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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective: The further pontifications of Buffo Cribbins
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective. Tuesday, 17 November 2009. The further pontifications of Buffo Cribbins. How fares your fine collection of asps? No, no asps to speak of! Not since that time in Leningrad. Those were the days, eh? Those nights we spent in jail. The food was top notch! Or should I say 'Top Nosh'? Ho-ho, just my little joke, no need to point your pistols at me! How I do love jail. You know next year I fancy spending a few days in pokey. I love a good shivving, don't you? And flew th...
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective: My good woman!
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective. Thursday, 8 April 2010. Oh, excuse me, I thought you were my great aunt. That monstrous woman seems to dog my every move, both in virtual reality and actual physicality. Her ankles, swollen to four times the circumference of her calves, look nothing so much like the purulent rump of Sir Patrick Moore, and the stench that erupts from them complete the image. 8221; it crescendos, “hhhhhuuuuuuuuuu.” it deminshes, before finally ending in a large belch...She is an abo...
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective: April 2010
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective. Thursday, 8 April 2010. Oh, excuse me, I thought you were my great aunt. That monstrous woman seems to dog my every move, both in virtual reality and actual physicality. Her ankles, swollen to four times the circumference of her calves, look nothing so much like the purulent rump of Sir Patrick Moore, and the stench that erupts from them complete the image. 8221; it crescendos, “hhhhhuuuuuuuuuu.” it deminshes, before finally ending in a large belch...She is an abo...
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective: March 2009
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective. Tuesday, 17 March 2009. Sarlog Homs: InterTIMEnsional Detective. Typing at your blue eyes with this, my keyboard of truth, and these, my fingers of facts. I've recently been training Kalim. To do sit ups. Something no other dog has achieved in the history of mankind. Or so I'm assuming, I haven't actually taken any time to look it up. I made up my mind, there and then, to buy a time machine. And decided to build my own. With my superintelligence. Needless to say I...
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective: Happy St Salmon's Day
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective. Saturday, 28 November 2009. Happy St Salmon's Day. Saw a man today, ambling airily down. Avenue. He was an upright cat with looks to suit his posture: Mancunian brow, herbivorous elbows, stern buttocks protruding loftily from the usual area. His gaze swept in an arc from side to side following a long cylindrical tool as it thrashed about in a subdued manner. You might say here, 'Stop! Or 'Shut the hell up you absolute lunatic! Why yes, you. I was clearly over-awed...
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective: Crustacean Delights
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective. Sunday, 2 August 2009. Yesterday I stopped being a crab, as I had promised myself I would. Was it the right decision? Well, only time will tell. And as they say, time is money and money talks! So maybe money will tell. I'll make sure to keep a close eye on the pictures of Issac Newton I keep in my pockets. I had been in a crably. Shape for quite some time, detecting various crab/lobster related anomalies. 1, "Lost" is completely over/underrated. Came up on to the ...
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective: Dear George,
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Sarlog Homs: Interdimensional Detective. Saturday, 6 November 2010. I've been asking around and I'm starting to become a little concerned about you. I've spoken to a few friends and we're all rather worried that you don't really have the funds to pay for the life of bat-shit insanity that you've become accustomed to. I therefore feel duty bound to step in and offer a little advice to help turn your life around. Go with something that you know people like, a crowd pleaser. Which idea should you recycle?
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The Climb | Lance Woodman
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Skip to main content. Skip to primary sidebar. Skip to secondary sidebar. Playwright and live interpreter. Upside Down and Back to Front. Red Skies Over the Severn. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie…. It’s a Cook-Up. A play about cycling, jazz, competition and comradeship. An original drama-documentary commissioned and produced by BBC Radio Drama. Jacques Anquetil and Raymond Poulidor battle it out on the climb on the Puy de Dôme during the 1964 Tour de France. 8220;Soaring, risk-taking playing” The Times; &#...
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Growing Old Disgracefully | Lance Woodman
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Skip to main content. Skip to primary sidebar. Skip to secondary sidebar. Playwright and live interpreter. Upside Down and Back to Front. Red Skies Over the Severn. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie…. It’s a Cook-Up. A full length, three handed play taking a sideways look at the generation gap. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. My name is Lance Woodman.
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Youth Theatre Plays | Lance Woodman
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Skip to main content. Skip to primary sidebar. Skip to secondary sidebar. Playwright and live interpreter. Upside Down and Back to Front. Red Skies Over the Severn. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie…. It’s a Cook-Up. I ran a youth theatre for a while. The energy and enthusiasm was exciting (occasionally overwhelming). We devised a couple of short pieces (. The Seven Ages of Youth. In 1998), which went well, and then I took a step back and became the playwright for the group. The three plays in the book are…. The br...
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