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Magazines and Mail | fluff
https://pikespeakdenise.wordpress.com/2008/10/06/magazines-and-mail
October 6, 2008 in Uncategorized. Later on, I’m yelling at the right person who uses her husband’s miles, telling her about the junk mail flow that such subscriptions cause. And sure enough, the mail box started piling up with all kinds of mommy crap that subscribers to Working Mother magazine certainly have no time to read! Well, now MY miles are about to expire. I took ONE trip. Here’s what I can afford to send my friend:. Which would be funniest? Outside My Window and Inside My Heart.
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She Knows | fluff
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October 7, 2013 in Uncategorized. 8220;Dad told me all about your life in Florida,” she said in an accusatory tone while glaring at me out of the corner of her eye. Crap Think, think. What did he tell her? Was it the time I overindulged at ladies’ night and was carried off of the table on which I was dancing by a bouncer? No, he doesn’t even know about that. 8220;Um, what part? 8220;I know everything.”. 8220;No, honey.”. My turn to pause for effect. 8220;Oh fine, make it worse.”. Enter your comment here.
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Bad Day | fluff
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September 17, 2008 in Uncategorized. I will NOT “succumb to the path of fear” but will remember to live life to the fullest! But I also scheduled a mammogram today. Outside My Window and Inside My Heart. Comments feed for this article. September 19, 2008 at 10:26 am. Good luck on the old boob-squish machine. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out.
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Oh look, my blog’s still here. | fluff
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Oh look, my blog’s still here. January 16, 2009 in Uncategorized. I figured they would have kicked me out for taking up space with inactivity by now. Until then…. 1 My uncle once: freaked me out by sounding just like my dead father. 2 Never in my life: have I wanted to sky dive. 3 When I was five: I thought the Stanley Hotel was the White House. 4 High school was: fine. 5 I will never forget: my childhood phone number. 6 I once met: Elvis. Okay, it was an impersonator. 9 By noon, I’m usually: hungry.
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Karma’s a Bitch | fluff
https://pikespeakdenise.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/cat-scratch-fever-or-karmas-a-bitch
Karma’s a Bitch. April 11, 2013 in Evil Streak. Hey, Denise/PPD/That Girl. Why no blog? Because of the job. Ain’t nobody got time for that now! However, I shall briefly share my cat bite irony for those who care (Maleesha). Best-looking applicant thus far comes into the office and is discussing a VA loan. Not only is he eligible for VA financing, but he also receives VA disability income. After he left I said to my boss, “He doesn’t look disabled to me.”. It’s not doing better. Granted resting ...And now...
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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet? | fluff
https://pikespeakdenise.wordpress.com/2010/08/28/a-rose-by-any-other-name-would-smell-as-sweet
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet? August 28, 2010 in Uncategorized. 8220;What’s in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet.”. When Mike and I found out that we were having a girl, we immediately knew what we would call her. It was predetermined, like Paul, named for Michael’s father. (Which is also all over the Canada family tree, so it was in.) But during those kid-free years we wondered, what about a girl, what would we call her? I didn’t know any pe...
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December 12, 2007 in The Best of That Girl. Oh no, now I have to go pondering The Wink all over again. About two weeks ago I experienced an Uncomfortable Wink. Why did they wink at me? What did I say? Do they just wink all the time? No, I’ve known this person for years, and never before the wink. Can everyone else wink? I can’t wink. Which is the number reason for feeling uncomfortable when other people do. It’s like knowing that most people can sing fairly well and I cannot. I should be cleaning the hou...
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The Bar Fight aka Pole Dancing | fluff
https://pikespeakdenise.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/the-bar-fight-aka-pole-dancing
The Bar Fight aka Pole Dancing. August 7, 2008 in Really Stupid Stuff Only I Could Do. I went to the dentist on Monday. Just dropped right in. Kind of an emergency, even though the accident happened nine days earlier. They said to come back at 2:00. 2:00 Nice lady who takes the x-rays asks, “What were you doing, pole dancing? A small miscommunication, but at least now I could make up a really funny story about the incident! Finally I need to pee. I sneak a look in the mirror. DAMN! I look just like those...
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Don’t Call Me, I’ll Call You | fluff
https://pikespeakdenise.wordpress.com/2010/12/03/dont-call-me-ill-call-you
Don’t Call Me, I’ll Call You. December 3, 2010 in Evil Streak. I hate the telephone. Can’t you just e-mail me? With today’s technology, even if it’s a time sensitive matter, you could text. But don’t text me if it’s going to require constant back and forth texting, I hate that, worse that using the phone. If the President calls me, will my caller ID say “Red Phone? 1) Will e-mail work? If yes, there you go. If no, first reconsider, as I check my e-mail daily, then go to step two. If yes, now consider whe...
