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fauxblow: June 2005
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No more real than yours are, my dear. Puh-ride: a long backstory. Man that was a tough mascot. The school burned down in 1972 shortly before it opened and after it was rebuilt they slapped a crude rendering of a flaming bird on its front. But I don't recall ever chanting for a Phoenix on the volleyball court or proudly proclaiming my own flaming potential for reincarnation. No no, that came in high school. When I was a. I went to girl scout camp, and it has made all the difference. Having established my ...
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The Shimmy Shimmy: (Intermission)
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Ruminations upon the unsettling realization that I will one day die having never made out with Martha Quinn. Somewhere, Over the Rainbow. I carry a change of underwear on me at all times. I can't bake well unless it comes out of a box, though that doesn't stop me from trying. I have a phobia about climbing stairs in the dark, even in my own home. Contrary to what Ian McKaye once said, I fear that I may actually just be what I own. I was told this wouldn't be on the test. View my complete profile. Post-we...
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The Shimmy Shimmy: Face/Off
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Ruminations upon the unsettling realization that I will one day die having never made out with Martha Quinn. Somewhere, Over the Rainbow. I carry a change of underwear on me at all times. I can't bake well unless it comes out of a box, though that doesn't stop me from trying. I have a phobia about climbing stairs in the dark, even in my own home. Contrary to what Ian McKaye once said, I fear that I may actually just be what I own. I was told this wouldn't be on the test. View my complete profile. On the ...
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The Shimmy Shimmy: Ahem...
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Ruminations upon the unsettling realization that I will one day die having never made out with Martha Quinn. Somewhere, Over the Rainbow. I carry a change of underwear on me at all times. I can't bake well unless it comes out of a box, though that doesn't stop me from trying. I have a phobia about climbing stairs in the dark, even in my own home. Contrary to what Ian McKaye once said, I fear that I may actually just be what I own. I was told this wouldn't be on the test. View my complete profile. What be...
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The Shimmy Shimmy: & We're Off...
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Ruminations upon the unsettling realization that I will one day die having never made out with Martha Quinn. Somewhere, Over the Rainbow. I carry a change of underwear on me at all times. I can't bake well unless it comes out of a box, though that doesn't stop me from trying. I have a phobia about climbing stairs in the dark, even in my own home. Contrary to what Ian McKaye once said, I fear that I may actually just be what I own. I was told this wouldn't be on the test. View my complete profile.
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The Shimmy Shimmy: Places I've Slept (Vol. 1)
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Ruminations upon the unsettling realization that I will one day die having never made out with Martha Quinn. Somewhere, Over the Rainbow. I carry a change of underwear on me at all times. I can't bake well unless it comes out of a box, though that doesn't stop me from trying. I have a phobia about climbing stairs in the dark, even in my own home. Contrary to what Ian McKaye once said, I fear that I may actually just be what I own. I was told this wouldn't be on the test. View my complete profile. There w...
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The Shimmy Shimmy: August 2005
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Ruminations upon the unsettling realization that I will one day die having never made out with Martha Quinn. Somewhere, Over the Rainbow. I carry a change of underwear on me at all times. I can't bake well unless it comes out of a box, though that doesn't stop me from trying. I have a phobia about climbing stairs in the dark, even in my own home. Contrary to what Ian McKaye once said, I fear that I may actually just be what I own. I was told this wouldn't be on the test. View my complete profile. 2) Find...
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The Shimmy Shimmy: Because I Love, I Share
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Ruminations upon the unsettling realization that I will one day die having never made out with Martha Quinn. Somewhere, Over the Rainbow. I carry a change of underwear on me at all times. I can't bake well unless it comes out of a box, though that doesn't stop me from trying. I have a phobia about climbing stairs in the dark, even in my own home. Contrary to what Ian McKaye once said, I fear that I may actually just be what I own. I was told this wouldn't be on the test. View my complete profile. 3) The ...
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The Shimmy Shimmy: July 2005
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Ruminations upon the unsettling realization that I will one day die having never made out with Martha Quinn. Somewhere, Over the Rainbow. I carry a change of underwear on me at all times. I can't bake well unless it comes out of a box, though that doesn't stop me from trying. I have a phobia about climbing stairs in the dark, even in my own home. Contrary to what Ian McKaye once said, I fear that I may actually just be what I own. I was told this wouldn't be on the test. View my complete profile. Until i...
