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How NOT to Hug a Cow | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? How NOT to Hug a Cow. Posted by The Meandering Matriarch. Asymp; 2 Comments. Call me naive, but I never imagined such a thing as animal sex tourism. Sure, I knew about bestiality, but as a tourist attraction? It never occurred to me. Perhaps it should have back in June, 2013, when I wrote How to Hug a Cow. What I’m curious about is, how does one organise such a tourist business? It’s not like you can advertise in the usual way:. 20% off if you book now! Offers an eco-frie...
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Creatve Non-Fiction | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? May 12, 2016. Well, once again I am hoist with my own petard. Or, put another way, I am foiled by my own …. Continue reading →. Pet Peeves — Linguistically Speaking. May 7, 2016. Six years ago I wrote a short piece here about how certain people, and cultural groups, can be characterised by …. Continue reading →. Introducing … Mildred and Maxine! May 5, 2016. Continue reading →. Avoidance Behavior vs a Kick in the Butt. November 19, 2015. Continue reading →. October 8, 2015.
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The Meandering Matriarch | AKA: Suellen Carey-Clarke | Page 2
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? When Choice Is Not An Option. October 2, 2015. Gather ’round, Folks, the Meandering Matriarch is about to climb on her soapbox again. Not everyone will agree with me, …. Continue reading →. One Ringy Dingy…. June 8, 2015. The conversation went something like this: AG: Hello? MM: oh, hi. Sorry I didn’t get to the phone quickly enough…it …. Continue reading →. June 2, 2015. Yes, I once …. Continue reading →. A Word About…Dog Bonding. May 18, 2015. Continue reading →. Meet M...
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One Ringy Dingy… | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? One Ringy Dingy…. Posted by The Meandering Matriarch. Asymp; 2 Comments. The conversation went something like this:. MM: oh, hi. Sorry I didn’t get to the phone quickly enough…it only rang a couple times. AG: I hung up on you! MM: oh, that explains why it only rang twice. AG: It was an accident; I pressed the wrong spot. MM: Boy, do I know how that goes! AG: and they call them smart phones…. MM: how come they make me feel so dumb? AG: I know what you mean. Next post →.
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The Grandpuppy Has Arrived At Last. And Taken Charge | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? The Grandpuppy Has Arrived At Last. And Taken Charge. Posted by The Meandering Matriarch. Asymp; 8 Comments. Meet Mini — a twelve-week-old Newfoundland puppy. Even if she is bigger than New Jersey. Mini is a Newfoundland, in case it isn’t already obvious. I’m thinking she will live up to her name simply by being the size of a Volkswagon when she’s fully grown. She’s still a little clumsy, occasionally tripping over her own feet when sheR...Apparently Newfies aren’...
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I’m Such A Goose… | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? I’m Such A Goose…. Posted by The Meandering Matriarch. Asymp; 7 Comments. Larr; Previous post. Next post →. Thoughts on “I’m Such A Goose…”. March 28, 2015 at 10:56 am. Lol I’ve never done that but would be really funny to do. March 8, 2015 at 4:50 am. Oh my….haven’t done that but can imagine doing something similar. Good to laugh at ourselves as it keeps us young. March 9, 2015 at 4:29 am. March 7, 2015 at 7:03 pm. March 7, 2015 at 7:10 pm. March 7, 2015 at 4:48 pm.
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Ageing | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? Fifty Grades of Thin. May 2, 2015. I’m not talking about diets here. The subject is hair. It seems the latest trend amongst the fashionista (plus anyone …. Continue reading →. Fargo North, Decoder. October 23, 2014. It was my favorite Saturday morning cartoon back in the days when my kids were young. And when I was …. Continue reading →. Don’t Ask, ” What’s Next? November 29, 2013. Continue reading →. December 24, 2012. Continue reading →. October 14, 2012. August 23, 2011.
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Humor | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? Pet Peeves — Linguistically Speaking. May 7, 2016. Six years ago I wrote a short piece here about how certain people, and cultural groups, can be characterised by …. Continue reading →. Introducing … Mildred and Maxine! May 5, 2016. I’m pleased to introduce my two gorgeous wee bunnies, Mildred and Maxine (AKA: Millie and Maxi). They are Dwarf Netherlands, …. Continue reading →. PICKING OUT A NAME. March 19, 2016. This is worse than naming a baby! Continue reading →. June ...
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creative nonfiction | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? May 12, 2016. Well, once again I am hoist with my own petard. Or, put another way, I am foiled by my own …. Continue reading →. Pet Peeves — Linguistically Speaking. May 7, 2016. Six years ago I wrote a short piece here about how certain people, and cultural groups, can be characterised by …. Continue reading →. Introducing … Mildred and Maxine! May 5, 2016. Continue reading →. PICKING OUT A NAME. March 19, 2016. This is worse than naming a baby! Continue reading →. A Wor...
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Jumping Dads and Chewing Gum | The Meandering Matriarch
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Who Is The Meandering Matriarch? Jumping Dads and Chewing Gum. Posted by The Meandering Matriarch. Asymp; 2 Comments. You can see some of Aoyama’s photographs at Stumbleupon.com in the lifestyle section. It shows all sorts of dads in a variety of leaping poses, with the amused–or embarrassed–daughters standing demurely next to them. None of the girls are watching their father’s performance. In Pyongyang. The Powers That Be apparently have sent factory staff to France to learn the art of making the ba...