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Get On The Blandwagon!: Sweet
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Sunday, March 22, 2015. While some of you were off watching decent movies (pfft) with good acting (meh) and competent direction (whatevs), several brave and foolish followers of awful cinema were partaking in AndressFest'15, my 10th annual celebration of the greatest terrible actress the world has ever known. 10 parts caramel-infused vodka. 1 part American Honey. 1 part Tia Maria. Posted by Blandwagon at 3:06 PM. Boggy C...
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Get On The Blandwagon!: Aging
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Tuesday, March 24, 2015. As AndressFest has continued from year to year and our selection of unseen movies has dwindled, I've motivated my fellow AndressFesters to keep sourcing material by issuing a singular threat: if we can't get the movies we want, we'll be forced to watch Ursula's double episode of 'The Love Boat'. This year, I had to act on that threat. Feisty senior citizen, who was nearly two decades her senior.
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Get On The Blandwagon!: December 2004
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Tuesday, December 28, 2004. To back up this story, we took some photos of the bear hard at work, sending emails, answering the phone, using the photocopier, having a meeting, working in the lab with a microscope and a centrifuge, and so on. A few points to note:. 1) There's something irresistible about a large teddy bear seated at a desk, hunched over a keyboard, staring intently at a computer screen. Me: Okay CW, tell u...
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Get On The Blandwagon!: September 2005
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Friday, September 30, 2005. It'd be hard to properly review the film without including spoilers. Suffice to say, I wish I was a woman so that I could have Joss Whedon's love child. Posted by Blandwagon at 9:15 PM. Thursday, September 29, 2005. Posted by Blandwagon at 11:42 AM. Tuesday, September 27, 2005. Concert. I'd get stuck in the inevitable traffic jam that occurs on the first day of work after a long weekend, a...
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Get On The Blandwagon!: Journey
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Thursday, September 18, 2014. Before I left Australia, my aunt told me that my cousins had highly recommended going on a mountain bike tour in Bali. So buoyed by the fun of Waterbom, which proved that I could exert myself and. Enjoy it, I decided to give it a try. And 2), she had no idea how to ride a bike. The tour ended at an elephant sanctuary - something of an oddity in Bali, given that elephants aren't native to the...
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Get On The Blandwagon!: Deathwish
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Tuesday, August 19, 2014. Am I the only person to look at Charles Bronson in his later years and think, "Shave off the moustache, and he could be somebody's favourite twinkly-eyed old auntie"? Have a cookie, dear. Or I'll kill you. Posted by Blandwagon at 9:48 PM. I will never see Bronson the same way ever again. Thank you. Perth, Western Australia, Australia. Making the least of every day. View my complete profile.
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Get On The Blandwagon!: Priorities
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Monday, September 15, 2014. To get to Bali I flew on Jetstar, Australia's favourite low-cost, no-frills, no-self-respect airline. One of their tricks for saving money is to use the least popular timeslots for arrivals and departures at the airport. Hence my wonderfully cheap flight to Bali departed Perth at 4am. Food at Red Rooster. With this in mind I set off for the first cafe on my list: Sea Circus. Like all good four...
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Get On The Blandwagon!: Challenging
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Wednesday, September 17, 2014. I am the sort of person who could quite contentedly spend a week in Bali sleeping, eating, drinking, reading and floundering about the swimming pool like a dugong undergoing anaphylactic shock. But my travel buddy is a man of action, and he demanded that we go to Waterbom. After freshening up at the hotel, we went out to dinner at another of the restaurants on my to-do list. Ginger Moon.
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Get On The Blandwagon!: Dreamy
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Get On The Blandwagon! You can go anywhere on the Blandwagon! As long as it's bland! Monday, March 23, 2015. Our first movie for AndressFest'15 was ' Nightmare in the Sun. It's an actual movie and not, as you might think, just a generic term for any Ursula Andress movie watched during daylight hours. Or perhaps he understood, but just didn't care. Here's how we're introduced to Ursula:. Which is all the evidence you need of why AndressFest is in its 10th year. But when she find out he's married, the whol...
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A Bex and a Good Lie Down: Shock the Monkey
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A Bex and a Good Lie Down. Eventually I resigned myself to a night of no sleep. I figured if I shut the hall door and slept on the couch in the lounge the beep would be less intrusive. I also decided to drown out the sound with an episode of Midsomer Murders on iView. I paused the show at some point to get a drink and that's when I noticed: miracle of miracles, the beeping had stopped! I could sleep, un-aurally-molested, in my bed! Which I did. I'm no fool.). Er," I ventured, "from the smoke detector?
