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The Blue Monkey: Big Macs
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. The Big Mac will be replaced with the Bigger Mac. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. The Six Million Dollar Man. I am left-handed. I used to tap dance when I was a kid. I don't eat enough vegetables. When I am not busy at work, I play solitaire. I was my high school class' valedictorian. I have a lot of cacti; but I usually say cactuses. I can't spell the word eczema. (I looked it up) I always buy Levis 501 button fly jeans. Always! View my complete profile.
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The Blue Monkey: Microwaves
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. Microwave ovens will be replaced by supermicromicrowave ovens called smicrowaves. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. The Six Million Dollar Man. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice! View my complete profile.
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The Blue Monkey: Cakes and Balloons
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. A balloon cake will be invented for birthday celebrations. It will be called a ballake. Cutting this hybrid balloon/cake will prove difficult. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. The Six Million Dollar Man. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice! View my complete profile.
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The Blue Monkey: March 2008
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008. Rainbows will be called sunbows. They will only have 5 colours: red, orange, yellow, green, and blue. Because violet and indigo are too hard to remember. A balloon cake will be invented for birthday celebrations. It will be called a ballake. Cutting this hybrid balloon/cake will prove difficult. The Six Million Dollar Man. There will be a remake of "The Six Million Dollar Man", but because of inflation he will be the " The Seven Million Dollar Man. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I am ...
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Too Much Time: Mirrors
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Better out than in. Monday, 10 March 2008. I walked by a mirror and didn't see my reflection. It was very freaky! Maybe it was a window. I'm not too sure. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. I Want to be a Webler! Pirates of the Caribbean. Zombies are a Dying Breed. 2 questions you dont want to hear. Repetitive Action Verbal Expressions or RAVE. Do you know whats better than? Working in the Bubble Wrap Factory. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice!
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Too Much Time: Delicatessens
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Better out than in. Monday, 10 March 2008. If I had a delicatessen, I'd call it The Psycho Deli. Maybe I'd have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere. Labels: black velvet posters. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. I Want to be a Webler! Pirates of the Caribbean. Zombies are a Dying Breed. 2 questions you dont want to hear. Repetitive Action Verbal Expressions or RAVE. Do you know whats better than? Working in the Bubble Wrap Factory. View my complete profile.
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Too Much Time: Knives
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Better out than in. Thursday, 10 April 2008. The original cutting edge. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. I am left-handed. I used to tap dance when I was a kid. I don't eat enough vegetables. When I am not busy at work, I play solitaire. I was my high school class' valedictorian. I have a lot of cacti; but I usually say cactuses. I can't spell the word eczema. (I looked it up) I always buy Levis 501 button fly jeans. Always! View my complete profile.
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Too Much Time: Priorities
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Better out than in. Tuesday, 11 March 2008. When someone starts talking about things like blood cells, DNA, or ganglia; I always say that I don't have any of them. Then I start talking about something important like my new socks. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. I Want to be a Webler! Pirates of the Caribbean. Zombies are a Dying Breed. 2 questions you dont want to hear. Repetitive Action Verbal Expressions or RAVE. Do you know whats better than? Working in the Bubble Wrap Factory.
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Too Much Time: Bottleneck
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Better out than in. Monday, 10 March 2008. I don't know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck. Might not be the best idea! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I Am The Cheese. I Want to be a Webler! Pirates of the Caribbean. Zombies are a Dying Breed. 2 questions you dont want to hear. Repetitive Action Verbal Expressions or RAVE. Do you know whats better than? Working in the Bubble Wrap Factory. I've read all the Harry Potter books. (some of them twice! View my complete profile.
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Too Much Time: March 2008
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Better out than in. Tuesday, 11 March 2008. When someone starts talking about things like blood cells, DNA, or ganglia; I always say that I don't have any of them. Then I start talking about something important like my new socks. Monday, 10 March 2008. I don't know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck. Might not be the best idea! When people ask me for directions, I tell them " You can't get there from here. I walked by a mirror and didn't see my reflection. It was very freaky! Zombies...