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Drinking Stories: How I Met Your Mother
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Sunday, December 18, 2011. How I Met Your Mother. I love this image for all of those reasons, but even more so because it touches on an ideal I believe is indispensable to a relationship and one I have yet to find. If someone asked me, "What are you looking for in a partner? And answering with, "Well, remember the Vancouver riots? My parents knew a husband and wife named Stanley and...
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Drinking Stories: The Prestige: My Home-Schooled Dog
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Monday, January 23, 2012. The Prestige: My Home-Schooled Dog. Sure," I said, "But I'm not going home with a dog.". No problem," says he, "We'll only be there for a bit and I'm pretty sure all of the dogs are spoken for already.". I now know this to be the first part of a magic trick. The Pledge. This is the second part of a magic trick. The Turn. I have to have her! After a brief ph...
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Drinking Stories: The Ballad of Squad Zero
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Tuesday, February 28, 2012. The Ballad of Squad Zero. And Navy SEALs;. Action figures; video games like Call of Duty. And Splinter Cell;. Movies and then try to reconcile their ass kicking fantasies with the fact that they also shop at Banana Republic and just can't start their day without a latte from Starbucks. Our first mistake became painfully apparent when we pulled into the pa...
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Drinking Stories: Warning: Genies Are Bastards
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Monday, July 11, 2011. Warning: Genies Are Bastards. Genies, leprechauns, and the like are sneaky, devious little bastards. I learned this from a Twilight Zone. Episode I saw when I was a little kid. Who says TV isn't edifying? To check out girls' underwear, of course. What were you thinking? The last kid wishes for a hot car and a kick ass limo pulls up complete with a driver. ...
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Drinking Stories: The Gospel According to Duke
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Friday, March 11, 2011. The Gospel According to Duke. From Children of the Corn. This was especially true one evening when some of my more irreverent friends and I were sitting around a table at the local coffee shop snarkily commentating on an article. That had appeared in the university paper about a student who had a deep and aiding love for all things Dukes of Hazzard. And they ...
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Drinking Stories: Monday is a Honey Badger and Other Days of The Week
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Tuesday, January 03, 2012. Monday is a Honey Badger and Other Days of The Week. Sometimes, when you have too much time to do nothing, you come up with all sorts of ridiculous thoughts and ideas. For instance, who was the first guy to eat an egg? I wrestle with complex issues on a daily basis and live life on a razor's edge. Monday is a Honey Badger. What the fuck are you looking at?
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Drinking Stories: Thank God We Found and Tamed Those Frogdogs
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Thursday, April 21, 2011. Thank God We Found and Tamed Those Frogdogs. So there I was, right? And me and the bitch are getting it on. The bitch has whipped cream all over her. Things are gettin' hot and right as I'm about to blow my load, I grab one of the empty whipped cream bottles and I start to get high. Then the bitch gets mad at me. What's up with that. Everyone scrambling....
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Drinking Stories: Newt Gingrich Has Lost His Shit: An Open Letter to Newt Gingrich
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Friday, January 27, 2012. Newt Gingrich Has Lost His Shit: An Open Letter to Newt Gingrich. Do you mind if I call you Newt? And Newt just strikes me as a little unpresidential. Like Cooter or Hambone or Catfish. Enough about the name; you're played the cards you're dealt, right? What I want to know is this: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOON COLONY BULLSHIT? What is going on with the GOP?
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Drinking Stories: February 2012
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Not necessarily stories about drinking, but the kind of crap you talk about when you're drinking. Curiosity Killed The Cat. Tuesday, February 28, 2012. The Ballad of Squad Zero. And Navy SEALs;. Action figures; video games like Call of Duty. And Splinter Cell;. Movies and then try to reconcile their ass kicking fantasies with the fact that they also shop at Banana Republic and just can't start their day without a latte from Starbucks. Our first mistake became painfully apparent when we pulled into the pa...
