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Is written by Matt. Or leave a trackback: Trackback URL. November 8, 2010 at 1:52 pm. Do you have a job? Do you want one? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out.
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Smote! | To the Max!
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Laquo; Excusefest 2011. February 10, 2011. So two weeks ago my bod finally collapsed under the pressure of being so rockin all the time and caught a cold. I know what you’re thinking. And you’re right. It. Bullshit. If my bod were a child and I were its father, this is the point at which I would refuse to look it in the eye. My physician Dr. Randomhobo swears by the ability of positive thinking to overcome any illness. “Look at me! Just think happy thoughts, y’all! Me: Ugh. Dude. I’m sick dude. Me: You s...
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October | 2010 | To the Max!
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Archives for the month of: October, 2010. Blockbuster Wants Me Dead. October 27, 2010. It was that crazy medieval film peddler from the pre-Internet Dark Ages. Also, I’m fairly certain it was secretly run by a crooked arm of the Catholic Church, since it was the only movie shop in town without an “adult” section. (Hear that, teens? Back in the day, if we wanted to see sweet bewbage, we had to sit on each other’s shoulders with a big trench and sneak into seedy porn rooms! It was Blockbuster. At least...
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January | 2011 | To the Max!
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Archives for the month of: January, 2011. January 6, 2011. Do you guys know what vlogs are? They’re like blogs but with videos instead of writing. Think of an extra long version of a reality show confessional. Only instead of “I’m not here to make friends”, they’re all, “I’m here to make friends! 8221; The reason I bring up vlogs is because I once read that they almost always open with some version of the phrase “sorry I haven’t posted in a while . 1 I overdosed on 5-Hour Emergen-C. This year I tried to ...
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February | 2011 | To the Max!
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Archives for the month of: February, 2011. February 10, 2011. So two weeks ago my bod finally collapsed under the pressure of being so rockin all the time and caught a cold. I know what you’re thinking. And you’re right. It. Bullshit. If my bod were a child and I were its father, this is the point at which I would refuse to look it in the eye. My physician Dr. Randomhobo swears by the ability of positive thinking to overcome any illness. “Look at me! Just think happy thoughts, y’all! Me: No, it’s stupid.
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Excusefest 2011 | To the Max!
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Laquo; Thanksgiving Mind Bullets. January 6, 2011. Do you guys know what vlogs are? They’re like blogs but with videos instead of writing. Think of an extra long version of a reality show confessional. Only instead of “I’m not here to make friends”, they’re all, “I’m here to make friends! 8221; The reason I bring up vlogs is because I once read that they almost always open with some version of the phrase “sorry I haven’t posted in a while . 1 I overdosed on 5-Hour Emergen-C. This year I tried to steal Ch...
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Break it Down | To the Max!
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2/10/2011 – Smote! 1/6/2011 – Excusefest 2011. 11/21/2010 – Thanksgiving Mind Bullets. 10/27/2010 – Blockbuster Wants me Dead. 10/11/2010 – The Ladies of Saved by the Bell: Place Ya Bets. 9/12/2010 – Fight! My Roommate vs The Homeless. 8/24/2010 – Bazai! Or; The Ant with Junk Rage. 8/15/2010 – The check is in the mail, right? 8/8/2010 – What’s it gonna be, girl? An R&B Album (in Haikus). 7/31/2010 – Old Spice and the A-Team: A Comparative Essay. 7/28/2010 – Meet me out by the flagpole, Cleverbot.
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September | 2010 | To the Max!
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Archives for the month of: September, 2010. My Roommate vs The Homeless. September 12, 2010. Two weeks ago I threw on my leather and raced my Segway out of the South forever. This devastated Brandy, the stripper who always said I was her cutest client. (She stole my credit card before I left. Probably to have something,. To remember me by. Sorry, babe. C’est la vie.). I pay a hundred and fifty bucks for jeans that are all ripped and. What kind of stupid idiot would pay that much for jeans! I shouted, hig...
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June | 2010 | To the Max!
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Archives for the month of: June, 2010. Your move, soccer. June 30, 2010. Until this year’s World Cup, I never once actually sat down and watched a soccer game unless A.) It was a girl’s soccer game and I was stalking I mean courting one of the players or B.) I was drunk enough to classify as more of a bleacher decoration than an actual spectator. Or both. Now this felt very strange to me as a red, white, and blue blooded American. But what can I say? It’s pretty widely known that the crappiness/unpopular...
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August | 2010 | To the Max!
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Archives for the month of: August, 2010. Or; The Ant with Junk Rage. August 24, 2010. The world is a magical place filled with wonder and Mila Kunis and S’mores. Unfortunately, the world is also a horrible place filled with stabby hobos and Mila Kunis’ boyfriend (which would be great except the two never seem to cross paths). Point is, you have to take the good with the bad. The Ant with Junk Rage. I imagine that when the shadow of my giant leg fell upon the ant, he had just gotten out of a junk-rage-aho...