters: Uriah Heep?
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Louise's Love of Life. A blog about loving life and writing ghost stories. Yes, the two can mix! Welcome, friends old and new, to my blog. This is the place where I can share my scribblings and thoughts on loving life. I hope you enjoy them, make suggestions and come back to read more. Friday, 24 April 2015. Great Fictional Characters: Uriah Heep? Continuing with the Blogging from A to Z April Challenge 2015. U is for.uh, is for. erm. dammit. But there must be! I hear you cry. I'm so sorry, Charlie.
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Louise's Love of Life: Remembering Sir Terry Pratchett
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Louise's Love of Life. A blog about loving life and writing ghost stories. Yes, the two can mix! Welcome, friends old and new, to my blog. This is the place where I can share my scribblings and thoughts on loving life. I hope you enjoy them, make suggestions and come back to read more. Tuesday, 28 April 2015. Remembering Sir Terry Pratchett. Today would have been Terry's 67th birthday. It's a little over six weeks since that awful day when I heard the news. Oh sad news today. X. I checked the next message.
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How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide: October 2014
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Friday, 31 October 2014. A Reviewer Misunderstands Your Ironic Self-Help Book. Signs of a problem. Rating drops; critical review count increases. You’ve written an ironic self-publishing guide, because, let’s face it, you’re a pretty big deal now that you’ve had some badges featuring your cover specially printed. You know it won’t be everybody’s cup of tea, but you’re okay with that. Then it happens: the one-star review. Suddenly, you’re not ‘okay with that’. Thursday, 30 October 2014. Signs of a problem.
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You’re Assassinated Mid-Series | How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide
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Saturday, 1 November 2014. You’re Assassinated Mid-Series. Signs of a problem. Breath absent; skin cold to touch. Feeling pretty darn cheesed off. Your friends warned you about the dangers of tackling stalkers, cocaine addicts and critical reviews but would you listen? As a result of your pig-headedness, you are now dead – assassinated by Shit-Hot Rod. Ah, your flatulent giant series. You re-create it in your mind – giants bottom burping whilst up ladders, giants bottom burping whilst up beanst...In the ...
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Louise's Love of Life: Great Fictional Characters: Christine
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Louise's Love of Life. A blog about loving life and writing ghost stories. Yes, the two can mix! Welcome, friends old and new, to my blog. This is the place where I can share my scribblings and thoughts on loving life. I hope you enjoy them, make suggestions and come back to read more. Friday, 3 April 2015. Great Fictional Characters: Christine. Continuing with the Blogging from A to Z April Challenge 2015. C is for Christine. Yes, I. The year I read. The car sat at the curb facing him, engine growling s...
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The Paparazzi Photograph You in a Bikini | How Not to Self-Publish - The Totally Splendid Hotshot Author's Survival Guide
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Thursday, 30 October 2014. The Paparazzi Photograph You in a Bikini. Signs of a problem. Photo of you scantily clad appears on cover of tabloid. You’re sunbathing in the garden of your new, top-security home, drinking cocktails with your latest toy boy. You think you catch a glimpse of a face above the surrounding wall but tell yourself you’ve had too many margaritas. That wall is almost twenty feet high. Far better to make a joke out of it. How about, “That’s not what I look like in a bi...8221; accompa...
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