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capture the beast: Newsday Poll shows serious skepticism, turtle fixation
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Friday, August 1, 2008. Newsday Poll shows serious skepticism, turtle fixation. Newsday is running a poll. To see what people think the monster is. We voted for "unknown sea creature" (natch) but we're saddened that a majority of the respondents think the monster is a photoshop. C'mon! A lot of people also think that we created the monster. Also bizarre: 22.7% think it's a turtle without a shell. Are you serious. August 2, 2008 at 3:13 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Dispatches from the Front.
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capture the beast: LIVE FROM MONTAUK
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Friday, August 1, 2008. Venom Energy Drink presents:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click here to read the official press release. Dispatches from the Front. Eric striffler's montauk monster watch. Coast to Coast AM. The Monster's blog at Huff Po. Where do you think the Montauk Monster will strike next? Happy trails from Venom Energy Drink. until we m. Reminder: bounty still up for grabs. Mailbag, Issue #1. Monster appears on toast. This is how you do it. Montauk Monster Hypothesis #3.
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capture the beast: Montauk Monster Hypothesis #2
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Thursday, July 31, 2008. Montauk Monster Hypothesis #2. Hypothesis: the Montauk Monster is a sleestak from Land of the Lost. Send us your hypothesis: capturethebeast@gmail.com. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click here to read the official press release. Dispatches from the Front. Eric striffler's montauk monster watch. Coast to Coast AM. The Monster's blog at Huff Po. Where do you think the Montauk Monster will strike next? Government denies involvement with Monster, sugges. View my complete profile.
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capture the beast: Monster appears on toast
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Sunday, August 3, 2008. Monster appears on toast. Well, according to that Newsday poll (it's still running) most people who think that the beak monster is an animal of some kind think that it's a turtle. Well can a turtle do THIS. Yeah, exactly. NO. The monster has appeared on this slice of toast. In Oklahoma. Monster toast. And the dude to whom the monster toast appeared is selling it on eBay. Maybe we'll buy it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click here to read the official press release.
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capture the beast: New photograph of the Montauk Monster
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Friday, August 1, 2008. New photograph of the Montauk Monster. Loren Coleman of Cryptomundo sends along word of a new picture of the monster, taken from a totally different angle. This definitely bolsters our sleestak hypothesis. To my eye. Head over to Cryptomundo to see it in higher resolution. My friend thinks its a chickplatatee. For more info text 403-831-3707. May 15, 2009 at 3:37 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click here to read the official press release. Dispatches from the Front.
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capture the beast: Bounty still unclaimed!
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Friday, August 1, 2008. Don't forget monster hunters: the lifetime supply of Venom Energy Drink. Payable upon the capture of a live Montauk Monster still unclaimed. If you've got proof of your successful capture, send it to us at capturethebeast@gmail.com. And we'll examine it carefully for veracity, truthfulness, consistency. We've received a fair amount of email from people who have evidence that they have caught other monsters. If you have caught:. The loch ness monster. August 1, 2008 at 12:42 PM.
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capture the beast: Montauk Monster Hypothesis #3
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Friday, August 1, 2008. Montauk Monster Hypothesis #3. Justin T. writes: I think it looks like a Beipiaosaurus, a type of dino-bird. I have attached a drawing of one in this email. Hmm If it's a beipiaosaurus, it's the meatiest beipiaosaurus we've ever seen. Although admittedly, the only beipiaosaurus we've ever seen is in the picture Justin T. sent in. It could just be a flattering angle. Send us your hypothesis: capturethebeast@gmail.com. It is a wild boar. August 4, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Coast to Coast AM.
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capture the beast: Reminder: bounty still up for grabs
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Sunday, August 3, 2008. Reminder: bounty still up for grabs. Keep in mind people: Venom Energy Drink is still prepared to deliver a lifetime supply of Venom. To the intrepid individual who can bring in a Montauk monster alive. In the future, there will be no currency, only Venom. And then your lifetime supply of Venom will make you the richest person in the world. Think about it. From the photos, Special Report. August 4, 2008 at 9:44 PM. August 7, 2008 at 9:05 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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capture the beast: August 2008
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Monday, August 11, 2008. Happy trails from Venom Energy Drink. until we meet again. Well monster hunters, it's been a pretty memorable ride here at the Capture the Beast blog. Ultimately no one caught a Montauk Monster, though many tried, and for that, we admire your bravery, fearlessness, and other synonyms of bravery. What was the Montauk beakmonster? Maybe it was a sleestak. Maybe it was a turtle. Maybe it really was a hideous monster from the darkest depths of the ocean. We might never know. I have d...
