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Not About Marquis Grissom: September 2011

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Not About Marquis Grissom. Saturday, September 03, 2011. Sometimes it's better not to ask. The Scene: A small roadside cafe an hour outside of Reykjavik. The Players: Two American tourists and a waitress. Waitress: So, I have to ask, where are you guys from? Me: New York City, you ever been? Waitress: Of course, I'm actually from Seattle. She goes to get the check and the guys, surprised to find out she's American, consider whether or not to press the issue. She comes back.). Me: Seattle, really?

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Not About Marquis Grissom: Interracial Separated at Birth

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Not About Marquis Grissom. Wednesday, May 12, 2010. Interracial Separated at Birth. The best one I've seen since Barry Sanders. And that guy Noah. Labels: separated at birth. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. The Best of Marquis. There was an error in this gadget. Videos I made or starred in. Not About Delino DeShields. It was all a meme. Death/Media Incarnate Made Real in Text Form. Give Me a Balcony. Rockets in the night. My neck, my blog. Stop Shaking the Baby.

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Not About Delino DeShields: Guy with a Hole in His Head and his Friend

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Not About Delino DeShields. Saturday, October 25, 2014. Guy with a Hole in His Head and his Friend. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head. A fucking parking ticket? Jesus - I need that like a need a hole in the head. Guy with a Hole in his Head:. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head. Forgot. I mean, ya know, I need that like I need, uh, Parkinson's Disease. Guy with a Hole in his Head:. Come on man, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's last week. We talked about this. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head:.

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Not About Delino DeShields: October 2013

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Not About Delino DeShields. Saturday, October 19, 2013. Scene from J. Crew. Hey man, you find everything you were looking for? Actually I was looking for this pink gingham shirt in a size small, but I don't see any. Sorry about that man, I'll go check in the back. J Crew Employee heads to the back storage room]. Not "Sir" but "man"! I've still got it - I'm young, I'm hip! No, no, we'll go to Glasslands - much younger! J Crew Employee's Inner Monologue:. Here you go, man. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Not About Delino DeShields: Dan's True Stories: L.A. Edition

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Not About Delino DeShields. Thursday, May 08, 2014. Dan's True Stories: L.A. Edition. I'm stewing in the apartment alone when I see on Instagram that a guy who went to my school only for senior year - an Alpha-male star basketball player who I barely knew - is having a sale of his swimsuit line in Orange County, a 1.5 hr drive in weekend traffic. Fuck it, anything for a little human contact! He has a look of "I don't remember this guy at all," but says "Riiiight! Crazy seeing you here, Dan.". Ooooh we're...

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Not About Delino DeShields: Guy who buys plane tickets just to go to the airport sushi bar

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Not About Delino DeShields. Tuesday, August 26, 2014. Guy who buys plane tickets just to go to the airport sushi bar. Announcer: Final boarding call for flight 273 to Los Angeles. the gate has closed for flight 273, there will be no more boarding. Guy At Sushi Bar (jokingly): Whoops, looks like I missed my flight! Guy At Sushi Bar and Sushi Chef share a laugh]. Guy At Sushi Bar: Another three yellowtails, my friend. Sushi Chef: Wait - Los Angeles? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). It Was All a Meme.

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Not About Marquis Grissom: How do I know that I'm not a Digital Native?

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Not About Marquis Grissom. Wednesday, February 10, 2010. How do I know that I'm not a Digital Native? I still say goodbye in gchat. You see, digital natives are always connected, so they're never really there and they're never really not there. Meanwhile, I can still remember the dark days of a pre-ChatRoulette universe. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. The Best of Marquis. There was an error in this gadget. Videos I made or starred in. Not About Delino DeShields.

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Not About Marquis Grissom: King Cong

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Not About Marquis Grissom. Thursday, September 23, 2010. To the beat of " King Kong. King Cong in the van,. He'll tell you how this began. See you see life, can't see the seams. Way you see life, ain't what it seems. Let's take the double B. Let me tell you what people told me. Your guac's too soft-y. Your goal's too loft-y. Salsa taste like gas unleaded. But I had to stay true. To the Fresh-Mex I knew. Get a 2-star YDN review. So I opened the cantina. Every time a kid left, I always said "See ya".

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Not About Delino DeShields: Rep. Fred Upton's reaction to the Kate Upton nude photo hack

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Not About Delino DeShields. Tuesday, September 02, 2014. Rep Fred Upton's reaction to the Kate Upton nude photo hack. To reporters): This is OUTRAGEOUS! That my niece would have her privacy VIOLATED like this? I'll find the monsters who did this and bring them to justice. Later, when no one else is in the office]. Pulls up the Upton pix]. To himself, dick in his hands): Look at the jugs on that girl. If it's wrong to want to bone your niece, I don't wanna be riiiiight! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Not About Marquis Grissom: September 2010

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Not About Marquis Grissom. Thursday, September 23, 2010. This is why we can't have nice things. Listening to Econtalk on the way to work today, another Jew was angry. About the economy and making some pretty valid points when all of a sudden I just couldn't take it anymore. I put on "For No One" and all my cares just melted away. Links to this post. To the beat of " King Kong. King Cong in the van,. He'll tell you how this began. See you see life, can't see the seams. Way you see life, ain't what it seems.