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Common Sense 101: The Daily Weather
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Tuesday, April 27, 2010. Meteorology makes no sense to me, and I want to be a Meteorologist. 1 "Here is the weather for the next two weeks.". Sunny, no, windy! There's gonna be lots of wind! No, it'll be a hurricane! No, it's more of a cyclone! Wait, no, that's a fly on my monitor, it'll actually be a meteor strike! 2 "Here is the weather all across Canada! Alright,...
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Common Sense 101: April 2009
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Friday, April 24, 2009. I'm what I'd call myself an avid player of Texas Hold'em. I haven't played for money yet, but my friends and I get together every once in a while and play poker for, you know, bragging rights and whatnot. I also have an account on FullTiltPoker in which I've earned roughly 120x as much "Play Money Chips" as I've started out with. Sometimes, y...
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Common Sense 101: September 2009
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Monday, September 7, 2009. 4 Stories From Your Childhood That are Just Bullshit. But today I'm gonna go over exactly what was wrong with 4 stories that were meant to teach your stupid kids some valuable life lessons (because children's books are obviously a great replacement for actual parenting). 1 The Three Little Pigs (and the big bad(ass) wolf.). This story is b...
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Common Sense 101: January 2011
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Monday, January 3, 2011. Twelve Years of Stupid. By the way, when I say knowledge, I mean things like facts, forumlae, historic dates, and so on). Let me phrase this in the form of a role-playing scenario/question. You come across something you don't know the answer to. What do you do? 1 Call a friend. Knowledge used to be. Very valuable, because it was hard to find.
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Common Sense 101: You think you're turning Japanese?
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Friday, March 19, 2010. You think you're turning Japanese? I really, really don't like wapanese people. Okay, well, have you ever seen white guys that listen to some hip-hop music, decide it's the best thing since sliced bread (seriously, it's like regular bread, but they even slice it for you! That sounds like a swell Idea! I sure do love Pocky, green-tea flavoured...
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Common Sense 101: Swine Flu will kill you all.
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Monday, October 5, 2009. Swine Flu will kill you all. Remember the time I gave a shit about Swine Flu? We've all heard of swine flu. You know, it's like regular flu, except it. Okay it differs from regular flu in that. Well regular flu isn't as bad because. He's faster than a speeding bullet and he's probably after your job! What hospitals don't have, unfortunately,...
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Common Sense 101: It might be a shiny gun, but you're still shooting yourself in the foot.
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Wednesday, November 11, 2009. It might be a shiny gun, but you're still shooting yourself in the foot. So Modern Warfare 2 was released very, very early yesterday (12:01 AM yesterday if my local Best Buy is to be believed) and I am one of the few people north of Mexico (Hold the phone there, ace. I hear there's a NEW Mexico! I'm fairly certain that the PC gamers tha...
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Common Sense 101: Idiocy is recession-proof
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Sunday, October 4, 2009. So I'm a little late to the party but of course no recession is complete without the ramblings of an angsty teenager posting his opinions on an internet blog (but lets pretend I'm the first, just for the sake of blogging). The "recession" has exactly one cause: stupid people, en masse. Oh, look at that neat-o pair of shoes! No, it's the bank...
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Common Sense 101: June 2009
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If you hate bias, exaggeration, sarcasm, and big walls of text, you're in the wrong place. (See bottom of page for links, affiliates, etc.). Sunday, June 28, 2009. If your god is Al Gore, find a new god. You might be a redneck. You may or may not be full of shit. The ways people are going about being "Earth-friendly" is almost bizarre in how retarded it is. For instance: Paul McCartney ordered a sweet awesome new fuel-efficient planet-friendly motherfucking awesome Jesus car from Lexus! Had to be flown h...
