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On The Run, Mid-South Most Wanted: Sobriety Test

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010. A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car? I juggle them in my act.". Says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch. Wow" says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Joke of the Day. Nothing but the kids. Did you know this?

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On The Run, Mid-South Most Wanted: January 2010

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Thursday, January 21, 2010. Credit card company call. A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright.”. 8220;Yes,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.” “Why didn’t you report your card as stolen? 8221; asked the card company representative. The man replied, “Well, whoever stole my card is spending a lot less than my wife! Wednesday, January 20, 2010. Along the way...

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On The Run, Mid-South Most Wanted: He Didn't come to see me

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Monday, January 18, 2010. He Didn't come to see me. A politician was walking home from the county courthouse the evening of Election Day when he came upon a young boy sitting on the curb, bawling his eyes out. Why are you crying? My dad died," the boy replied. That's terrible, when did it happen? Five years ago," the boy said. And you are still this upset? It's not that," the boy said. "It's just that my dad voted today, but he didn't come to see me.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Joke of the Day.

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On The Run, Mid-South Most Wanted: Here is a...

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Joke of the Day. Nothing but the kids. Stars that died this year. Did you know this? Credit card company call. If we were speeding,. He Didnt come to see me. How long is your flight to? Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills . Do you know what today is?

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On The Run, Mid-South Most Wanted: Lawyer Jokes

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010. A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him: Atty., what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat? Of course, I’ll make the owner pay for it! The butcher said: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dog. The Lawyer replied: very well, just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice, I’ll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Joke of the Day. Nothing but the kids.

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On The Run, Mid-South Most Wanted: I didn't know

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010. A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the. Hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death. Experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up? God said, "No, you. Have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon. Recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,. Liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she. Figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she.

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On The Run, Mid-South Most Wanted: One Hundred Percent

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010. Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten. People die of the disease you have. "Yours is the tenth case I've treated;. The others all died.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Joke of the Day. Nothing but the kids. Stars that died this year. Did you know this? Credit card company call. If we were speeding,. He Didnt come to see me. How long is your flight to? Do you know what today is?

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Mortgage 101: January 2008

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The Mortgage Officer, needs help. Tuesday, January 8, 2008. The Mortgage Industry is confusing. Nothing in life is easy, for starters. Then you have to realize that you have a Knowledge gap. What is a knowledge gap, not having enough information to help you succeed in the mortgage business? How much information do I need? Great question, more than you will ever know. The credit application will be your first hurdle. How do I get one? So now I am going to give you more numbers for every 10 credit applicat...

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Mortgage 101: Why the Mortgage Industry

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The Mortgage Officer, needs help. Tuesday, October 6, 2009. Why the Mortgage Industry. Lets be be honest thousands of people have a way to do it, but does it work? Just so you understand the mortgage industry is tough, the mortgage industry has one of the highest turnover rate. Plus the job is 100% commission, that means if you don't close a loan you don't get paid! Why you ask, because most mortgage company's pay every 2 weeks and if you loan has not closed by the deadline day you will have to wait 2 mo...