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Screaming Lullabies: August 2011
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011. The Wooly Mammoth in Ice Age. I walked into my room the other day, and caught the end of a conversation Riley and Ella were having. It went like this:. Ella "Don't worry Riley because if it falls off I will get the watering can and then I will pour water on it and then it will grow again and your cupcake will grow back into a "dicky-die-die". Yikesthus my concern. My son obviously feels so emasculated that he is seriously worried his boy bits will fall off! Links to this post.
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Screaming Lullabies: Don't Little One's Say The Damndest Things?
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Wednesday, November 2, 2011. Don't Little One's Say The Damndest Things? Over the last 3 weeks each of my precious babes have, in their own way, brought much laughter to what has turned out to be quite a challenging October month. But these “gems” stand out in my mind, so I thought I would share them with you (because “how quickly we forget” these prized comments and the way their beloved little minds work). And your gorgeous golden curls? But it was just so innocent.don’t you wish we held on t...Not a c...
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Screaming Lullabies: Magnum PI's Moustache has been FOUND...unharmed and safe.
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Thursday, September 1, 2011. Magnum PI's Moustache has been FOUND.unharmed and safe. Reports of Tom Selleck’s missing tache have caused great concern for many an old Magnum PI fan. I am happy to report that one of the world’s most celebrated moustaches has been found! Except for moi.because you see, it was I that discovered the missing moustache.just above my very tired, dark-ringed eyes (where my neatly plucked eyebrows used to reside)! The shock and horror of it all! Surely there had to be a pair of tw...
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Screaming Lullabies: Tutu Nice
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Friday, September 2, 2011. Found these gorgeous Tutu's at Keedo this morning! They were quite literally flying off the rack! Labels: Tutu Nice - KEEDO. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Bonusit takes ages to unwrap buying me more time. I AM EVIL. Ellas new gold shoes which she insists on wearing with her P-Js. The girl clearly has the potential to intern at Vogue. Tres chic baby. Flushed away.along with a wad of loo paper. Good Morning to you too. My mom is soooo weird. Poor Pregnant Aunty Ubke. Mornin...
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Screaming Lullabies: I Spy With My Little Eye...
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Thursday, July 28, 2011. I Spy With My Little Eye. To which I very quickly reply (I even speed up my speech and have supersonically fast conversations in the morning in an effort to get everything done)."I got toothpaste in it. It's very sore". Mom, you can borrow one of mine" she says, while scrunching up her little peepers and trying to grab an eyeball from its socket. How sweet can yo get? And how lucky am I? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Flushed away.along with a wad of loo paper. This post is ...
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Screaming Lullabies: December 2011
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Monday, December 26, 2011. Links to this post. Sunday, December 25, 2011. Links to this post. Labels: Whats your name? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Bonusit takes ages to unwrap buying me more time. I AM EVIL. Ellas new gold shoes which she insists on wearing with her P-Js. The girl clearly has the potential to intern at Vogue. Tres chic baby. Flushed away.along with a wad of loo paper. Good Morning to you too. My mom is soooo weird. Oh mya bit hopeless at making playdough. Poor Pregnant Aunty Ubke. Watchi...
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Screaming Lullabies: Toots is Moses...
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Sunday, December 25, 2011. Labels: Whats your name? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Bonusit takes ages to unwrap buying me more time. I AM EVIL. Ellas new gold shoes which she insists on wearing with her P-Js. The girl clearly has the potential to intern at Vogue. Tres chic baby. Flushed away.along with a wad of loo paper. Good Morning to you too. My mom is soooo weird. Oh mya bit hopeless at making playdough. Poor Pregnant Aunty Ubke. Riley makes a (dental) impression on mama. Tutu Nice - KEEDO.
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Screaming Lullabies: Eventually even Mini, Barnie and Maca Paca needed a bit of vodka to cope...
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Thursday, January 20, 2011. Eventually even Mini, Barnie and Maca Paca needed a bit of vodka to cope. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Bonusit takes ages to unwrap buying me more time. I AM EVIL. Ellas new gold shoes which she insists on wearing with her P-Js. The girl clearly has the potential to intern at Vogue. Tres chic baby. Flushed away.along with a wad of loo paper. Good Morning to you too. My mom is soooo weird. Oh mya bit hopeless at making playdough. Poor Pregnant Aunty Ubke. Watching Riley ...
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Screaming Lullabies: "Peas and tank you"...Teach your children well
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Thursday, November 11, 2010. Peas and tank you".Teach your children well. And it was always done "to help Riley feel better". Suppose he thought he was doing me a favour, or perhaps he just thought "oh my God, eff it.what's good for the (baby) gander is good for the (mother) goose. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Bonusit takes ages to unwrap buying me more time. I AM EVIL. Flushed away.along with a wad of loo paper. Good Morning to you too. My mom is soooo weird. Poor Pregnant Aunty Ubke. Mornings in...
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Screaming Lullabies: In a Few Hours it Will Be...(Would Have Been) Your birthday...
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Monday, September 5, 2011. In a Few Hours it Will Be.(Would Have Been) Your birthday. In less than an hour it would have been your birthday. The first one where we will be remembering you, not celebrating with you. I guess I am writing this birthday letter to you on my blog as I am really not sure where else to put it. No cards to write, no little pressies to buy (oh how you insisted against them! You are the original template. You are the original exemplary. How seen were actually? The heart of the house.