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Robbed! | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on February 6, 2009. BugEyes hasn’t been locking / closing the door completely when he leaves the apartment. Jman left a long note to BugEyes regarding this problem. SoySauce takes everything of value from the living room and puts it in a clothes hamper / buries them with clothes. 2 4 Wii games. 4 3 Xbox360 games. 5 3 Xbox360 Controllers. 6 4 GameCube controllers. 8 Terabyte external HD. 9 5 PS3 Games. Laquo; Sass factor.
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April | 2009 | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on April 3, 2009. SoySauce wanted to go home today, he had sent out a text to his friend the previous night, probably around 2-3am. Today, at around 8pm, way after his friend had already left to drive back home, he gets a text. SS’s Friend: “Hey, what does going good mean? SoySauce: “Who asked you that? SoySauce realizes that maybe…*. SoySauce looks at his outbox on his phone, sees the message that was supposed to ask.
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LuLu Rage | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on January 17, 2009. A party was going on upstairs, started around 10pm. It’s still going. It’s not annoying, its the guy’s bday, I can sleep through loud music. However, LuLu had a fit. Jman: Hey, What’s up? SoySauce: The party upstairs is interesting, two apartments, one has the asians, other has white people (sausage fest in TwelveTen). SoySauce: Yeah, just looked around, they ran out of booze a little while ago, haha. I have to stud...
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Text Fail | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on April 3, 2009. SoySauce wanted to go home today, he had sent out a text to his friend the previous night, probably around 2-3am. Today, at around 8pm, way after his friend had already left to drive back home, he gets a text. SS’s Friend: “Hey, what does going good mean? SoySauce: “Who asked you that? SoySauce realizes that maybe…*. SoySauce looks at his outbox on his phone, sees the message that was supposed to ask. Laquo; Its a trap!
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You guys are killing me | TwelveOhFive
https://twelvezerofive.wordpress.com/2009/01/29/you-guys-are-killing-me
124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. You guys are killing me. Posted on January 29, 2009. SoySauce, DDaMan and TheDick were playing video games with the volume super loud. Jman: Hey, can you guys turn it down a bit, I need to study. SoySauce: Where is remote? BugEyes, turn it down, can’t pause. BugEyes and Jman roll for initiative*. BugEyes rolls a 6*. Jman rolls a 20*. Jman turns down the volume to a setting of his choice so that he can study*. 5-10 mins into playing*. You are c...
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Prank War | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on January 25, 2009. Somebody rearranged the cereal boxes and placed SoySauce’s box at the top, far end of the fridge. He couldn’t reach it nor see his box and thought he had run out. SoySauce bought more cereal and upon inspection, realized that that his box was hidden. It may have been unintentional, but that doesn’t matter. Laquo; Tick Tock. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public).
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Prank War 2 | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on January 26, 2009. Upon hearing about said Lucky Charms prank, Emoparker and TheDick went crazy. Jman hasn’t even found about the missing charms yet. 1 Opened the cases of his Xbox games and rearranged their contents. 2 Sprayed cooking oil on his toilet seat. 3 Salted the water purified. 4 Turned his clock back a few hours. Text2: Hey, Baby. TheDick calls her once, but says nothing, just listens to her say hello. SoySauce: Why does sh...
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Its a trap! | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on March 3, 2009. SoySauce: Hey, do you know the band Tokio Hotel? SoySauce: Well, I googled them and saw the lead singer. She was HOT. BugEyes: Isn’t the…. SoySauce: Yeah, then I wikipedia’d the band to see what her name is and I found out that she was a he. BugEyes: Hahaha, a trap. SoySauce: Even after the fact, he is still attractive. BugEyes: Uhhh. Okaaay. SoySauce: So, if you were a girl would you date you? BugEyes on his laptop*.
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Name Origin | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on January 28, 2009. Lulu is Lulu because a receipt was found. Inscribed on the back was the text. I 3 Jorjor 2! Jman is Jman b/c its derived from his online screenname, which is lame.This also applies to the Injun. BugEyes and SoySauce are self explanatory. The more you know. Laquo; Prank War 2. You guys are killing me. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:.
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December | 2012 | TwelveOhFive
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124; Comments RSS. You guys are killing me. 2,624 Cool Beans. Posted on December 24, 2012. Maple- Yzmat’s Canadian acquaintance. Not the French kind. 1:08:33 AM) Maple: no blog has readers. 1:08:39 AM) Yzmat: i think it needs more pictures. 1:08:43 AM) Yzmat: of naked ppl. 1:08:53 AM) Maple: you can make that transition. 1:09:02 AM) Maple: I was wrong, porn blogs get tons of hits. 1:09:13 AM) Maple: but actual words and shit. 1:09:14 AM) Maple: now. 1:09:16 AM) Maple: nope. 1:09:53 AM) Yzmat: and only sex.