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Fake Plastic Boobs: June 2005
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Thursday, June 30, 2005. War Of the Dickwads: TomKat News. Damn I can't even keep up with Tom Cruise these days. First he goes batshit crazy on. Then my immense love for British people is reaffirmed when they. War Of the Worlds. But not before developing a mancrush on Rob Thomas. Dudes, I had a ginormous crush on Rob Thomas when I was 15 and I know he has better taste. Never fear, the inevitable letter to Katie Holmes is coming soon. Posted by The Plastics @ 3:55 PM. Friday, June 10, 2005. Let that be a ...
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Fake Plastic Boobs: October 2005
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005. Surviving the Hiatus, The O.C. Recap. Ryan is being homeschooled this year. Its sweet that the Cohens want the best possible education for Ryan. A gesture that Ryan greets with asking Sandy if he can go to public school with Marissa. Hey Ryan, remember when you were kind of badass and you wore wrist cuffs and got into fights? Ryan lies that he hasn't left, even though he's sitting in the parking lot. Mansion. Seriously. Marissa gets all of her wordly posessions packed u...I mea...
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Fake Plastic Boobs: May 2005
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Thursday, May 26, 2005. Bo and Daisy Duke It Out, American Idol Finale Part 2. I always love watching. Finale pre-shows because its the ultimate showcase of B-List stars. And I love B-list stars. I wish Tim Matheson would have been there, but we got David Hasselhoff instead. And a sober Courtney Love. Someone take a picture. I really like Courtney Love, mainly because I used to have an obsession with that Hole song, "Make Me Over." Courtney Love has never watched. Is that show still on? So you might want...
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Fake Plastic Boobs: March 2005
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Thursday, March 31, 2005. Talk To The Manicured Hand, Boyfriend. Apparently there's only room for one dancing, eye-liner wearing, pretty boy, pouty lips, snooty-pants, indie rock band. And if Brandon Flowers has anything to say about it, it ain't gonna be The Bravery. Look at a band like the Bravery. They're signed because we're a band," Flowers said. "I've heard rumors about [members of] that band being in a different kind of band, and how do you defend that? Oh snap. I know he did not. So basically, Fl...
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Fake Plastic Boobs: November 2005
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005. Its incredibly old news by now but the spawn. Of Tomkat has landed and rumor has it that it's a boy, ensuring that the tradition of paying off young actresses and impregnating them will be passed down the line. It's a beautiful thing really. We tried to warn Katie. Obviously to no avail. But Nicole Kidman knows what's up:. That's called an upgrade, kids. And Talan from Laguna Beach were engaged (Random! But now they're not. Dunzo! I'm looking at you Jessica. Celebrity Children...
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Fake Plastic Boobs: August 2005
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Monday, August 29, 2005. Top Ten Reasons the MTV VMA's Should Have Been Postponed Indefinitely. 10) The unvieling off the Hilary Duff/ Joel Madden relationship. To quote Seth Cohen, Holy, unholy alliances. I could care less who either is dating. But how big of a famewhore do you have to be to have an official coming out party for your relationship on national fucking television? Does Mc Hammer have a new album? A new line of gold parachute pants? What's with the resurrection? Paris Hilton/ Bow Wow bling-...
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Fake Plastic Boobs: January 2006
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Saturday, January 28, 2006. Celebrity Crush(es) of the Month: The Dudes. I love comedians. Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Aziz Ansari.there's something sexy about a guy who can make you laugh your ass off. Of course it doesn't hurt when they're cute as hell. Enter Andy Samberg. Words cannot express how much I love the SNL short "Lazy Sunday (The Chronic-What! You met Gilbert Godfrey, That's Kablamo! Posted by The Plastics @ 11:21 AM. View my complete profile. Open Letters To Famous People.
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Fake Plastic Boobs: September 2005
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Friday, September 23, 2005. Celebrity Crush of the week, Josh Schwartz. Josh Schwartz isn't your typical celebrity. He isn't partying with Nicole Ritchie on the weekends or getting blow jobs from Paris (although she was on the show.bribery? We try not to think of such things.) I'm not even sure that he is a celebrity. But is that stopping me? Oh no Because Josh Schwartz is a cute Jewish man who just happened to create The O.C. This makes him my boyfriend. Check Seth being adorable and sarcastic? Yes, we ...
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Fake Plastic Boobs: April 2005
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Thursday, April 28, 2005. More Entertaining Than People, Less Credibility Than Us Weekly: FPB Entertainment News. American Idol is so controversial, kids. It was recently reported that fan favorite, Bo Bice, was charged with marijuana posession. In June 2001. Just weeks ago it was reported that top 5 finalist, Scott Savol, was charged with domestic violence. Second season. Reject (and I do mean. Freeeaky), Corey Clark, voiced allegations that he had an affair with judge, Paula Abdul. What's next? Tim Mat...
