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Death sentence for killer pedophile Tom Cruise | The Daily Week
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Sunday, September 13th, 2009. Death sentence for killer pedophile Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise faces death by lethal injection as his punishment for his role in the savage slayings of dozens of small children, if he ever commits this crime, which, so far, he hasn’t. Nielsen pollster Wendy Gleece said that the survey should be a stark warning to Cruise. 8220;As a celebrity, Cruise is not less culpable than other citizens. If anything, he is more so,” said the court, in a tersely worded majority opinio...But, in...
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8220;Author Archive”. In a statement that shocked sports fans around the world, FIFA president Sepp Blatter admitted yesterday that the goals in professional soccer are all faked, and that the game exists only to sell socks. “Soccer is now, and has always been, about socks,” said Blatter. “The goals, the running around on the grass, the fouls, […]. July 7th, 2010 Posted in Headlines. Read More ». My sordid life as a rock idol Bingo’s Banana Splits shocker. April 26th, 2010 Posted in Entertainment. Rescue...
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8220;Author Archive”. Canadiens use Voodoo to Defeat Capitals. The eighth place Montreal Canadiens defeated the regular season NHL champion Washington Capitals in game seven of their first round playoff matchup in one of the biggest upsets in NHL history yesterday. Most believe the team came up with a little something extra to win the series, but insiders believe that something extra was voodoo […]. April 29th, 2010 Posted in Headlines. Read More ». Canadiens use Voodoo to Defeat Capitals.
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Canadiens use Voodoo to Defeat Capitals | The Daily Week
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Thursday, April 29th, 2010. Posted by Scoop Lunsky. Canadiens use Voodoo to Defeat Capitals. The eighth place Montreal Canadiens defeated the regular season NHL champion Washington Capitals in game seven of their first round playoff matchup in one of the biggest upsets in NHL history yesterday. Most believe the team came up with a little something extra to win the series, but insiders believe that something extra was voodoo magic. Canadiens team doctor, Jean Parook who recently joined the team from his n...
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You are browsing entries filed in “Sports”. In a statement that shocked sports fans around the world, FIFA president Sepp Blatter admitted yesterday that the goals in professional soccer are all faked, and that the game exists only to sell socks. “Soccer is now, and has always been, about socks,” said Blatter. “The goals, the running around on the grass, the fouls, […]. July 7th, 2010 Posted in Headlines. Read More ». Canadiens use Voodoo to Defeat Capitals. April 29th, 2010 Posted in Headlines. Airliner...
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Entertainment | The Daily Week
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You are browsing entries filed in “Entertainment”. My sordid life as a rock idol Bingo’s Banana Splits shocker. It’s been over 40 years since the smash sixties rock group The Banana Splits rocked the charts and the airwaves with their infectious fire station menagerie sound. But now, drummer Bingo has rocked the music establishment with his revelations about the band’s shocking, sordid, secret life. From the outside, we had it all, said Bingo, […]. April 26th, 2010 Posted in Entertainment. Tom Cruise fac...
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Headlines | The Daily Week
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You are browsing entries filed in “Headlines”. In a statement that shocked sports fans around the world, FIFA president Sepp Blatter admitted yesterday that the goals in professional soccer are all faked, and that the game exists only to sell socks. “Soccer is now, and has always been, about socks,” said Blatter. “The goals, the running around on the grass, the fouls, […]. July 7th, 2010 Posted in Headlines. Read More ». Canadiens use Voodoo to Defeat Capitals. April 29th, 2010 Posted in Headlines. KABUL...
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Early humans bred with many types of animals says donut store regular | The Daily Week
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Wednesday, April 21st, 2010. Early humans bred with many types of animals says donut store regular. Guest Editorial by Callum from Donut Donuts. Fact: Humans bred with animals. I know what you’re thinking. No way. But, yes, because – think about it – there must have been a first human, right? So, before that they were all animals, right? So – who did that human breed with? Stands to reason. Some guy comes along and finds he’s the first human – he would. To – that’s the Hippocratic Oath. It was part human.
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World not realistic enough say reality show fans | The Daily Week
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Friday, September 18th, 2009. World not realistic enough say reality show fans. Reviews from reality show fans suggest that the real world falls short of their expectations, and unless steps are taken quickly to improve the situation, they will give up on it. The rules of the company were also poorly defined, complained Narwhal. 8220;When I started work there, there were more than one hundred other employees, but at the end of a year, most of them were still there, except for a few on mat leave. Hard...
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Airliner stuck aloft in volcanic cloud | The Daily Week
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Thursday, April 22nd, 2010. Airliner stuck aloft in volcanic cloud. Rescuers continued efforts to free the airliner which became lodged in the cloud of ash on Wednesday evening. The plane struck the ashbar while cruising at 40,000 feet, minutes after Captain Chesley Sully Sullenberger caught sight of the cloud, believed to be fallout from the recent Icelandic volcano eruption. Nothing worked, said Sullenberg. We’re really stuck good up here. The plane is basically being held up by its tail and wing, said...
