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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: Dig: Venti Non-Fat, No-Whip Mocha Latte from Starbuck's
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Thursday, October 27, 2005. Dig: Venti Non-Fat, No-Whip Mocha Latte from Starbuck's. Sweet baby Jesus, that stuff is wicked good! Sometimes I go through the drive-thru where Sarah gives me my daily fix. Other times, I go into the grocery store to see my other source. Mr. Mocha (the monkey) hops on my back wearing his little Starbuck's hat and t-shirt and off we go to get our VentiNonfatNowhipMocha. Do NOT come between me and my VentiNonfatNowhipMocha! Picture a mama bear and ...
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: October 2008
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Friday, October 31, 2008. Hate: Other People in Meetings. OK, where was I? 160;How about using only 50 words instead of 10000000? 160;TWTMG also chews his fingernails. Or, should I say, fingernubs? 160;Now, I ain't perfect (surprising, I know) and I chew my fingernails too but I sure don't do it in meetings! 160;Hey, Interrupter - shut the fuck up! Of course, these days we also have Mr. Cell Phone Bastard. Mr. CPB loves his phone. He's got goofy r...160;I know that you are...
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: April 2009
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Wednesday, April 15, 2009. Hey, look who's back! 160;It's Mr. Bloggenheimer himself! 160;I actually had someone ask me where I've been for so long (since my last post on 10/31) and I felt all guilty that my legions of fans were up all night waiting for my next post. It's not that I haven't hated, dug, or didn't get anything in the last six months, I just didn't take the time to share it with you. My apologies. 160;Surely, that's not true! There's a new tactic that people ar...
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: Hate: Not Having any Musical Ability
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Friday, February 08, 2008. Hate: Not Having any Musical Ability. You know how some people can sing and play the piano or guitar or cello or flute or the sousaphone or even the cow bell? And it sounds like music? You know - those people that actually have a right side of their brain? Anyway, I'm clearly scarred emotionally by this experience with my mother and someday when the police psychologist is trying to talk me down from the ledge it will all make sense. And so, like any...
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: April 2008
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Tuesday, April 22, 2008. Hate: The Number of Words on the Shampoo Bottle. With Pam, I would go right back to bed and enjoy my new found wealth at a more civilized hour like 10:30. And yet the shampoo people expect me to read their stupid bottles in the shower. Inconceivable (that's a Princess Bride reference for all you Andre The Giant fans out there)! Keep It Simple, Stupid! What are you, a heathen? Aren't the ingredients really just "shampoo"? Remember when there was a big ...
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: Hate: Other People in Meetings
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Friday, October 31, 2008. Hate: Other People in Meetings. OK, where was I? 160;How about using only 50 words instead of 10000000? 160;TWTMG also chews his fingernails. Or, should I say, fingernubs? 160;Now, I ain't perfect (surprising, I know) and I chew my fingernails too but I sure don't do it in meetings! 160;Hey, Interrupter - shut the fuck up! Of course, these days we also have Mr. Cell Phone Bastard. Mr. CPB loves his phone. He's got goofy r...160;I know that you are...
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: May 2008
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Sunday, May 18, 2008. Dig: Being a Tree-Hugger. I pick up litter. Not all of it but if I see a Snickers wrapper on the ground, I might just pick it up. As you know from a previous post. I don't really understand littering so I'm kind of enabling the inconsiderate assholes who throw their crap on the ground. That means you, Mr. Smoker-Man. Because the mug is a grande size, not venti. Third, the nice people at S'buck's take a cool ten cents off the price for using my own mu...
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: Hate: Game Shows
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Monday, April 30, 2007. You know that song from the Sound of Music that goes "these are a few of my favorite things"? Yeah, well, the few things below are from the song that goes "these are a few of things that suck.". Deal or No Deal:. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me - again? Could Alex Trebek be a bigger pompous ass? Anything on During the Day:. Let's name a few of them, shall we? Again with the tic-tac-toe! Host: OK, Mr. Contestant, which celebrity would you lik...
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get: Dig: Old School Saturday Morning Cartoons
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Things I Hate/Dig/Don't Get. Sunday, March 16, 2008. Dig: Old School Saturday Morning Cartoons. You know how much I dig TV. Despite stupid game shows. I take great pleasure in sitting in front of the boob tube letting my mind turn to mush. Don't get me wrong, there ain't much on the old telly that does much to make me smarter with the exception of some of the stuff on the Discovery Channel ("Bone Marrow is Your Friend! And what makes your mind mushier than a quality Bugs Bunny cartoon? See you at noon!
