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Typesetters Workshop: His and Her Prayers
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Monday, 26 February 2007. His and Her Prayers. Before I lay me down to sleep,. I pray for a man, who's not a creep,. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind? My Take On Life.
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Typesetters Workshop: Been busy
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Friday, 23 February 2007. Missed a couple of days postings, so I'll just drop a couple of lines in here so you all know I'm still alive and kicking. It's 11.20pm and I'm still at work and getting ready to go home but I thought I'd just have a look at other 'Old Farts' sites and stumbled on a goodie. Called 'Old Farts Strike Back' http:/ www.tradestars.net/blog/. Go and have a look, its funny and well laid out, just goes to show us oldies can still hack it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Cyber Sex - ...
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Typesetters Workshop: Still hiding away
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Wednesday, 28 February 2007. Usually at this time of year I go around the pubs I visited over Christmas and the New Year, to apologise for my behaviour. This year is different for several reasons. I have the excuse of a house move just before Christmas which as I explained to everyone who asked, was too much of a strain to allow me to enjoy the holiday, I was too exhausted to enjoy the partying and drinking. In truth I am still trying to get over the deep embarrassment of my behaviour the year before.
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Typesetters Workshop: Today I will be experimenting
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Saturday, 17 February 2007. Today I will be experimenting. Of people, compared to the millions that are available today. Trying to concentrate on this while Arsenal play Blackburn in the FA Cup on TV is difficult and frustrating, I would prefer to watch the football, especially Arsenal, who are my favourite team and an absolute dream to watch. Weather today is superb after all the rain, snow and cold, its a typical Spring day and the garden is shouting at me to go outside and do some necessary. Why We Lo...
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Typesetters Workshop: Crack in the Airplane window..Unbelievable!
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Monday, 26 February 2007. Crack in the Airplane window.Unbelievable! Pretty scary as USAir. Is one the predominant. Carriers in our little market. This is scary for anyone who travels frequently by plane! Actual crack in a US Airways DC-9 window frame! Fliers beware of the sub standard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a DC-9. I'll definitely think twice before flying USAir. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Take On Life.
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Typesetters Workshop: THE NEW "AGEING" ALPHABET
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Monday, 26 February 2007. THE NEW "AGEING" ALPHABET. A is for apple, and B is for Boat,. That used to be right, but now it won't float. Age before beauty is what we once said,. But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now, A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,. C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac. D is for dental decay and decline;. E is for eyesight, can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention,. G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention. I for incisions with scars you can show.
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Typesetters Workshop: Why We Love Children. Cooked slowly in a moderate oven they taste just like chicken.
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Monday, 26 February 2007. Why We Love Children. Cooked slowly in a moderate oven they taste just like chicken. 1 A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. How do you know that the cat was dead? She asked her pupil. Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. The teacher exclaimed in surprise. You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went ' Pssst. And it didn't move.". 2 A small boy is sent to bed by his father. I told you NO! A lon...
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Typesetters Workshop: Birds and Bees Chat
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Monday, 26 February 2007. Birds and Bees Chat. A little boy goes to his father and asks. Daddy, how was I born? Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My Take On Life. Subscribe Now: Feed Icon. Subscribe in a reader. FREE 'FontNuke'...
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Typesetters Workshop: Suicidal Railways
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Sunday, 25 February 2007. THE POINTS WERE 30 YEARS OLD. A 30-YEAR-OLD set of points was last night being blamed for the Cumbria. They are believed to have broken apart as the Virgin high-speed train thundered into them at 95mph, causing carriages to jump off the track. Investigators are believed to be looking at whether nuts and bolts on the points had come undone after there were reports of loose bolts found near the scene. Chief executive of Network Rail, said: "A points failure can be due to various c...
