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Disposable Dixie Cup Drinker: June 2006
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Disposable Dixie Cup Drinker. In which a law student in his final semester offers declaratory, exclamatory, and interrogative sentences in an effort to fill free time, correspond with friends, and keep from loosing his mind. Why is RBI Baseball Is The Best Video Game Ever? Because you can do stuff like this. AMAZING ( or just some people with far too much free time ). Experience "Game 6" of the the 1986 World Series in 8-bit Graphics by clicking HERE. My Favorite is the Miller Lite Player of the Game.
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The Ashtray Says...: June 2006
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald. Thursday, June 29, 2006. So, I was taking a poo. And I came up with a great idea. Let me a tell you a little story about a man with a lightbulb up his arse. Quank can attest to foreign objects up peoples poopers. Did that sound bad? Wait, her mom is a nurse and on occasion has seen a few patients with European objects up their buns.
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 03.07
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. I don't wanna wait. Just so you all know, Matt and I are spending our Sunday morning watching TIVO'ed reruns of. We're watching the one where the whole gang goes to a typical Capeside rave, complete with fruit platters to keep the hungry glowstick dancers satisfied. As Matt says, "Less chatter. More Andy freaking out.". Posted by quank at 12:34 PM. If the kettle's black. Posted by quank at 11:39 PM. St Louis, MO. My MySpace, Bitches.
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 09.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Not a stereotype; just a fact. I've been trying to avoid writing about my daily experiences in a high school, although Lord knows I could write lengthy posts about the hilarity that ensues on a regular basis. However, this particular story is too funny to keep from you. Episode starring Vivica Fox. In the episode, a man travels back in time after an accident and wakes up the day before Dr. King is going to be shot in Memphis. It's no...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 12.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. You can punch me in the face, if you want. Today I braved the absolute hell that is the mall immediately after the holidays. Sidenote: Can this leggings trend please go away? I'm jealous of all the cute little skinny, flat-chested whores that get to step out looking like Lohanminal. Can I help you? Uhh, yeah. Can I get any smoothie I want without the yogurt, just the fruit? Of course. You can get anything you want.". But, I didn't pu...
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The Ashtray Says...: March 2006
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald. Friday, March 31, 2006. It's a Big Fun Fact Friday. Cheers Heavy is busy and tired today, so instead of a post that requires any thought or creativity, I leave you with this gem. Dr Seuss's publisher, wagered $50 that Seuss could not write a book using only 50 words. The bet came after Seuss completed The Cat in the Hat. It's an unpr...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 06.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Posted by quank at 11:26 AM. In the dark no one can hear you sweat. My first perk as a writer on the website was two tickets to the SOUND team concert last night at the Hi-Pointe. Roomie Jables is a fan, and I asked him to join. They were about $10 each, but hey. They were free. And Beatle Bob was there. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin was the. Opening act, and surprisingly, they didn't suck. Posted by quank at 2:54 PM. Carrot ...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 01.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Little golden naked guys. Were announced this morning. Speaking ignorantly because I haven't seen all of the nominated films.I will say I'm surprised here and there. Random musings:. Was nominated for Best Picture; I thought the film was thought-provoking and a really cool idea, but it missed a titch. Great acting, though. I hereby state that my day has been made perfect because "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" from. He is still pisse...
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The Ashtray Says...: September 2006
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald. Tuesday, September 19, 2006. Happy Talk Like a Priate Day! Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Seriously. It is. Read all aboot it. Pretty excited about it, too. I have always had a fascination with pirates. And the pirate was all like, "ARRRGGGH, it's driving me nuts! Then, we all laughed like bastards. Posted by Cheers Heavy @ 9:54 AM.
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The Ashtray Says...: July 2006
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald. Wednesday, July 26, 2006. Breaking News: The Sky is Blue. I am shocked.*. Lance Bass, the former 'N Sync heartthrob, reveals that he is gay, in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. I didn’t know: Could that be the end of ’N Sync? He took years to really think about how he was going to tell everyone," says his close buddy Fatone, 29, w...